Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

[LiquidKid]

Alex's inflated ego and narcissism will be the downfall of him, thankfully he has such little skill in programming that I doubt he'll ever strike gold like this again and I feel like the game will sizzle out very quickly unless TinyBuild intervenes.

How does he even have narcissism and an ego at this point? Yeah he had child fans, but at the end of the day he’s still the same pathetic stalker guy who made all of those forum posts and has the creepiest voice I’ve ever heard(I’m not one to talk about voices usually, but god damn is his creepy).
It can’t be because of skill because anyone looking at his code can tell he sucks. I have basically no coding talent, I barely got through the HTML of my college web design class, but even I can tell how inefficient his shit is.
This is a serious mental study in the making. If I was a psychologist I could get rich of this guy

 

[vertexwindi]

I also got the strong vibes that Alex was infact refering to the tinybuild programmer, which in turn implies that he only worked with that programmer for 5 months. This would mean that he's been more or less cruising since then, without ever talking about the subject and its implications (i.e. game won't be done ver, tinybuild support really isn't a thing anymore).

This outcome keeps seeming likelier and likelier. When is the last time he talked about TinyBuild?

 

[MaddieNolan]

How does he even have narcissism and an ego at this point? Yeah he had child fans, but at the end of the day he’s still the same pathetic stalker guy who made all of those forum posts and has the creepiest voice I’ve ever heard(I’m not one to talk about voices usually, but god damn is his creepy).
It can’t be because of skill because anyone looking at his code can tell he sucks. I have basically no coding talent, I barely got through the HTML of my college web design class, but even I can tell how inefficient his shit is.
This is a serious mental study in the making. If I was a psychologist I could get rich of this guy

It doesn't matter where the attention comes from, as long as he gets it he'll lap it up. A volunteer that left even mentioned his inflated ego as well as the shit talking.

http://archive.is/fsPOC
http://archive.is/fsPOC
I barely began learning code a month or two ago (I'm pretty bad at it) but I agree, its horrific. Anyone could look at it and realize that there are probably dozens of ways to write it faster.

Hopefully, one day soon his die-hard fans will do research and open their eyes to see how much of a (for lack of a better word) loser Alex is. Then he will still be living in his parent's basement, still alone and now an (even more) failed game designer. He didn't finish his first three games, and he won't finish this one. Despite all that, I believe that he will still have a ridiculously inflated ago. (BTW if you go into psychology I'll help make a documentary about how much of a scammer and idiot he is, we'd be richer than him and able to pay someone to make a much better clone of his game lol.)

This outcome keeps seeming likelier and likelier. When is the last time he talked about TinyBuild?

On his blog, July 25th, 2017 in the first & third bullet point. I don't know if he's mentioned them on YouTube.

https://archive.is/RPsPR

 

[LiquidKid]

It doesn't matter where the attention comes from, as long as he gets it he'll lap it up. A volunteer that left even mentioned his inflated ego as well as the shit talking.

http://archive.is/fsPOC
I barely began learning code a month or two ago (I'm pretty bad at it) but I agree, its horrific. Anyone could look at it and realize that there are probably dozens of ways to write it faster.

Hopefully, one day soon his die-hard fans will do research and open their eyes to see how much of a (for lack of a better word) loser Alex is. Then he will still be living in his parent's basement, still alone and now an (even more) failed game designer. He didn't finish his first three games, and he won't finish this one. Despite all that, I believe that he will still have a ridiculously inflated ago. (BTW if you go into psychology I'll help make a documentary about how much of a scammer and idiot he is, we'd be richer than him and able to pay someone to make a much better clone of his game lol.)

As fun as that sounds, my degree and career is in Marketing/advertising. I would have to drop everything to make time to get a psych degree. But oh well, I’ll just have to use my public manipulation skills elsewhere.

 

[PurpleFoxx]

A volunteer that left even mentioned his inflated ego as well as the shit talking

"I am a proud sexual deviant... the 3D modeler I work with enjoys modeling sexy YOUNG women very much."

This is who fans are giving their money and time to. Direct quote from someone who worked closely with this man, someone openly objectifying and sexually attracted to/obsessively jerking off to young teenage girls in a grade school setting.

What makes this so creepy is how proud he is.. admitting he's a sexual deviant is basically copping to the fact that he's a hebophile (generous phrasing for a pedophile attracted to older children)

 

[shasetoma.]

Even if his fanbase were aware of it, for it to have any positive effect, they'd need to be the type of people who would have the moral inclination to think that Alex admitting that (especially) at his age is not acceptable, or at least something that they would frown upon.

Of course, these are mainly prepubescents (and also mostly the socially inept types) we're talking about, so they would just deflect or even outright defend their pervert shepard. They probably view the guy as a role model at some level too, so it'll be no surprise to me if at least a portion of the new teens on the internet are far more deviant than the last in due part thanks to him.

 

[Cupcake9]

Did anyone see his Patreon post?
https://www.patreon.com/posts/2017-16179684

Spoiler: Screenshot

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Also, does anyone notices how allergic Eva is to say Druelbozo's name?
The guy made countless assets for the game and was one of the most productive volunteers during the time he was working for Eva, so it baffles me how he refuses to aknowledge Druel's existence.

 

[GravityBeliever]

On his blog, July 25th, 2017 in the first & third bullet point. I don't know if he's mentioned them on YouTube.

https://archive.is/RPsPR

That's the same thing just posted twice... So it's now what, about 6 months without a mention?

 

[MaddieNolan]

That's the same thing just posted twice... So it's now what, about 6 months without a mention?

As far as I know.

 

[Parappa does the PPAP]

For such a "transparent" "game" "developer", he sure doesn't like talking about Osana or even his business partner.

 

[vertexwindi]

For such a "transparent" "game" "developer", he sure doesn't like talking about Osana or even his business partner.

I'm pretty sure at this point TinyBuild is completely out of the picture after he whined about that programmer from last year. I assume they decided to keep that low-key in what might be the first smart decision Eva has made so far during the game's development.

 

[Keystone]

Alex's fetish game and its totally serious setting show up in the strangest places:

Spoiler

Also re: Him not talking about Druelbozo, recall that the three main places Druel got talked about were on YanSim's reddit, Alex's tumblr and here -- namely when Druel came here hundreds of pages ago and talked a little about his experience with Alex. Anyone who searches the name "Druelbozo" will inevitably get a search result that includes this thread.

 

[MaddieNolan]

Alex's fetish game and its totally serious setting show up in the strangest places:

Spoiler

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Also re: Him not talking about Druelbozo, recall that the two main places Druel got talked about were on YanSim's reddit, Alex's tumblr and here -- namely when Druel came here hundreds of pages ago and talked a little about his experience with Alex. Anyone who searches the name "Druelbozo" will inevitably get a search result that includes this thread.

Is that Killing Floor 2?

 

[Diesel Boogaloo]

It's been a time since we've laughed at the game's piss-poor performance, let's do it again: https://np.reddit.com/r/yandere_simulator/comments/7o359i/some_questions_for_dev_3/ds7a45l/
Quoted below, emphasis mine:

Wierdly just that before the Student Council Update it never crashed! Imma read the logs tomorrow!

If I had to guess...
Previously, the game could only take up 7 GB of RAM at maximum. As of the Student Council Update, the game can now take up more than 8 GB of RAM at maximum. Your computer only has 8 GB of RAM, so you're occasionally encountering crashes if the game goes over 8 GB of RAM usage.
I'm considering several possible solutions for this problem.

Here are my PC Specs:
GPU: GTX 1080 TI CPU: Intel I7 64000k or sth. RAM: 12 GB
My Yandere Simulator Performance:
Graphics Resolution: 2K (higher the 1920x 1080) Graphics Settings: Highest with shadows.
(Usual FPS when all students are rendered 37 Students and 6 Teachers + Nurse i guess: 40 - 70 FPS)
When 90 students are rendered in 2K with highest Quality: 25 - 40

Thanks for the info!
Just curious - what FPS do you get at 720p with shadows off?

Wierdly i dont get more fps in 1280x720 (720p) [90 Students]
When all are rendered at the same time its around: 25-45 fps but most time 25-30. I dont know why its almost identical and i tried doing it in Windowed Mode so my PC wouldnt have to Scale it to 4K for my Screen, but the Value was the same one.

(BTW i7 64000K doesn't exist, I guess he meant either i7 6900K or i7 6800K, both are pretty good, but more likely he has the latter since 6900K is stupidly expensive)
So a beast of a machine that could simultaneously play two instances of The Witcher 3 on ultra with Hairworks® enabled at smooth 60fps... struggles to achieve XBox-level of framerates in a stupid meme game.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

It's been a time since we've laughed at the game's piss-poor performance, let's do it again: https://np.reddit.com/r/yandere_simulator/comments/7o359i/some_questions_for_dev_3/ds7a45l/
Quoted below, emphasis mine:





(BTW i7 64000K doesn't exist, I guess he meant either i7 6900K or i7 6800K, both are pretty good, but more likely he has the latter since 6900K is stupidly expensive)
So a beast of a machine that could simultaneously play two instances of The Witcher 3 on ultra with Hairworks® enabled at smooth 60fps... struggles to achieve XBox-level of framerates in a stupid meme game.

Jesus Cristo, this is disgustingly bad.

 

[PantiesAreImportant]

https://yanderedev.wordpress.com/2018/01/06/easter-egg-contest-results/#more-11478
Alex posted the winner of the Easter Egg contest.

 

[MaddieNolan]

"In addition to sending beautiful illustrations, there were also several people who pitched creative ideas for alternate gameplay modes, instead. Some of these ideas actually sound very cool!"


Finishing your game also sounds very cool.

 

[Gross phone booth]

Now that the Easter Egg Contest is out of the way, my next task is to review all of the submissions for the Student Council Contest! This time, I have over 535 entries to review…more than twice as many entries than the Easter Egg Contest! Whoa! It’s quite an intimidating task, and I think it’s going to eat up a lot of time…

It's not my fault that Osana isn't finished yet, it's because you send me soo many messages!

 

[princess13456789]

https://www.reddit.com/r/yandere_simulator/comments/7ok024/are_people_losing_interest_in_the_game/
(https://archive.is/GzTwg)

They took so long to realize Youtubers are losing interest in the game.

 

[shasetoma.]

https://www.reddit.com/r/yandere_simulator/comments/7ok024/are_people_losing_interest_in_the_game/


They took so long to realize Youtubers are losing interest in the game.

That second reply has it spot-on. If Eva doesn't get his ass in gear before the end of the decade, YS is toast. His game isn't nearly as memorable as all those other mentioned indie projects and the novelty factor wears off fast when you consider how much he spoils the shit out of his own game. He either releases it within the next two years, or puts it off constantly to stream for his "friends" until his parents croak and he runs out of neetbux.

All """good""" things must come to an end.