Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%
  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%
  • Null

    Votes: 1,452 55.8%
  • Kanye West

    Votes: 285 11.0%
  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 609 23.4%

  • Total voters
    2,601
Happened to snag this gem that was only up for a minute or so

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Hopefully he doesn’t delete her.

"How DARE YOU suggest I give up harassing famous women and go for some COMMON girl! Don't you know who I am?! Don't you know about my PLIGHT?! I am RUSSELL! FUCKING! GREER! I am ENTITLED to hot, rich, famous women to fuck me, give me their money, and rocket me to the FAME and FORTUNE that I deserve because my face sags like a wax statue in a burning wax museum! I'm fucking SPECIAL, DAMMIT! I DESERVE THE BEST!"

Fuck you, Shit Lips.
 
Hopefully he doesn’t delete her.

Christ on crutches, Strokey is BAAAAWWWW and baby-tantrumming so much and so hard that it's barely funny any more, and edging right the fuck into schitzocow territory. ANY slight suggestion he might want to address and improve his own life instead of screaming 'victim' he spergs out and abuses and/or bans the poster, no matter how many asspats this poster has given him before.

His failbook page is the very definition of an 'echo chamber'.
 
They are going to be interested in him until they do a background check. Seriously though, where the fuck does he find these jobs? Like who the fuck are these people that are willing to pay a paralegal 50k that can’t even show up to his own court date on time?

If it’s not made up whole cloth, I’m guessing some MLM rep like Herbalife is trying to reel in Russ. Utah is like MLM HQ of the country and a schmuck like Russ is perfect for their motivational false promise of riches BS spiel.
 
Christ on crutches, Strokey is BAAAAWWWW and baby-tantrumming so much and so hard that it's barely funny any more, and edging right the fuck into schitzocow territory. ANY slight suggestion he might want to address and improve his own life instead of screaming 'victim' he spergs out and abuses and/or bans the poster, no matter how many asspats this poster has given him before.

His failbook page is the very definition of an 'echo chamber'.

Hey may as well change his name to some stripper name, insist he's really a girl trapped in a male body, and take up SJW talking points, because he's dodging responsibility and accountability and avoiding improving himself like any other tranny we follow on the Farms. Russhole attacking people who suggest he improve himself reminds me of Phil/ADF. It would also give Shit Lips another reason to play a victim.
 
How about renting himself out as a statue at Ripley's Believe It or Not Museum?

Or seek employment at Halloween to haunt a house.

Fun fact: we have some pretty awesome haunted attractions here in the Salt Lake area, like the Fear Factory. But Shit Lips getting a job there would probably be a bad idea. For one thing, it would probably be TOO real for some people to have Russell the Leech-Faced Stalker spooking them, since the only thing keeping the little creep from being a serial killer is the fact that he's a pussy little manlet. And secondly, he would be a major liability because he would probably grope all the cute customers in the dark.
 
If it’s not made up whole cloth, I’m guessing some MLM rep like Herbalife is trying to reel in Russ. Utah is like MLM HQ of the country and a schmuck like Russ is perfect for their motivational false promise of riches BS spiel.
Would they want Russ? To be a useful MLM recruit, he'd either need a network of friends that he could guilt into buying crap and/or signing up as reps, or he'd need to be really good at sales, e.g. door-to-door.

We know he has no friends, so that's out (and pretty much guarantees that he'd never make much money doing MLM, as I understand it). He did claim to be a moderately successful missionary, right? Would enough people really feel sorry for him to buy crap just to help him out/get him to go away?
 
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Before you get your hopes up, Russell, he gets paid lots of money to ROAR... not to REEE.

Frank Welker has done literally hundreds of movies, TV episodes and roles. He is widely considered one of the best VAs of all time. He invented that Lion King roar as well as hundreds of other sound effects, in addition to voicing Fred on Scooby-Doo ever since it's existed.
 
Russ is only treating Kayli this awful now because he's replacing her with 9/10 Karlita. He's literally that dick who drops any decent people in his life the minute someone hotter/more famous/richer/more popular comes along. Regardless of the fact he sometimes suspected her to be trolling him, he now thinks he no longer needs her comments or support because he's got an attractive Latina buttering him up. Of course, he likes the attention so he won't block her outright, but he doesn't feel the need to hold back his nasty personality since she isn't the only one commenting anymore.

As curious as I am to see what the end result of this Karlita saga is, it'd be a real shame if Kayli gets completely pushed out of the picture because of it. Although, it is very telling that Russ is incapable of being kind to more than one person at a time.

(tl;dr Kayli/Karlita teamup when)
 
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