Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?

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So to him Lost Levels doesn't count or something?
 
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So to him Lost Levels doesn't count or something?
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Considering how Bob still believes that the Mario Bros. come from Brooklyn as opposed to Nintendo's canon, I do not believe that he considers Lost Levels canon because it was not released stateside until Super Mario All-Stars.
 
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Whoever has to clean the basement after Bob dies is going to find some really fucked up Mario Princesses.
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There’s probably some backpage prostitutes that have some stories to tell about having to dress up like Peach and call him Mario.
 
Are we getting Brick by Brick 2?
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Hey, I can dig it.
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"But when I overreach and try to look smart..."
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If you haven't been paying attention, Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri swept the Golden Globes at the expense of Get Out and The Post.

Naturally, he's taking the L like a pro.
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So if you've been keeping up, Three Billboards is his La La Land, Lady Bird is his Manchester-by-the-Sea, while Get Out/The Post is his Hidden Figures.

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I can't think of anything better than a book about his "Terminators going back in time to brutally murder all the factory workers to make an 'utopia' happen" pitch. That would be fantastic. Can you imagine the mainstream reactions to someone getting off on the idea of out of control technology and argues that we all need to make way for our "Superiors"?
 
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Herodotus and Suicide Squad? WTF does that mean?!
Hang on, Spinoza is urging me to see Ferdinand.

Jetpack Himmler said:
Considering how Bob still believes that the Mario Bros. come from Brooklyn as opposed to Nintendo's canon, I do not believe that he considers Lost Levels canon because it was not released stateside until Super Mario All-Stars.
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The "Lost Levels" are also hellishly difficult, thus "exclusionary" a la Cuphead.

RockVolnutt said:
I can't think of anything better than a book about his "Terminators going back in time to brutally murder all the factory workers to make an 'utopia' happen" pitch. That would be fantastic. Can you imagine the mainstream reactions to someone getting off on the idea of out of control technology and argues that we all need to make way for our "Superiors"?
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His pitches are his "alt-escapism".
 
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If you really want to delve into Mario canon, TLL was already declared by Nintendo to take place in an alternate universe compared to the original.

Why I know this I have no idea but there you go
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Wha...huh? That seems like an odd decision. It's not like Mario actually has any notable canon that you need to point out "this one doesn't count" when there's nothing that sticks out as unusual. I'm thinking too hard on something some intern probably decided.
 
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"But when I overreach and try to look smart..."
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Naturally, he's taking the L like a pro.
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So, he can't handle that LaLa Land, a movie I heard was rather good, didn't win every award made by man, machine, and marsupial, so he't throwing a shitfit about how Three Billboards is overrated? Sounds about right for De Blob honestly.

Also, how is the narrative structure of Suicide Squad not a mess? In general, how is the film not a complete mess, it's two cuts put together, with bland Will Smoth, the man who can climb anything, Captain Boomerang, Killer Croc, the Hot Topic couple, and Katana, who we meet halfway in or so, because we need more characters here doodz. Dreadful movie, and a 9 year old could see what's wrong with the film. I'd say he's killing his credibility with shit like this, but he never had it to begin with.
 
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Doctor Stan said:
So, he can't handle that LaLa Land, a movie I heard was rather good, didn't win every award made by man, machine, and marsupial, so he't throwing a shitfit about how Three Billboards is overrated? Sounds about right for De Blob honestly.
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We hateses it!

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Doctor Stan said:
So, he can't handle that LaLa Land, a movie I heard was rather good, didn't win every award made by man, machine, and marsupial, so he't throwing a shitfit about how Three Billboards is overrated? Sounds about right for De Blob honestly.

Also, how is the narrative structure of Suicide Squad not a mess? In general, how is the film not a complete mess, it's two cuts put together, with bland Will Smoth, the man who can climb anything, Captain Boomerang, Killer Croc, the Hot Topic couple, and Katana, who we meet halfway in or so, because we need more characters here doodz. Dreadful movie, and a 9 year old could see what's wrong with the film. I'd say he's killing his credibility with shit like this, but he never had it to begin with.
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Well does Bob even go into the glaringly obvious production troubles with films like Suicide Squad and Fant4stic? I honestly don't think he has ever went into production turmoil as reasons for a film not being good.

Edit: To answer your question, I think Bob knows its a mess, but was trying for a joke. In the end though as usual comes off a as passive-aggressive dickhead.
 
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He's still salty about Three Billboards.
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Doctor Stan said:
So, he can't handle that LaLa Land, a movie I heard was rather good, didn't win every award made by man, machine, and marsupial, so he't throwing a shitfit about how Three Billboards is overrated? Sounds about right for De Blob honestly.
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Bob grew to hate La La Land, and for a solid month it felt like half his movie retweets were griefing on La La Land and Manchester by the Sea while completely blowing Hidden Figures. And so every Oscar season, some movies are gonna fill the slots left behind, and it's falling on Three Billboards, Lady Bird and Get Out/The Post.
 
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RockVolnutt said:
Wha...huh? That seems like an odd decision. It's not like Mario actually has any notable canon that you need to point out "this one doesn't count" when there's nothing that sticks out as unusual. I'm thinking too hard on something some intern probably decided.
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I think it might have something to do with what Lordkat brought up in his UWW video about Mario 2, namely that they (being Nintendo) didn't want to associate Mario games with inaccessibility while the gaming market was still young. Mario 2 was basically a challenge mode made for masters of the original Mario, you can really call it more of an expansion pack if you prefer, since it's basically identical to the original just with different level designs and wind that blows you around. Declaring it non-canon allows it to exist as a challenge mode because those who don't care to challenge themselves can skip it and say they've beaten every mario game.

Oh hi Bob, didn't see you there.
 
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