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PieceofShet said:
Peepul complain about the 1 hour long prestreams, even hardcore fans.

Gin-filled DSP comes in with a long ass wall of text, calling the whiners trolls and closes the thread.

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No Phil, they are needed for YOU, to drill into the cult how you need money and how if you want the gracious leader to pay you even the slightest bit of attention you better be opening that wallet.
The regular viewers are brainwashed enough to where they tune you out and are not paying one bit of attention. The newer viewers have no idea what in the hell is going on and just looking at the ugly splash page with you talking about how you need money. No other streamer does this.
 
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who cares about the shower video. he will just film his face standing in the shower. he will not even show us his nice b-cup moobs.
 
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Kosher Dill said:
How long is it supposed to take? I know nothing about Metal Gear.
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The End is a really old and experienced sniper that you have to take your time with (as you would imagine a sniper battle would go). To give you an idea, Phil, in his infinite wisdom, fought him in original playthrough....with a shotgun.
 
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Hatoful Dandy said:
The End is a really old and experienced sniper that you have to take your time with (as you would imagine a sniper battle would go). To give you an idea, Phil, in his infinite wisdom, fought him in original playthrough....with a shotgun.
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But hey, he used the sniper at one point... Only to miss every shot
 
Hatoful Dandy said:
The End is a really old and experienced sniper that you have to take your time with (as you would imagine a sniper battle would go). To give you an idea, Phil, in his infinite wisdom, fought him in original playthrough....with a shotgun.
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Actually, he lost his shotgun from inadvertently reloading a save from before he got the shotgun (unaware of how saving in MGS3 works). He threw a bitch fit about it.
 
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PieceofShet said:
The reason he changed to twitch sub goal is that he can constantly beg for more money, support. When he had the patreon, he mentioned it once, but now he can say it every single time someone subs, desubs...
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The subs also gives him more money than Patreon and since no number is showing it's harder to check.

Since no one can check and the only source of how many subs there is is Phil himself, he can much easier trick people with the goals, eg claiming they are close to 450 subs while he actully have 500+, this also gives a chanse to his biggest whales, they can buy subs for people who dont want them just to make it look like he hit the goal and have a large following.

Phil sees Twitch as the new Holy Land, the wild west period on YT, but i wonder what will happen if Twitch becomes more serious and starts to deal with things like Trainwrecks and Nyakkj more seriously, YT went down hill when advertisers started to making demands and leave, feels like Twitch haven't reached that period in it's life yet.
 
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Dragoonism said:
The subs also gives him more money than Patreon and since no number is showing it's harder to check.

Since no one can check and the only source of how many subs there is is Phil himself, he can much easier trick people with the goals, eg claiming they are close to 450 subs while he actully have 500+, this also gives a chanse to his biggest whales, they can buy subs for people who dont want them just to make it look like he hit the goal and have a large following.

Phil sees Twitch as the new Holy Land, the wild west period on YT, but i wonder what will happen if Twitch becomes more serious and starts to deal with things like Trainwrecks and Nyakkj more seriously.
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But you can check it tho. There is commend for the bot in the chat.
 
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neger psykolog said:
She pretty much has to be within the US based upon what he's said (unable to fly because of drivers license)

Its a confusing situation for sure. And with 10-12 hour flight delays its even more confusing.

Supposedly she does have a drivers license though, which is at least interesting.
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This is what's interesting. Even if I read every page of this to catch up I always miss or forget facts like the Driver's License...shit I'm out of ideas then unless she's on the east coast, which tbh would mildly support Leanna again but he's thrown her under the bus so hardcore I kind of refuse to even entertain that.
Darksydepickle said:
I think the bullshit escort story actually helped him. The story had cracks all over the place, so it just seemed like more targeted harassment towards DSP... basically proving him right in the eyes of his viewers. So they probably felt like chipping in and helping poor old Phil.
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This is the primary reason I believe that his fanboys seeded the "other escorts" and "daterape" scenarios to MW. I'm standing by the scorned fan theory currently about her, but that doesn't mean they can't use her to push us further away from credible criticism and into faggoty autism fueled wild speculation.
Kosher Dill said:
How long is it supposed to take? I know nothing about Metal Gear.
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MGS fan here, I clear it pretty fast but my brother's first attempt a few years back was roughly 40 min.
xenomorph said:
Jezal totally read what we were saying about him about feeling bad for him and stuff. He is WOKE. And lol at KG telling people what they should and should not do. Fuck outta here KG.
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I said this about @BSV and I mean it about Jezel as well. Both seem like they could be reasonable individuals in unreasonable social situations, a pseudorelationship if you will that they feel obligated to. If you could help them overcome the brainwashing I think they could be ok.
 
neger psykolog said:
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Kingjezel is so woke that he says KF isn't that bad
And KG looks like he's as mad as that time he got blue balled by a pony that turned on his romantic advances
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The sad part of this is Jezel will have to shower Phil in money in a later stream to clear his conscious for going against the narrative of Kiwi Farms being out to "dox, swat, and possibly kill people," to quote ThatAnalMouse or whatever the hell his name is.
 
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I think I'd much rather see phil cook a meal than take a shower, does hr just not wash often enough so these vids are like special in a way?

I wanna see morr cooking with the king, no egg or Bacon though, you can learn how to cook that shit from a cartoon and well... Phil looks like hr learnt from a cartoon with the whole oil down the toilet, but a nice sunday chicken dinner n gravy, home made shit, hes fucking 35+? He should be making meals in advanced for crying out loud.
 
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