Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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How does this make any sense? What is inherent in immigrants and migrants that make their choices better even if we were to take the assumption that they never are conservative? What is intellectual about it or what is the "new perspective" if they all are uniform in opinion?
The places Mexican immigrants come from are 10x worse than even the trashiest, meth infested trailer park.
 
You're a dumbass who votes Democrat, where do you fit in?
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As opposed to your manchild background cartoon?
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More saltiness over Oprah:
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"[...] the most prominent, thought-provoking and masterfully crafted critique and analysis of BvS."
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I honestly don't get how he thinks this reply 'won' the debate.

If anything, free stuff can be seen as an incentive to give more generous reviews, similar to press junkets, free samples..etc.

I know when I pay for films, it puts the critical facilities into high gear as I hate spending money on bad films. If anything, paying for a shitty film should make you angrier as you lost not only a portion of your life, but your money as well. What I did there was something Bob never does and combine critic and consumer type thinking into how one should go see movies.
 
@PurpleDude summed it up best when he posted this.

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Bob would love to be useful to the elites. The problem is, his twitter posts and his hours long ranting about Batman vs Superman isn't going to help a billionaire hijack any socio/political movements.

You are not the one playing, Bob. It is not your hand moving or even placing the pieces on the board. You would be, with your underserved fame, a king of useful idiots if one side ever bothered to bring you to a match, and what you fail to realize is that even a King is bound to the board (to gently quote a line from Don't Starve). The players are so high above you that you don't even know you are bound.

Bad chess analogies always make me a little pissy as board game metaphors are some of my favorites and misusing them makes me an angry wizard.
 
https://twitter.com/Random_Factor/status/949130187190427648
This is the thread he retweeted if anyone needs more context and this is where he mentions the video he's making.
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Let me guess: Bob will shit all over Luke Skywalker because the character has a penis. Also, because he didn't pick up fighting as fast as Rey did. (Never mind the fact that Rey was an immersion-breaking Mary Sue.) I've often wondered what Bob, Spoony and the other Rey defenders would think if the character of Rey had actually been a boy. I know what I would think, - that either the kid playing Rey is the director's son and that this movie was a vanity project just like "After Earth", or that the character of Rey is actually a powerful villain whose memory had been wiped, and whose true nature we would see later in the story.

Exceptional individuals like Bob can only tell if heroes are good or bad based on their race and gender - Woman or POC person = hero. White male = villain. That's all there is to it. No other thought processes involved. Now, if MovieBlab wants to dump on the character of Luke Skywalker for being a horrible, oppressive, cisheteropatriarchal male who was also a pathetic creature swinging his lightsaber around to compensate for a small penis, then fine. It's an iconic character and a hero to many, but it's just a character.

But if, in this video, Bob wants to shit on Mark Hamil for being dissatisfied with the direction of the character and of the way this movie will damage his legacy, then I hope Bob's basement floods with sewage, ruining all of his Mario crap. After seeing Mark Hamil's shellshocked face at the movie premiere and seeing the way Disney Room 101'd him into praising the film via Twitter, I want only to give Mark Hamil a hug and tell him that the only version of Luke that I consider canon, is the version where he got to bang a hot redhead.
 
Bob isn’t liberal or leftist. He likes to pretend he is. But he’s a complete authoritarian fascist. There’s absolutely nothing about his political beliefs that doesn’t demonstrate that his ideal government is a dictator ruling with iron fist with secret police and regular cleansings of those deemed undesirable.

Yeah. I have waxed lyrical about this in the past but blobbo is rare in how openly and gleefully spiteful and hateful he is towards his designated "inferior" demographic. Like, fucking neo nazis atleast try and spin their glorious white reich idea as "actually the best thing for the damn niggos and spics who will happily live in their own ethnostates" which shows they either have more basic self awareness to know that "openly declaring entire demographics need to die and suffer is bad for our image" or more basic decency and idealism to know that "if we are the good guys, we need to atleast slightly act like it!"

I mean look at the fucking three bilboards tantrum he had. He was fucking furious over the fact that members of his "INFERIOR SUBHUMAN GARBAGE SCUM!" demographic were portrayed halfway sympathetically by a filmmaker. Nigga is outraged at the very IDEA that people might show compassion to the subhumans and not just crank out Eternal Jew style propaganda about them.

Here is a hypothetical scenario. What if every major lolcow and tard from Brianna Wu to Blue Bear to Chris Chan to Ahuviya to whoever was given a button they could use to instantly and painfully kill every single member of the group they publicly despise without any legal ramifications whatsoever, although everyone would be aware of what they did and be allowed to make their own decision of how to respond to this.

Straight off the bat 99% of our lolcows would just fucking walk away from the button since either they are not "that" kind of psycho or because they have enough awareness to know they would be angrily lynched for mass murder at worst, or just straight up shunned and disowned at best. A few of the crazier ones might press the button in a moment of autistic rage, but would regret it almost immediately and then spend the remainder of their likely short lives screaming that they are sorry and didnt mean to do it.

Moviebob would in sound mind and no emotional distress press the button in a heartbeat, do his fucktard fatass guffawing as he watches millions of "subhumans" die in agony, don his fucking fedora and ill fitting trenchcoat, then head out the front door to greet what he is sure will be a cheering crowd of women, "woke" white people, and minorities, and not even countenance the idea that what he did was even slightly wrong.

I guess this is why all us spergs hate him so much. He says all the edgelord ween shit we say in jest with absolute seriousness and surity, and expects to be praised and adored for it by "decent" society.
 
Bob isn’t liberal or leftist. He likes to pretend he is. But he’s a complete authoritarian fascist. There’s absolutely nothing about his political beliefs that doesn’t demonstrate that his ideal government is a dictator ruling with iron fist with secret police and regular cleansings of those deemed undesirable.

You described every communist country in the history of humanity. How is it not supposed to be far left wing ideology?
 
You described every communist country in the history of humanity. How is it not supposed to be far left wing ideology?

It is. I meant it more in the vein of the civil rights and environmental movements than the communist side.
Though, I’d argue he isn’t communist either. He’s an autocrat is that skews more right wing than he cares to admit.
He’s the kind of person that would destroy the environment and give power to a single “benevolent” corporation if he was in charge, all the while conducting what any rational body would call genocide.

And I realize that sounds a lot like communism in practice.
 
After seeing Mark Hamil's shellshocked face at the movie premiere and seeing the way Disney Room 101'd him into praising the film via Twitter, I want only to give Mark Hamil a hug and tell him that the only version of Luke that I consider canon, is the version where he got to bang a hot redhead.

Bearing in mind this is the same canon where Luke's underage son gets molested by a Sith who promises to "destroy his virginity" among other things......ok yeah this is still less terrible than the disney shitshow
 
Let me guess: Bob will shit all over Luke Skywalker because the character has a penis. Also, because he didn't pick up fighting as fast as Rey did. (Never mind the fact that Rey was an immersion-breaking Mary Sue.) I've often wondered what Bob, Spoony and the other Rey defenders would think if the character of Rey had actually been a boy. I know what I would think, - that either the kid playing Rey is the director's son and that this movie was a vanity project just like "After Earth", or that the character of Rey is actually a powerful villain whose memory had been wiped, and whose true nature we would see later in the story.
He might claim that Luke was a bit of a Mary Sue himself (using the blowing up the Death Star as evidences). But of course he'll ignore Luke getting his ass kicked by Tusken Raiders, getting thrown by the guys at the cantina, almost becoming a meal of the ice beast and the garbage monster, and getting his ass kicked by his dad and an old man (oh but Rey got beat up by Snoke so she's obviously not a Mary Sue :roll:).
 
So this is what happened to Movie Blob after The Escapist. He just got progressivey worse.
Bob has basically shot himself in the foot with his own politics and poor understanding of what the public wants. He alienates most of his potential viewers while offering nothing that isn't already available from bigger channels who put in more research, have better production values and aren't an abrasive mess of awful editing and horrible voice overs. He's making Top 10 videos now, but started when the Top 10 genre on YouTube had already reached saturation, meaning the search algorithms weren't going to help him draw in new viewers. His most successful videos are movie reviews, but unlike other channels like RLM, he puts very little effort into them and can pump one out a few hours after watching a movie, allowing him to briefly make a dent in YouTube searches. The reason why his recent movie reviews continue to fail though are simply due to the fact that his opinions are objectively bad, and he just ends up appearing obnoxiously pretentious. Even Critikal's Moist Meter is beating Bob's movie reviews, and those videos are pretty much 50% satire.
So in short: Movie Bob is a a wage slave channel. Without the Escapist he has no real exposure, so the only way he can sustain himself and maintain an income is to pump out the most mediocre content possible. Every day he must do the same thing over and over again, but unlike someone who works a shitty office job, the hell he's living is something he put himself in out of desperation.
Bob Chipman has turned mediocrity into an artform, its enough to keep him going but not enough to win him the success he obviously craves.
 
Bearing in mind this is the same canon where Luke's underage son gets molested by a Sith who promises to "destroy his virginity" among other things......ok yeah this is still less terrible than the disney shitshow

Still not as bad as some of the dialouge in the last jedi.
 
Bearing in mind this is the same canon where Luke's underage son gets molested by a Sith who promises to "destroy his virginity" among other things......ok yeah this is still less terrible than the disney shitshow
In the new movies, Han Solo’s son gets molested by a weirdo in a golden leisure suit. So it’s different, I guess.
 
Hey, that is sheer disrespect to Mr. Potatohead. At least he has a better figure than Bob.

Also Mr. Potatohead had a woman.

"Press screenings exists so journalists can't be biased."
*Will cream his jeans just because Proud Mary is about a black woman regardless of quality.*
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So wait, whenever someone complains about critics "paid off" Bob makes noise about how poor and struggling he is. Yet here he is arguing that a free movie (which, with prices nowadays would be like several meals worth of $$$ to a regular person) is not possibly anything like a bribe?

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My processor is overheating.

Can fucking Black Panther come out just so he and his sempais can shut up? (This is coming from a guy who's looking forward to it too, for the record.)
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I can't wait to see his reaction to it just being a movie.

You're a dumbass who votes Democrat, where do you fit in?
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Primo circular logic there. Truly, a sign of intelligence. I bet Google will be hiring you any day now, Bob...

If anything it's rather ironic since by all accounts, Damore was fairly moderate at first (I mean, he was an engineer). It really seems that when the current left just freaked out over his memo that he's been pushed to the right by them.

Which "shoving people out of the camp" does kind of explain how they lost to Trump.
 
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Yes, Bob does have a rock solid resume, give or take being shitcanned due to not shutting up.
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Bob promotes himself as the most hateful, bitter movie critic I've ever seen. He doesn't get to judge.
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