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amybogle said:
Amberlynn being Amberlynn. She’s always gonna pick the easy option. I remember her saying in a really old video when she had the water dispenser that she couldn’t drink tap water for some reason.
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The "water comes out really slow".

A travesty for a busy woman on the go like AL.
 
I love the way she's complaining about being tired after less than 10 minutes of walking, yet she's very obviously not even sweating slightly. I bet she spent longer than that walking around the store buying more food to stuff into her maw.
 
Those walking videos are easily available for free :roll: But shopping addiction, I know, I know.

Isn't diet more important for her at this point than exercise, anyway? If she actually did the bare minimum of daily light housework and walking her dog, she wouldn't need to walk in place in front of a tv, and it's something her equally codependent girlfriend can do with her so that she's not (gasp) doing anything by herself.
 
jurassic bark said:
Those walking videos are easily available for free :roll: But shopping addiction, I know, I know.

Isn't diet more important for her at this point than exercise, anyway? If she actually did the bare minimum of daily light housework and walking her dog, she wouldn't need to walk in place in front of a tv, and it's something her equally codependent girlfriend can do with her so that she's not (gasp) doing anything by herself.
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I'm actually kind of jealous. Here I am working a job like an asshole when some bitch has made an instructional DVD on how to walk in place in your own home and desperate fatties drop dollars on the thing.

She did mention Twinkie Storr was on this dumbass weight loss journey too, right? So why not walk her? Even just so the miserable creature sees something other that the inside of the fag shantyfor 30 minutes a day?
 
C3PBRO said:
I'm actually kind of jealous. Here I am working a job like an asshole when some bitch has made an instructional DVD on how to walk in place in your own home and desperate fatties drop dollars on the thing.

She did mention Twinkie Storr was on this dumbass weight loss journey too, right? So why not walk her? Even just so the miserable creature sees something other that the inside of the fag shantyfor 30 minutes a day?
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She has a ton of them, there's a Halloween one that if Amber was smart, she'd have chosen instead. You zombie walk in place. That's a youtube video, but Amber has this amazing talent for seeing good marketing decisions and waddling as fast as she can in the opposite direction.
 
I can’t get over how she pronounces the word “both”.

“boulthe”

Fascinates me.
 
The walking DVDs are just simplified low-impact aerobics. The video she has is very simple and basic; perfect for beginners. You march in place, do side steps, double side steps, kicks, tap outs, knee lifts, double knee lifts, kick backs, and walk forward and back. You keep up with the pace of the music, which is how the miles are measured. Some of the more "advanced" workouts use those steps, as well as grapevines, quadruple knee lifts, double tap outs, double kick backs, skaters, mambos, jogging, and bouncing. They're good for when you need something easy to do or the weather is bad.
 
jurassic bark said:
Those walking videos are easily available for free :roll: But shopping addiction, I know, I know.

Isn't diet more important for her at this point than exercise, anyway? If she actually did the bare minimum of daily light housework and walking her dog, she wouldn't need to walk in place in front of a tv, and it's something her equally codependent girlfriend can do with her so that she's not (gasp) doing anything by herself.
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Yeah, it's way more important. Losing weight is like 70 or 80% diet, and it's physically easier to create a bigger deficit from diet than from exercise. The emotional/mental aspect is a whole other thing though. But Amber can (and she does) sit on her ass all day and lose weight if she just eats less.
 
Toxoplasmosis said:
The walking DVDs are just simplified low-impact aerobics. The video she has is very simple and basic; perfect for beginners. You march in place, do side steps, double side steps, kicks, tap outs, knee lifts, double knee lifts, kick backs, and walk forward and back. You keep up with the pace of the music, which is how the miles are measured. Some of the more "advanced" workouts use those steps, as well as grapevines, quadruple knee lifts, double tap outs, double kick backs, skaters, mambos, jogging, and bouncing. They're good for when you need something easy to do or the weather is bad.
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:powerlevel: A physician recommended them to me after a long hospitalization for cardiac arrest, but is big Al's system up to even that kind of gentle exercise? She seems to be in more and more fragile health.
 
jurassic bark said:
Amber has this amazing talent for seeing good marketing decisions and waddling as fast as she can in the opposite direction.
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Amber could be doing this weight loss "journey" cheaply and straightforward. I find it interesting that by making this as complicated and convoluted as she can, she's setting herself up for failure, but all of this buying also gives her "content" to post and feeds her addictive behaviour.
 
Honestly, at her weight she really needs to consult a doctor before working out. She also needs to be properly trained in how to use a heart monitor. With the stress her heart is under at rest I would be shocked to hear a doctor give her clearance to work out.
 
Long time lurker said:
Amber could be doing this weight loss "journey" cheaply and straightforward. I find it interesting that by making this as complicated and convoluted as she can, she's setting herself up for failure, but all of this buying also gives her "content" to post and feeds her addictive behaviour.
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Let's not forget the strict "lifestyle change". That shit's gonna go out the window as soon as possible, especially for someone who is addicted to food as she says. She should be invested in CICO: you can have pizza, but make sure you've made room for it in your daily caloric intake - then walk the fuck away before you eat more.

CICO gets hard sometimes especially in group settings and during the holiday, but it's better than feeling sick and becoming immobile.
 
Chickenpox said:
I wish she would take her dog out for a walk. That's it.
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that’s so depressing. You can tell even from short vlogs of Eric that the other dogs in the house are way more active/happier. You always see them running around the house together and usually Twinkie isn’t with them. So, she’s either too fat and tired OR AL has her held captive in her rats nest room. Twinkie probably sniffs at the bottom of the door watching the other dogs play or gazes out the window longing for fresh air and grass under her paws. Poor innocent thing. AL is so dysfunctional to the highest degree and is so ignorant about everything. I’ve said it before but let’s just be SO relieved that she is a lesbo and didn’t get knocked up in her younger (200 lbs lighter) years.
 
Shallow_Hal said:
You always see them running around the house together and usually Twinkie isn’t with them.
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From the few videos I've seen of Twinkie she doesn't seem to know how to interact with the other dogs.

Twinkie is a perfect example of how much humans can fuck up a pet. She was never socialized and never treated like a dog. Amber calls her "baby" and treats her like a toy. I can bet her physical health is shit, but her mental health is even worse.

BTW, how old is Twinkie?
 
Long time lurker said:
From the few videos I've seen of Twinkie she doesn't seem to know how to interact with the other dogs.

Twinkie is a perfect example of how much humans can fuck up a pet. She was never socialized and never treated like a dog. Amber calls her "baby" and treats her like a toy. I can bet her physical health is shit, but her mental health is even worse.

BTW, how old is Twinkie?
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Chihuahuas can have problems knowing how to chill with other dogs, and they're also prone to being one person animals who get anxious when they're away from their people.

https://ilovemychi.com/7-key-tips-for-socializing-your-chihuahua/
 
This is how I've always pictured her pets, and what they'd do if they could.

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