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Drip Feed said:
I think I'd much rather see phil cook a meal than take a shower, does hr just not wash often enough so these vids are like special in a way?

I wanna see morr cooking with the king, no egg or Bacon though, you can learn how to cook that shit from a cartoon and well... Phil looks like hr learnt from a cartoon with the whole oil down the toilet, but a nice sunday chicken dinner n gravy, home made shit, hes fucking 35+? He should be making meals in advanced for crying out loud.
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A idea i had regarding DSP tries it, but never shared with him, was that Leanna could cook the meals and he tasted it afterwards instead of all that fast food.
 
Dragoonism said:
YT went down hill when advertisers started to making demands and leave, feels like Twitch haven't reached that period in it's life yet.
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The thing is 99% of broadcasters revenue is charity from the viewers. They get almost nothing from ads. Not sure about how much Twitch as a business gets it, but they have their hands deep into the broadcasters revenue too so I can't see it affecting them too much either.
 
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BallBuster said:
Pretty sure Vidar despite making threats on here has yet to be banned. His stupidity knows no bounds.
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My point exactly. A site insta-banning exceptional individuals, when the sole purpose is to document and report on people like that. Why they somehow think we'd say no to free shenanigans is beyond me.
 
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My point exactly. A site insta-banning exceptional individuals, when the sole purpose is to document and report on people like that. Why they somehow think we'd say no to free shenanigans is beyond me.
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These are fans of DSP. A cult leader who serves the koolaid flavor, "shit gameplay & Commentary". They throw money at their leader because he says he needs it. His fans admit he makes 90k+ a year yet they still throw money at him. His paypigs get muted constantly in his chat (Dumper) and they still come back and throw money at him. Intelligence is not something these cretins possess.

Giving these exceptional individuals any kind of benefit of the doubt is just silly on the premise.
 
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harbinger said:
I wish I could take credit for this. View attachment 351074
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This just confirms that Phil honestly thought taking a shower and recording it was comedy gold.

PieceofShet said:
Peepul complain about the 1 hour long prestreams, even hardcore fans.

Gin-filled DSP comes in with a long ass wall of text, calling the whiners trolls and closes the thread.

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Much like his prestreams, Phil doesn't understand brevity in his forum posts. Like this guy just can't answer a question straight and succinctly. This isn't the only example, anytime a thread carries momentum that is critical, it's this long tangent and stream of thought spewed at the keyboard that's punctuated with a "thread closed".
 
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JackDavis said:
The thing is 99% of broadcasters revenue is charity from the viewers. They get almost nothing from ads. Not sure about how much Twitch as a business gets it, but they have their hands deep into the broadcasters revenue too so I can't see it affecting them too much either.
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The little i have heard is that Twitch takes 50% of everything!
Think it is more or less just a matter of time before major companies wants to put their ads on Twitch, doubt they wanna miss out on the profit they can get there.
 
Phil's so excited about his girlfriend moving in. They're already gonna do SO much together! His first plan is for her to clean out Leanna's room for him. I bet she's so hyped! Not even time to put the maid outfit on, just straight to work.

But don't worry, they've got other plans. Cause get this, he's gonna spend time with his girlfriend this time, I mean after all she IS his soulmate! So... he's gonna take a day off for her! In the day they're gonna do errands together so he'll be there to whip her while she does all the errands, then at night they're gonna spend time together! Wow! So jealous of her.

I mean, Leanna didn't leave him because he sat in his "office" all day playing games while she had to work then come home and do chores even when sick, and complained to him that they spend no time together, nope, it was those HATERS as he said. It was those damn trolls that FORCED him to sit in his room all day begging for money since he needed money and he wasn't getting any due to those copyright strikes! They forced him!!
 
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OneDaySon said:
Phil's so excited about his girlfriend moving in. They're already gonna do SO much together! His first plan is for her to clean out Leanna's room for him. I bet she's so hyped! Not even time to put the maid outfit on, just straight to work.

But don't worry, they've got other plans. Cause get this, he's gonna spend time with his girlfriend this time, I mean after all she IS his soulmate! So... he's gonna take a day off for her! In the day they're gonna do errands together so he'll be there to whip her while she does all the errands, then at night they're gonna spend time together! Wow! So jealous of her.

I mean, Leanna didn't leave him because he sat in his "office" all day playing games while she had to work then come home and do chores even when sick, and complained to him that they spend no time together, nope, it was those HATERS as he said. It was those damn trolls that FORCED him to sit in his room all day begging for money since he needed money and he wasn't getting any due to those copyright strikes! They forced him!!
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He was going to take a day of for Leanna as well, he was going to do his italian sauce with her except she wasnt allowed to make it or even stern it.
But it is kind off funny how she has gone from that she wont participate in anything he does on YT or Twitch to be a live in maid that also is going to do a ton of YT videos with him, if she is the real deal i wonder how long that is going to last, how long it is going to last before she gets a job only so they are able to pay the bills and so on...
 
If she really is young and getting evicted (or kicked out) then Phil's offer has to seem like a gift from heaven. What a sweet and loving boyfriend, willing to make sacrifices to keep her from being homeless! And it's easy to ignore the warning signs--I mean yes, he's already telling everyone about how she'll cook and clean and get a job to help pay the bills, but that's normal when you live together, right??
 
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I see nothing but happiness and good future for these two love birds in the future. Also, I promised I would shoot myself dead if it turned out he actually had a girlfriend so, I'm thinking a shotgun or some kind of large caliber hand cannon.
 
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Does DSP at this point in his life have ANY real life Interactions with humans who aren't behind a counter at a fast food joint? Is it safe to say he has zero friends? His paypigs aren't his friends despite what they might think. His girlfriends have never been his friends. In fact, any real life friend this dolt has ever had he has chased away and destroyed.

Imagine being that sad and pathetic where you don't even have 1 real life human friend. Think he talks to those stuffed pandas that Leanna left when he is not on stream?
 
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xenomorph said:
"Oh yes, Im being kicked out of my place for ..reasons but moving in with this guy who whines about how he has no money all day every sounds like a great next move!"
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let's assume the gf is real
how long until she finds a better place to live and dumps phil?

BallBuster said:
Does DSP at this point in his life have ANY real life Interactions with humans who aren't behind a counter at a fast food joint? Is it safe to say he has zero friends? His paypigs aren't his friends despite what they might think. His girlfriends have never been his friends. In fact, any real life friend this dolt has ever had he has chased away and destroyed.

Imagine being that sad and pathetic where you don't even have 1 real life human friend. Think he talks to those stuffed pandas that Leanna left when he is not on stream?
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i think at this point he literally has 0 interactions with other people as peers
everyone is either "worthless human beings" who give him money or just doing their job to give him his greasy food
he's addicted to getting money and has decided that getting money and having a cult is more important than spending a day or two actually talking to people and having a real friend.
 
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