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Drip Feed said:
Who the hell just drinks that stuff all the time, is it because of his age?
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idk i know some people who drink it with a meal or semi-regularly but not really anyone who drinks it every day

he also did some walkthrough of his mansion where he showed his medicine cabinet, so if i had to guess im thinking he eats and drinks a bunch of stuff which doesnt work for him and then takes medication to try and make it work for him

he pretty much cat food
 
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Dragoonism said:
PUBG

1: 45 (Blames that he can't see who is sniping him)
2: 74 ("WOW first time i got killed by a crossbow")
3: 33 (Couldnt see the guy shooting him so he couldnt get away)
4: Game Crash
5: 39 (Dont know what happened when someone suddently sniped him of the bike (He was reading chat))
6: Game Crash (The game is a waste of his time, thats how bad it is)
7: 16 (Match wasted and the game sucks because he dont know where the guy shooting him was)
8: 65 (Killed by a "fucking camper", opens a door right infront of another player)
9: 22 (He know the guy was in the next room, but because of the delay on the controller he was unable to kill him, every match this time have been a waste of time)

In game:
Dont know if he have a vest on under his coat, wont bring up invetory to check.
Claim that the M16 is way better than the AKM, it's a good weapon unless you avoid any contact with other players the entire game.
Wonders why the AKM sprays everywhere, on full auto it does...
Get surrounded by 2 cars on a open field, refuses to shoot and runs and hide instead.

Will only quite at 4o if he finds a job that he wanna do or pay as much money so he can pay his bills.
Admits he watched Sailor Moon as a kid!
Rather travel relax places on Earth rather than the Moon even if it was paid for him.
5 places he wanna travel to: 1. California (Los Angeles) 2. Las Vegas 3. Canada 4. Europe (struggles to come up with the major countries of Europe, mentions German, UK, Italy and France) 5. Japan.
Gets asked why there is a market for female underwear but nothing for us (men), Phil: "I dont know what you mean?".
Mixes up Afghanistan with the Middle East.
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Thanks for the summary.
Im doing a "waste of time" counter for my tihydp, hope numbers go that high. :)
 
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PieceofShet said:
Thanks for the summary.
Im doing a "waste of time" counter for my tihydp, hope numbers go that high. :)
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Was quite a few "waste of time" this time, you easily notice he dont like games where the game or the chat can hold his hand.

PUBG is defentnly not a game for Phil since he is way to slow to react, no radar that shows enemies, chat can't tell him what to do to win, all the random drops of equipment, his poor aiming skills and so on...
 
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xenomorph said:
You can tell Phil is all about movies from the 80's, 90's and early 2000's in the way he formules his stories and how he sounds when telling them.

Every story Phil tells is from a movie or TV show reference my favorite one is when he interviews for a job at Best Buy and lands the job and before he leaves the interviewer said "Can I ask you a question? How come you didn't come dressed up for this interview?" To which Phil responds: " Because I wanted you to see how capable I am without being dressed up"
It's from a scene from Good Will Hunting.

His weed story where he is shitting and pissing is of course from an old episode from South Park.
His "hot latina" girl story is basically told like any John Huges film or any 80's style comedy.
His hulk smashing bullies at 6 years old.
His devil may care attitude towards any girl who took interest in him and somehow wanted his dick.

Chances are, he was quiet and barely spoke to anyone in school unless he was talking shit about them to a scant few of "friends".
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That seems to be a thing with pathological liars with low self esteem. I know someone in real life that does the same shit. They constantly tell these stories that feel like movie scripts. I think they don't realize that life really isn't that exciting like in the movies.
 
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Was quite a few "waste of time" this time, you easily notice he dont like games where the game or the chat can hold his hand.

PUBG is defentnly not a game for Phil since he is way to slow to react, no radar that shows enemies, chat can't tell him what to do to win, all the random drops of equipment, his poor aiming skills and so on...
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I have a theory.: we know he likes to open lootboxes, he spent a lot of donation money to buy them in overwatch... pubg is like that. You never know whats on the other side of the door. I noticed he gets louder when he finds something nice. I know its a bit far fetched tho...

He definitely hates the game, but he hates gaming in general so its not a surprise.

One more thing. I think his eyesight is getting worse. There were already a few scenes where he missed the obvious... and im not talking about sthing in the distance in a corner... I mean like at the back of his character.
 
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PieceofShet said:
He definitely hates the game, but he hates gaming in general so its not a surprise.
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This 100%. I will admit he used to love playing games, that was clearly evident in his early days, when he had a job, and did this for fun. But now, it's not fun, it's a job, a job that he's trapped in. Because if he stops doing this, he's done, not just from gaming and what not, he has nothing to fall back upon, everything will be gone, all the houses, cars, figurines, lifestyle, it will all be gone.

I know we all say he's not self aware when it comes to video games, but I do believe he's self aware of his life situation. He know's if he loses this he's screwed in more ways than one. It's just really going to be sad when everything catches up to him, he's not going to be able to do this forever, I honestly wouldn't give him 3 more years at this rate, and that's being nice. The guy isn't going to have anything to fall on when everything dries up, he's going to be too old to work anything meaningful besides a minimum wage job, his back is going to be shot, he's going to be alone and just clinging to his '4th place Evo win and youtube legacy', which could have been so much more and the guy could have been set for life.

But, he's blown that, and it's too late to get it back.
 
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ok vidar seems to be under the impression that i'm fred fuchs and that he has doxed me and continues to send me links to shitty metal bands via DM so i'm going to post this here so there's a bit more of a breakdown on what is happening within the dsp fandom right now.

the tldr is that people are now trying to exert pressure on the "detractor community" to influence what can and cannot be posted here (which won't work because kiwifarms is not a detractor)

neger psykolog said:
thats because vidar, kghaleon and kingjezel seem to have a bit of a warped understanding of what is happening here

based upon fred fuchs / sok they seem to think there really is a community of some description behind anything negative about dsp

now they don't really seem to mind people being negative (from my perspective anyway) but when it goes "too far" they seem to think the detractor community has some role to play in ousting anyone who might actually reveal dsp for what he is (of course they'd never admit that because that means thinking or saying that dsp has ever done anything bad)

so therefore because they class the mysterywoman/escort saga as "going too far" they are trying anything possible to try and get the detractor community to interfere because they think kiwifarms is a 'detractor' and therefore is the responsibility of the few people they respect in the detractor community

so far the events that have occured are:
  • kghaleon and bsv both trying to insult the escort
    • for some reason they both backed off on this and did a complete 180 once she began threatening screencaps
  • kghaleon trying to be inspector gadget and he ended up calling a random person in the netherlands and sperged out about escorts, detractors and dsp
    • hes been repeatedly asked for the number but refuses to provide it to anyone
  • bsv revealing he wanted to irl intimidate mysterywoman
    • its possible to argue that this is him going full force on the escort, but it isnt, he simply tried to flush out her personal information so he could use it for his own purposes
  • someone from a certain region of california (hint kghaleon lives in california) trying to post some story on in the mysterywoman thread via a brand new account here about how they encountered some redhead woman watching dsp's stream but they conveniently couldn't remember her name and said the messages were gone
    • twitch keeps messages for a while so you have to manually delete them for this to be at all truthful
    • the account claiming all this stopped posting straight away once they realized they were being dumb because all of this was pointed out by people
  • kingjezel trying to get the "detractor community" to make a stand against the thread on here
  • someone trying to set up brand new accounts on twitter claiming to be a female who had lost contact with dsp
    • my opinion about this is mixed, but i'm guessing they're trying to attack the "verified" tag on the mysterywoman account so that they can claim no research or vetting was done
    • plenty of research and vetting was done and its not that simple to just get "verified" (its not something i can personally award people either, only null can)
  • implying that null specifically is a detractor and somehow deeply cares about the dsp story beyond verifying the mysterywoman account
    • again the account, not specifically the claims which has been clear since day 1
    • they're somehow unaware of all the other sections of this site and how few people get verified or kiwileaks status
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Timeline of what BSV is trying to do right now (thinks im fred fuchs, teases/threatens dox and then sends a shitty death metal song called "don't say a word" because he thinks he's going to silence me lol)
neger psykolog said:
This is a timeline of what homeless butler boy is currently posting including PMs to me (he seems to think I'm Fred Fuchs lol):
  • 4:37 AM UTC
    • Sending me a PM with some shitty death metal song called HAMMERFALL - Any Means Necessary
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  • 4:38 AM UTC
    • Posting a picture of what he claims is Fred Fuchs:
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  • 7:48 AM UTC: Replying to this for the first time
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  • 10:18 AM UTC: Sending me a PM with a link to another shitty metal song Sonata Arctica - Don't Say A Word
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  • 10:46 AM UTC: Me replying to BSV's PM and telling him to take his meds and to get some rest on his park bench
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"Don't say a word" lol
Very creative Vidar
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BlockedByDaylight said:
I'm sorry if I missed mention of it, but did we ever confirm if the redhead chick in Phil's Christmas photos was actually the escort or not? Did the escort ever confirm her involvement as being LEGIT at all? Did she get "paid" and end her little tease/blackmail game? Or did we all just waste like two months with her bullshit?
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- No
- No
- Yes, she was paid. Everybody forgot that she promised to let her phone get hacked and leak videos after she got paid though.
- No it's not wasted because it's not like we were going to do something less autistic anyways. But now we have 3 more escorts, and like 5 normal girls who take pictures with 1990s cameras and don't have internet presences added to the cast for the 2018 season.

DiabeticSP said:
How does one man have such bad burping?

Is it a genetic thing?

I don't know anyone who burps a quarter as much as he does even in the worst case scenarios.
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He drinks a lot of seltzer (aka soda that he calls seltzer so he can sound healthy) and forces out burps because when Howard Stern does it once a week it's hilarious, so it's extra hilarious if DSP does it once every 5 minutes.
 
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Freshtodeath said:
he kinda sounds like Rick with all the burping and trying to talk.
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The thing about editing is you don't just make the video better, in the process you also notice improvements you can make and if he ever bothered he'd have realized a long time ago how grating that shit is. Or if he had just one real life friend he could get the opinion of instead of the same 20 sycophants. Maybe this friend could have also had a youtube channel and knew people with experience in video production who worked with him personally, but obviously he never had that kind of luck.
 
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PieceofShet said:
I have a theory.: we know he likes to open lootboxes, he spent a lot of donation money to buy them in overwatch... pubg is like that. You never know whats on the other side of the door. I noticed he gets louder when he finds something nice. I know its a bit far fetched tho...

He definitely hates the game, but he hates gaming in general so its not a surprise.

One more thing. I think his eyesight is getting worse. There were already a few scenes where he missed the obvious... and im not talking about sthing in the distance in a corner... I mean like at the back of his character.
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He gets louder in every game when things go good for him and as soon things turns bad, most of the time, he turns into a grumpy kid.
His eyesight have been bad for a long time or he would have no problems reading the instructions that the games shows him or drive in to every car he sees in the game and claim it spawned infront of him.
 
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I have a theory.: we know he likes to open lootboxes, he spent a lot of donation money to buy them in overwatch... pubg is like that. You never know whats on the other side of the door. I noticed he gets louder when he finds something nice. I know its a bit far fetched tho...

He definitely hates the game, but he hates gaming in general so its not a surprise.

One more thing. I think his eyesight is getting worse. There were already a few scenes where he missed the obvious... and im not talking about sthing in the distance in a corner... I mean like at the back of his character.
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he also apparently spent thousands on some wrestling game on his phone
 
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