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And Spring Rolls that he scarfs down with gallons of soy sauce.
Careercow Wil Wheaton + Felicia Day - The "Man" who soy'd the World and the Fakest of Geek Girls, SJW sexual harassment fence-sitters
And Spring Rolls that he scarfs down with gallons of soy sauce.
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He didn't just marry Mystique, she left John Stamos for him.
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Jerry O'Connell basically took all of Wil Wheaton's man potential on the set of Stand By Me and became a mega bro.
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Is it possible Jerry O'Connell is some sort of testosterone vampire? He drained Corey Haim's sanity, reduced Wil Wheaton to a man-tittied numale husk of masculinity, and killed River Phoenix stone dead.
EDIT: Feldman. Corey Feldman. Sorry, I get my Coreys confused.
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A TV movie based on this concept would be better than a majority of the third season of Sliders tbh.
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Goddamn this needs to be a movie or something! The one film where you could really justify setting it in San Francisco!
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We should totally pitch it! I'll write the screenplay. I'm sure Corey would be up for it. We'll even offer to make Wil the lead.
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Maybe we should have paragons of manliness The Rock and Jason Statham playing the detectives trying to investigate the phenomenon of testosterone vampirism? And have a running joke of Wil Wheaton getting punched in the face by either one or both of them
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Hey don't bring Brent Spiner into this. The guy doesn't have the greatest range in the world but he really does put some effort into his characters, as opposed to Wil "I'll show up and read my lines while turning up the Asshole to eleven" Wheaton. He also has a genuine sense of humor about his role on Star Trek, as opposed to Wheaton's forced "ha ha ha I hate Wesley so much u gaiz I'm just like you" bullshit.
Which does bring to mind, have you noticed that Wheaton's almost never in these lineups of TNG alums when they assemble somewhere for an interview or whatever? They make occasional banter on twitter and do little cameos together, but you never see him when they do one of those "let's get all the TNG people together that we can" thing despite his obvious lust for attention and screentime. Coupled with the story earlier in the thread about that con panel where almost no one showed up but he did, and it hints heavily that the rest of the actors know he's an annoying shit and don't want to spend time with him.
I mean if you're too much of a shrill SJW whiner for Marina Sirtis, that's fucking saying something.
Which does bring to mind, have you noticed that Wheaton's almost never in these lineups of TNG alums when they assemble somewhere for an interview or whatever? They make occasional banter on twitter and do little cameos together, but you never see him when they do one of those "let's get all the TNG people together that we can" thing despite his obvious lust for attention and screentime. Coupled with the story earlier in the thread about that con panel where almost no one showed up but he did, and it hints heavily that the rest of the actors know he's an annoying shit and don't want to spend time with him.
I mean if you're too much of a shrill SJW whiner for Marina Sirtis, that's fucking saying something.
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Felicia Day annoys me with her omg-so-quirky-nerd-girl schtick, and she's not much of an actress, but she doesn't annoy me the way Wil Wheaton does. It's the same old male feminist problem: the more a guy insists he's "on your side," trying to be a "good ally," the more you start wondering just what he's hiding and why he's trying so hard to be your friend. He's so desperate to be liked that it becomes creepy.
Wil's probably pretty well-off, financially. He should take a year off Twitter. Go hiking. Spend some of his Star Trek residuals to take a culinary tour of Italy. Do SOMETHING besides being King Geek of Shit Mountain, and he might actually pick up a hobby that he enjoys more than being salty online. One of the Pythons became a travel writer, for fuck's sake, and it's hard as hell to move on from a project like Monty Python.
Wil's probably pretty well-off, financially. He should take a year off Twitter. Go hiking. Spend some of his Star Trek residuals to take a culinary tour of Italy. Do SOMETHING besides being King Geek of Shit Mountain, and he might actually pick up a hobby that he enjoys more than being salty online. One of the Pythons became a travel writer, for fuck's sake, and it's hard as hell to move on from a project like Monty Python.
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I have been wondering this. Does he do any gigs that aren't tangential related to nerd shit? Its seems this is the only shit he does ever, be it professional or even on a personal level. Heck not even nerdy shit, but things that are in the most vague way masculine what so ever? Be it as work or for a hobby (Fixing up cars, hiking, etc.)?
I mean Michael Dorn is a big plane person. LeVar Burton is a big fan of Arsenal Soccer. Does Wheaton have anything? Because it really does not seem like has has anything else and being Le Ebic King Geek, is all he has and is.
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Other than being a pathetic piece of shit, no.
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I know he plays or played hockey at one point.
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Eh, yeah right. All these leftist schmucks are hooked so badly not even a heavy heroin addiction would compare.
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Wil Wheaton would be fucking eaten alive in a beer league. Dude can't handle being criticized on the internet, a hockey player calling him or a "pussy" or a "faggot" to his face might actually kill him
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Wil used to have a set of balls back in the day. Here he hits on a married co-star on national television. Her reaction is priceless.
You can also skip to 12:10 after that and see what a man looks like before feminism.
You can also skip to 12:10 after that and see what a man looks like before feminism.
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Not for nothing but that smooth move was cringey as fuck. I mean I could hear the audience cringing.
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That was the era more than anything. The 90s were fucking awful and having to go swing dancing with a chick to get a tug job was just one of the many awful things that were in vogue
That video makes me think he used to be cool enough and then just went full Fark-Idol (seriously, dude used to be huge on there) and married a women studies major and drank the soy-kool-aid/his own semen