Snowflake shoe0nhead / June Lapine / June La Porta & Armoured Skeptic / Gregory "Greg" Fluhrer - A poor man's Boxxy: rejected by Vaush, disowned by /pol/ for burning coal, sleeps in a dog's bed surrounded by trash, and her ex-boyfriend.

[Petronella]

I still feel like something happened for Skeptic to have proposed, last I heard they were both uninterested in marriage because muh normie social conventions. My money's on one of them wants/needs to move, probably Shoe.

 

[Medicated]

Stef Sanjati is a Canadian transgender Youtuber with a genetic disorder that gives her face distinctive features. Pretty sad skepdick is thirsting for that.

The more I find out about him, the more he seems like the neckbeard, edgelord, trap loving, /r9k/ stereotype lolcow loves to make fun of, but when they are 7/10 and have a known youtube channel, I guess people are willing to overlook things, like Onision.

 

[Princess Ariel]

I was watching this vid, she looks fucking miserable. I'm guessing she was seriously thinking about bailing when he popped the question.

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Good god her face is so puffy.

 

[purrings]

Fucking kek, lusting after trannies.
I wonder how June feels about it or is she not allowed to look at his Twitter when her leash is on?

If you scroll through June's ask.fm it says somewhere that she and Greg do threesomes bringing in a second girl. Or in closer to her cringey words, "Sometimes a master needs two servants."

So it's possible she knows and they're trolling for a third wheel. Buuut also June is insecure as a motherfucker and has admitted shes very insecure in the past, so that's not the kind of girl you can like other girls sexy posts and invite into the bedroom without it blowing up in your face eventually.

I cannot fault him for wanting to escape Canada, though.

I'm betting against that. Greg is way too patriotic about Canada to move to America and June has no spine.

 

[Xenomorph]

Good god her face is so puffy.

It looks like preggo bloat to me.

 

[Karasik ^__^]

Looks like Greg is into non-monogamy(but not with other men tho, as always). In Brittany's video June said that they are okay only with MFF threesomes because "Itz just sekz and skebtic luvs only me anyway". In twitter Skeppy is really thirsty about Lena the plug and often likes her shit on twitter, which is strange. I swear I saw him or Shoe making jokes about her, or at least liking them on twitter. Boi is just obsessed with idea of having another woman when June is not around, while once in a year writing about his true love to Shoe.
I really want to not whine too much about June and Greg's future marriage, but... do they really think that can work out? They never have been living under one roof for more than a month. June, that still couldn't accept Gregs flaws will be so disappointed in him.

 

[Inquisitor_BadAss]

In regards to the marriage depending on who moves to what country will be an issue regardless of getting a spouse visa.

Just think of the poor immigration officer who has to sit down with theses two filtering through their videos and social mediato prove they are a couple.

 

[Dolphin Lundgren]

Looks like Greg is into non-monogamy(but not with other men tho, as always). In Brittany's video June said that they are okay only with MFF threesomes because "Itz just sekz and skebtic luvs only me anyway". In twitter Skeppy is really thirsty about Lena the plug and often likes her shit on twitter, which is strange. I swear I saw him or Shoe making jokes about her, or at least liking them on twitter. Boi is just obsessed with idea of having another woman when June is not around, while once in a year writing about his true love to Shoe.
I really want to not whine too much about June and Greg's future marriage, but... do they really think that can work out? They never have been living under one roof for more than a month. June, that still couldn't accept Gregs flaws will be so disappointed in him.

Does he not want to share her with another man because he's afraid she'll get sick of him when she's older and leave him for the other guy?

 

[LtCucumber]

Looks like Greg is into non-monogamy(but not with other men tho, as always). In Brittany's video June said that they are okay only with MFF threesomes because "Itz just sekz and skebtic luvs only me anyway". In twitter Skeppy is really thirsty about Lena the plug and often likes her shit on twitter, which is strange. I swear I saw him or Shoe making jokes about her, or at least liking them on twitter. Boi is just obsessed with idea of having another woman when June is not around, while once in a year writing about his true love to Shoe.
I really want to not whine too much about June and Greg's future marriage, but... do they really think that can work out? They never have been living under one roof for more than a month. June, that still couldn't accept Gregs flaws will be so disappointed in him.

I'm sorry but there's no way that being with your partner for a week or a month at a time is not enough to determine how you'd handle living together in the long-term and being around each other a great deal of the time.

It may be difficult due to the areas the two of them live in, one of them being in the states, and the other being in canada. I don't know if they need a visa or something. I know it's like that in certain areas- a youtuber i follow recently got deported because his marriage visa was denied.

But still I think it would be beneficial to try what they can to live together for a while before making such a big decision as getting married.

 

[Petronella]

I'm sure that polyamory can work in theory for some people, but I've never seen it work out in real life. Sooner or later someone gets jealous and it all goes to shit, or someone gets with another person that they like better than their other partner (s) and leaves. It just isn't practical for like 99.9% of people.

Being interested in threesomes isn't "wrong" in and of itself but these two's attitude towards it seems very, dare I say it, problematic. For Greg he seems insecure as fuck. June's not even allowed to joke about MFM play ("omg what if she leaves me?!") and then he bolsters himself up with all this talk of "she knows she belongs to me" or "well a god deserves a harem!" (Notice too how in that screenshot we don't get to see if June has a say in this, Greg just thinks girl-on-girl is hot so decides for June that she's going to become poly.) And for June she's dick-whipped. You can tell she's uncomfortable with the idea, but Greg wants to do it so suddenly it becomes fun and sexy and empowering.

They're both extremely insecure people who are so afraid of losing each other that they'll probably end up pushing each other away in the end.

 

[Dolphin Lundgren]

I'm sorry but there's no way that being with your partner for a week or a month at a time is not enough to determine how you'd handle living together in the long-term and being around each other a great deal of the time.

It may be difficult due to the areas the two of them live in, one of them being in the states, and the other being in canada. I don't know if they need a visa or something. I know it's like that in certain areas- a youtuber i follow recently got deported because his marriage visa was denied.

But still I think it would be beneficial to try what they can to live together for a while before making such a big decision as getting married.

It's very important to live together for at least a year before getting married. Armored Skeptic should be old enough to know this. He's acting as if he's 18.

 

[Buer]

Looks like Greg is into non-monogamy(but not with other men tho, as always). In Brittany's video June said that they are okay only with MFF threesomes because "Itz just sekz and skebtic luvs only me anyway". In twitter Skeppy is really thirsty about Lena the plug and often likes her shit on twitter, which is strange. I swear I saw him or Shoe making jokes about her, or at least liking them on twitter. Boi is just obsessed with idea of having another woman when June is not around, while once in a year writing about his true love to Shoe.
I really want to not whine too much about June and Greg's future marriage, but... do they really think that can work out? They never have been living under one roof for more than a month. June, that still couldn't accept Gregs flaws will be so disappointed in him.

Is this going to turn into another Greg and Lainey situation? Has June ever shown an interest in women before? Because it seems to me this is just Greg's idea and June is just going along with it because she's desperate not to lose him/doesn't want to sound selfish. Also I'm pretty sure their fans would hate MMF threesomes two since they all love the word cuck so much. Does this mean shoe is officially a cuckqueen since I doubt this situation is something she's really genuinely happy with being in.

 

[Dolphin Lundgren]

Is this going to turn into another Greg and Lainey situation? Has June ever shown an interest in women before? Because it seems to me this is just Greg's idea and June is just going along with it because she's desperate not to lose him/doesn't want to sound selfish. Also I'm pretty sure their fans would hate MMF threesomes two since they all love the word cuck so much. Does this mean shoe is officially a cuckqueen since I doubt this situation is something she's really genuinely happy with being in.

Has June ever had another serious boyfriend before? Because June's acting the way a young person acts when they get their first big relationship. And if she's inexperienced, I could see Skeptic using that to his advantage to do whatever he wants with June. Since he's way older.

 

[LN 910]

She had a black boyfriend, but she later denied that to appeal to her alt. right audience.

 

[Karasik ^__^]

I'm sorry but there's no way that being with your partner for a week or a month at a time is not enough to determine how you'd handle living together in the long-term and being around each other a great deal of the time.

Well, I agree that living with your partner for a long period of time won't automatically guarantee a strong marriage just because all people and their life situations are different. Here's Shoe's case: she still lives with parents(June's 26yo now) and she is probably not adapted to living without them. She even confessed that she never tried to do taxes by herself. June can try to be big gurl and at least clean her room and cook meals for herself, but her parent still will ununintentionally do those things for her sometimes, since their daughter lived with them so long. And Shoe can't even clean kitchen after cooking with her untreated ADHD, so who needs her help anyway?
If Greg can manage to do all work by himself for some period of time and help Shoe adapt to a new living - they will probably have a fairly normal relationship. If he's as emotionally immature as June and way too hyped about their future life, he'll probably have a mental breakdown. Even if it's possible for him to handle June's annoyingness for two weeks, there is a chance that dealing with her 24/7 will be too much.

Is this going to turn into another Greg and Lainey situation? Has June ever shown an interest in women before?

I dunno. She just suddenly started to write that she is bisexual. I remember she wrote "female skebtic is sex and i wud smash" when FaceApp was trendy. If that's her coming out story - it's retarded.
She also explained that she and Skep are romantically monogamous, but play with other women. Let's just hope that even if they will have Onision-like drama, they'll try to not tweet about it.

 

[Vorhtbame]

But still I think it would be beneficial to try what they can to live together for a while before making such a big decision as getting married.

You're talking about a "couple" who want to introduce random women to their dynamic and treat sex like a video game. Advising them on how to test their relationship for stability is like advising people to paint over water damage without addressing the leak first.

 

[LN 910]

The divorce will be main forum material.

 

[Medicated]

Well, I agree that living with your partner for a long period of time won't automatically guarantee a strong marriage just because all people and their life situations are different. Here's Shoe's case: she still lives with parents(June's 26yo now) and she is probably not adapted to living without them. She even confessed that she never tried to do taxes by herself. June can try to be big gurl and at least clean her room and cook meals for herself, but her parent still will ununintentionally do those things for her sometimes, since their daughter lived with them so long. And Shoe can't even clean kitchen after cooking with her untreated ADHD, so who needs her help anyway?
If Greg can manage to do all work by himself for some period of time and help Shoe adapt to a new living - they will probably have a fairly normal relationship. If he's as emotionally immature as June and way too hyped about their future life, he'll probably have a mental breakdown. Even if it's possible for him to handle June's annoyingness for two weeks, there is a chance that dealing with her 24/7 will be too much.

Is Armored Helmet back living at home as well?

 

[Inquisitor_BadAss]

Is Armored Helmet back living at home as well?

From what he’s shown on vids he has his own place. One particularly sad affair was Greg watching June from his balcony with the camera only for her to flash her tits in the complex car park.

 

[LtCucumber]

Well, I agree that living with your partner for a long period of time won't automatically guarantee a strong marriage just because all people and their life situations are different. Here's Shoe's case: she still lives with parents(June's 26yo now) and she is probably not adapted to living without them. She even confessed that she never tried to do taxes by herself. June can try to be big gurl and at least clean her room and cook meals for herself, but her parent still will ununintentionally do those things for her sometimes, since their daughter lived with them so long. And Shoe can't even clean kitchen after cooking with her untreated ADHD, so who needs her help anyway?
If Greg can manage to do all work by himself for some period of time and help Shoe adapt to a new living - they will probably have a fairly normal relationship. If he's as emotionally immature as June and way too hyped about their future life, he'll probably have a mental breakdown. Even if it's possible for him to handle June's annoyingness for two weeks, there is a chance that dealing with her 24/7 will be too much.

Considering what Oscar Wildean said about Skeptic acting like an 18 year old with the relationship, and June acting like she would in her first relationship, I doubt it will really work all that well.

I think in this situation both of them are retarded and being childish about the situation. It was mentioned earlier that Skeptic should know better, however he's really rushing into things. Sure, they've been dating for a while but it's long distance and clearly June isn't all that self sufficient enough to live away from her parents as an independent adult.