Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[RockVolnutt]

How does this make any sense? What is inherent in immigrants and migrants that make their choices better even if we were to take the assumption that they never are conservative? What is intellectual about it or what is the "new perspective" if they all are uniform in opinion?

 

[sgetti]

This dude has the most incomprehensible politics I've ever seen. It's a highly contradictory and philosophically impossible mix of utopian futurism, neoliberalism, and fascist authoritarianism.

How the fuck does that even begin to work?

The way he's put it is "I don't have ideologies, I have goals".

Which, going by his nonsensical belief system, means that he simply believes in whatever bits and pieces of political concepts make him feel good right now, with no regard whatsoever to things like internal consistency or contradictions.

 

[Bungleboy]

How does this make any sense? What is inherent in immigrants and migrants that make their choices better even if we were to take the assumption that they never are conservative? What is intellectual about it or what is the "new perspective" if they all are uniform in opinion?

The new perspective is best exemplified in those No Go Zones in Sweden, the acid attacks in Britain, Germany's massive spike in rapes...

Bob is asking to be bent over a pool table and culturally enriched in his fat asshole, basically.

 

[Gordon Cole]

I like Kirk from Gilmore Girls just as much as anyone, but calm the fuck down.

"But voter purity, on the other hand..."

"I'm never duped." - Moviebob, a man who gives Zoe Quinn and John Flynt money.

Ranting about 90s comics.

Maybe it just sucks, ever think of that?

You really wanna come at someone for looks?

 

[Clay Claymore]

Really? Since when has not knowing how a medium works stopped you before?
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I take it someone in the Chipman clan voted for Trump?
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More Three Bilboards saltiness.
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Feminist.
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With every tweet Bob makes about Trump, my hope for a second Trump term grows more and more.

Speaking of growing, wasn’t it just a week ago that this thread was at 900 pages? Now we’re almost halfway to the big 1,000!

 

[Positron]

This dude has the most incomprehensible politics I've ever seen. It's a highly contradictory and philosophically impossible mix of utopian futurism, neoliberalism, and fascist authoritarianism.

How the fuck does that even begin to work?

As I said, Bobby has the ideology of a parrot.

How does this make any sense? What is inherent in immigrants and migrants that make their choices better even if we were to take the assumption that they never are conservative? What is intellectual about it or what is the "new perspective" if they all are uniform in opinion?

One thing peculiar to SJWs is that they have a strange reversal of values. They insist "everything is political", but here, about the voting preference of pee o'seas, they attribute what is clearly a political decision to an apolitical cause (intelligence). Likewise, MAGAers voted Trump because they are "stupid", not because Trump promises to wield his political powers to benefit them.

As for places of real murrican "garbage ghouls" with no ambition and aesthetics, sorry, I've never been invited to the Chipman househood.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

Bob isn’t liberal or leftist. He likes to pretend he is. But he’s a complete authoritarian fascist. There’s absolutely nothing about his political beliefs that doesn’t demonstrate that his ideal government is a dictator ruling with iron fist with secret police and regular cleansings of those deemed undesirable.

 

[MidUSA]

Bob isn’t liberal or leftist. He likes to pretend he is. But he’s a complete authoritarian fascist. There’s absolutely nothing about his political beliefs that doesn’t demonstrate that his ideal government is a dictator ruling with iron fist with secret police and regular cleansings of those deemed undesirable.

Those are all pretty common ideals among leftists though, and among adherents of the modern realpolitik-version of liberalism for that matter, which is more or less the same thing as 'leftist'.

 

[RodgerDodger]

Bob isn’t liberal or leftist. He likes to pretend he is. But he’s a complete authoritarian fascist. There’s absolutely nothing about his political beliefs that doesn’t demonstrate that his ideal government is a dictator ruling with iron fist with secret police and regular cleansings of those deemed undesirable.

Which is always amusing as I doubt any society could anything much more undesirable then Bob. If lucky he might achieve “useful idiot” status.

 

[thismanlies]

Which is always amusing as I doubt any society could anything much more undesirable then Bob. If lucky he might achieve “useful idiot” status.

@PurpleDude summed it up best when he posted this.

Bob would love to be useful to the elites. The problem is, his twitter posts and his hours long ranting about Batman vs Superman isn't going to help a billionaire hijack any socio/political movements.

 

[HY 140]

ou really wanna come at someone for looks?

Daily reminder that Bob looks like this

 

[Flexo]

How does this make any sense? What is inherent in immigrants and migrants that make their choices better even if we were to take the assumption that they never are conservative? What is intellectual about it or what is the "new perspective" if they all are uniform in opinion?

Absolute proof that not only has Bob never been to one of those places which are ONLY immigrants and few if any white people (aka, the home country) but he's never actually been outside of Boston.

Not to mention the sheer contradiction. If white only places are so "mad max" like, why then are the glorious immigrant master races all trying to get there? Does Bob honestly believe that they're that charitable to want to help out white folk?

Bob isn’t liberal or leftist. He likes to pretend he is. But he’s a complete authoritarian fascist. There’s absolutely nothing about his political beliefs that doesn’t demonstrate that his ideal government is a dictator ruling with iron fist with secret police and regular cleansings of those deemed undesirable.

*cough*Soviets*cough*

(here, i'll :autism: myself)

 

[RockVolnutt]

Just as a head's up, looks like Bob is going to be making a rant video about people complaining about Luke's death in TLJ. It looks like part of his argument is going to be that Luke is a trash character on the basis that he lost the fight with Vader in Empire and how he didn't just kick the shit out of the emperor in Return of the Jedi. Completely missing the point that Luke was unprepared and had a lot more to learn in the former and the latter was about him redeeming his father instead of being some space badass. Any pre-established material showing his competence is invalidated and Rey is so much better for it.

Nothing about the handling of the material, just that he didn't have enough awesome action scenes.

 

[Kyria the Great]

Daily reminder that Bob looks like this

Hey, that is sheer disrespect to Mr. Potatohead. At least he has a better figure than Bob.

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

Just as a head's up, looks like Bob is going to be making a rant video about people complaining about Luke's death in TLJ. It looks like part of his argument is going to be that Luke is a trash character on the basis that he lost the fight with Vader in Empire and how he didn't just kick the shit out of the emperor in Return of the Jedi. Completely missing the point that Luke was unprepared and had a lot more to learn in the former and the latter was about him redeeming his father instead of being some space badass. Any pre-established material showing his competence is invalidated and Rey is so much better for it.

Nothing about the handling of the material, just that he didn't have enough awesome action scenes.

Holy shit, I can't believe how badly Bob missed the point about Luke. Luke lost the fight against Vader because if he won then the villain of the series would have effectively lost his balls. It was meant to establish how powerful Vader is over Luke. George Lucas wanted about three more movies after Episode V so he needed to show how much farther Luke needed to go in order to beat Darth Vader. Not to mention, it doesn't make sense for a newly trained Jedi to beat one of the most powerful Force users ever.

As for Episode VI, Luke's entire arc revolved around him not giving into the Dark Side of the Force. Vader wanted to kill the Emperor too, and he tempted Luke into joining him to rule the galaxy. If Luke just cut the Emperor down he would have ended up joining Vader. This is literally the entire point of Luke's character and the movie practically beats you over the head with it.

Luke's story isn't one of action, it's one of growth from a simple farm boy craving adventure to a Jedi master who only fought when absolutely necessary. Remember, Yoda had to teach him that adventure isn't what a Jedi craves. Luke grew from someone who wanted to be a badass into someone who saw the bigger picture. It's ironic Bob is criticizing the character for not being an action hero when the point is that he matured, something Bob never did.

 

[RockVolnutt]

Holy shit, I can't believe how badly Bob missed the point about Luke. Luke lost the fight against Vader because if he won then the villain of the series would have effectively lost his balls. It was meant to establish how powerful Vader is over Luke. George Lucas wanted about three more movies after Episode V so he needed to show how much farther Luke needed to go in order to beat Darth Vader. Not to mention, it doesn't make sense for a newly trained Jedi to beat one of the most powerful Force users ever.

As for Episode VI, Luke's entire arc revolved around him not giving into the Dark Side of the Force. Vader wanted to kill the Emperor too, and he tempted Luke into joining him to rule the galaxy. If Luke just cut the Emperor down he would have ended up joining Vader. This is literally the entire point of Luke's character and the movie practically beats you over the head with it.

Luke's story isn't one of action, it's one of growth from a simple farm boy craving adventure to a Jedi master who only fought when absolutely necessary. Remember, Yoda had to teach him that adventure isn't what a Jedi craves. Luke grew from someone who wanted to be a badass into someone who saw the bigger picture. It's ironic Bob is criticizing the character for not being an action hero when the point is that he matured, something Bob never did.

https://twitter.com/Random_Factor/status/949130187190427648
This is the thread he retweeted if anyone needs more context and this is where he mentions the video he's making.

 

[AnOminous]

I take it someone in the Chipman clan voted for Trump?
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So he doesn't like cruel people, so they should be tortured for the rest of their lives?

 

[Gordon Cole]

Yaddayaddayadda, It's okay when my side does it...

Can fucking Black Panther come out just so he and his sempais can shut up? (This is coming from a guy who's looking forward to it too, for the record.)

"Press screenings exists so journalists can't be biased."
*Will cream his jeans just because Proud Mary is about a black woman regardless of quality.*

I do too. *Writes first draft of OP for his thread.*

 

[Kyria the Great]

Yaddayaddayadda, It's okay when my side does it...

Periodic reminder, Bob Chipman compared the unveiling of Mario 3 to 9/11!

 

[Chan the Wizard]

Hey, that is sheer disrespect to Mr. Potatohead. At least he has a better figure than Bob.

Mr. Potatohead has two feet.