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Random and all but did the "girlfriend" ever get confirmed as being from the US, would be funny as hell if she wasn't and was trying to green card with Phil.
 
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The shameless begging would multiply exponentially if Philly boy were to create a goutchild.
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"Now I need to take a timeout from my third run of Resident Evil 2 to address something *snort* I know I've taken a few more years than I said to play Mario Sunshine *cough* but my hermaphrodite potato child keeps telling me he needs food and clothing, mmmkay? I keep telling it that's not how growing up is supposed to work. I've had the same underwear since I was 18 *wet snort* but the stooped government keeps sending me letters about being a negligent parent."

"I told its mom - I know I haven't showed her on camera, I told you it's Vidar with a shaved ass, ACK ACK ACK ACK - that she's gotta stop trying to get me in beginner's traps, but stupid detractor, she just doesn't listen, mmmkay? Anyway I need moar money, to pay for all my kid's bills. It's definitely NOT for more fast food, or to pay for my own bills. Just yesterday I told the fucker if it's not earning me money it's dead to me, but it just cried a line of salt and hobbled out of my room. Typical childlike behavior *snort to rival the sleeping noises of Cthulu*"
 
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"-Hi Phil, can you give us more details on when your neighbor yelled at you?
-I dont remember that. I dont remember that shit. My neighbor who used to live next to me in CT was a drunk and he would like randomly get drunk and sit on his back porch and scream shit out and sometimes he hear me playing and get so drunky and piseed he yell. I JUST BASICLY TELL HIM TO SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GO INSIDE."

(sorry for my grammar)

Well, there is another story that changed after years. Thats not how it is documented. HE was piss scared and he did shut the fuck up.

He also said one of the reason he does not want to move back cause he doesnt want live next door to him.
 
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"-Hi Phil, can you give us more details on when your neighbor yelled at you?
-I dont remember that. I dont remember that shit. My neighbor who used to live next to me in CT was a drunk and he would like randomly get drunk and sit on his back porch and scream shit out and sometimes he hear me playing and get so drunky and piseed he yell. I JUST BASICLY TELL HIM TO SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GO INSIDE."

(sorry for my grammar)

Well, there is another story that changed after years. Thats not how it is documented. HE was piss scared and he did shut the fuck up.

He also said one of the reason he does not want to move back cause he doesnt want live next door to him.
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Maybe he's changing these stories because his GF might actually be watching him now. Gotta puff that chest out, even with noodle arms.
 
PieceofShet said:
"-Hi Phil, can you give us more details on when your neighbor yelled at you?
-I dont remember that. I dont remember that shit. My neighbor who used to live next to me in CT was a drunk and he would like randomly get drunk and sit on his back porch and scream shit out and sometimes he hear me playing and get so drunky and piseed he yell. I JUST BASICLY TELL HIM TO SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GO INSIDE."

(sorry for my grammar)

Well, there is another story that changed after years. Thats not how it is documented. HE was piss scared and he did shut the fuck up.

He also said one of the reason he does not want to move back cause he doesnt want live next door to him.
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Phil was definitely scared. He waited a full minute, when his neighbor went back inside his place and couldn't hear him, to say something. Bugged courage mechanics.
 
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Plays the game, when randomly...

"btw... I killed someone and no one cheered. wtf? What happened with the peepul who cheering everytime i got a kill? I didnt get any cheers, thatst bullshit. I got rahbed... they forgot i killed a guy at the tree right over there. How dare you."

Couldnt make this shit up.
 
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