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There is not enough information to geolocate, but I do have something.

מסאג‬‎ means "massage". This is NOT a prostitution ad in the sense that it is criminal, it is an ad for an erotic massage in Tel Aviv. I'm going to try to find out which and update this post accordingly.

Edit: Some spas do offer sex under the table though, so he may not be that exceptional. Still, lmao.

The two words under it are אירוטי מושלם, "Perfectly Erotic"? I can't make out the bottom text though.

Edit 2: In my opinion the most interesting thing about this video is that Eli thinks American laws apply worldwide, therefore obviously prostitution/erotic massage is illegal. Also, Muslims have 4x more kids than white Americans on average, so I doubt they have trouble getting pussy like he implies. It's kind of interesting too that he would choose to highlight this.
 
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wanttodownloadattachments said:
means "massage". This is NOT a prostitution ad, it is an ad for a spa in Tel Aviv.
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This is NOT related to anything on the forum, but since you seem to be able to read Hebrew do you have any idea WTF these are?
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I got them as a tip last night at work. The writing looks Hebrew and the style is similar to modern Israeli Shekels but I can't find anything online. There are a few coins that have the same tree (date tree), but still not enough to figure out what I have. They are they same size as a US quarter, but feel significantly lighter.
 
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This is NOT related to anything on the forum, but since you seem to be able to read Hebrew do you have any idea WTF these are?
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I got them as a tip last night at work. The writing looks Hebrew and the style is similar to modern Israeli Shekels but I can't find anything online. There are a few coins that have the same tree (date tree), but still not enough to figure out what I have. They are they same size as a US quarter, but feel significantly lighter.
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well for starters, they don't have any Shekel amount on them, so it's not like it's money. They look like memorial coins very similar to http://64.60.141.195/photos/48jpegs/137956.jpg
 
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NoMoreSleeping said:
This is NOT related to anything on the forum, but since you seem to be able to read Hebrew do you have any idea WTF these are?

I got them as a tip last night at work. The writing looks Hebrew and the style is similar to modern Israeli Shekels but I can't find anything online. There are a few coins that have the same tree (date tree), but still not enough to figure out what I have. They are they same size as a US quarter, but feel significantly lighter.
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The coin says גאולת ציון "Redemption of Zion" on it, see here for more info: http://www.treasurenet.com/forums/what/408821-charleston-river-finds-strange-coin-lead-buttons.html
 
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NoMoreSleeping said:
http://i.imgur.com/XjpAgTm.png

THOSE are Islams? Did I get converted to muslim now? Shit... what the fuck. The lady put them in my hand and said "thanks" and when I looked down at them I got a very bad feeling in the pit of my stomach. I looked up and she had vanished.
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according to eli, yes they are
 
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DeagleDad420 said:
How so? I'm kind of just stating my opinion, I could totally be wrong but if he does turn out to be fake then it's no skin off my back because it's funny to me either way.

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Video description:
Therez A Muslim Followin Me.. I Ducked Into A Public Toilet N Im Hiding In The Bathroom Stall Right Now 2 Upload This On Wifi... I Think Hes Waiting Outside 4 Me So This Is Evidence In Case I Dont Post Anything Within 2 Hours Call Cops...
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That's not a terrorist. That's just some horny dude looking for a hookup (because Eli is so irresistibly yummy and boff-o-licious). He just needs to chill and learn to be more open to trying new experiences.

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,,,so someone he knows must have told him where to go to exchange his USD into Islams....
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I was just at Boston Logan International Airport late Monday night. One of the first things I noticed when I entered the terminal is that there were money exchange kiosks; several as a matter of fact, at every level. Ben Gurion Airport is one of the most modern airports in the world. I'm certain that they have something similar. Eli was simply being lazy, or he wasn't smart enough to look for or to inquire about such things at one of the information booths (which I'm certain Ben Gurion has as well).

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http://www.cpl.co.il/english/index.asp
 
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Eli sure puts the "special" in special operations. Jace and co. must be part of the SpedOps or something.

At any rate, no matter who loses and what happens I still feel that the forum wins.
 
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axcel said:
Okay, that dude is wearing a yarmulke. EIi *has* to be fucking with us.
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Or he thinks a yarmulke is something a Muslim would wear. You should remember that Eli also has smoked the sweet ganja before, like our very intelligent friends Jace and Tyce.
 
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Thetan said:
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http://www.cpl.co.il/english/index.asp
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I love that it says CHANGE in no fewer than three places on that kiosk. Even so, knowing the intellectual level of the company Jace keeps, Eli wouldn't have cottoned on that this had anything to with money, anyway.

Or possibly he would have seen "change" and thought either "Tss nah my clothes are still clean brah!" or "Chyeaaaah why would I need quarters to play videogames when I'm on a mission gonna get an Xbone from Jace when I get home? DUUUUUDE THIS IS SO SIIIIIICK!"
 
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I love that it says CHANGE in no fewer than three places on that kiosk. Even so, knowing the intellectual level of the company Jace keeps, Eli wouldn't have cottoned on that this had anything to with money, anyway.

Or possibly he would have seen "change" and thought either "Tss nah my clothes are still clean brah!" or "Chyeaaaah why would I need quarters to play videogames when I'm on a mission gonna get an Xbone from Jace when I get home? DUUUUUDE THIS IS SO SIIIIIICK!"
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Even if you're completely illiterate, The sign has a picture/diagram that makes the function of the place obvious.
 
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Leaving aside the entirely reasonable possibility that Eli's scamming Jace by posting short videos between doing touristy shit with his grandparents, it doesn't look as if he realizes that Israel is a country. A small country, but a country nonetheless. He's been wandering around Tel Aviv for four days with no objective, as if he's expecting to turn a corner and see a big wall with "GAZA STRIP" lit up like a casino sign. He literally could have walked to Gaza by now. His messages to Jace have been "It's worse than we thought, man: the Middle East is FULL of Middle Easterners." He may or may not have any money for food, and as yet, he has no way to leave.

Say what you will about Jace, but if he was on the ground, he'd currently be arrested because he'd've already attempted his mission two days ago.
 
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Or, another possibility is that Jace isn't as stupid as he looks/acts (I know, it's a stretch), and sent someone else into the meat grinder. Eli is the one actually at danger here, either from his own derpitude or outside forces.
 
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