What's the worst song you've ever heard?

Tehshigelisok said:
"7 Years" by Lukas Graham makes me want to murder kittens.

It's one of the whiniest, most egotistical pieces of garbage I've ever heard in my life. I'm glad we decided to let that guy stay a one-hit wonder.
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That song of his that rips off "Hard Knock Life" is worse. Jay-Z was more respectful to that musical number.
 
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Theory of a Deadman is basically Nickelback Jr. and have all sorts of terrible songs like these and more. Honestly everything they do is godawful.

Probably my least favorite type of song. Millionaires crying about how bad life sucks. You're supposed to identify with it. Really feel for the guy. Country music had that market cornered, but not anymore. Tied with Nickelback's "Rockstar" for pure obnoxiousness.

So his girlfriend is a massive slut, and that apparently rocks. Like Nickelback, they can never seem to find a better descriptor for women than "naughty". Shamelessly steals the main guitar riff from a great song by a far superior band (Fire Woman by The Cult).

Just incredibly awful and lazy all-around. Was a massive hit around here and for about a year I couldn't go anywhere without hearing it on the radio or some random guy singing it. Literally based on a children's playground song.

Just another reason we're building the wall at the wrong border.
 
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How dare you disrespect the national anthem by our First Lady.

Back when I worked retail, this song was on the playlist. The lyrics are something else. He can't find a phrase that rhymes with "small town" so he just resorts to saying "small town" over and over.

Also not a fan of the cinematic indie rock that gets on the radio, the ones with the chanting.
 
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hate it. hate the lyricism, hate the vocals, hate the wannabe sex pistols image they were going for in the video, hate everything about this fucking song
 
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Eggway in my jam!
(At least the proceeds went to St. Jude's and she's since admitted it was a terrible mistake, but still, the music still plays on.)
 
This song is legendary in it's badness. the strained vocals, shitty guitar playing, horrible mixing, that monstrous dubstep beat, his dancing, OH GOD HIS DANCING. Seriously, watch the performance above, you'll not regret it.
 
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Troglodyte.35 said:

I don't usually take music seriously. If I don't like I song I'll just turn it off or I'll just plug my phone into my car radio. This song I can't escape regardless and the band makes me angry. It's the only band that makes me angry.
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This one is up there for me. There's some Imagine Dragons songs I like but this...song...is an abomination.

For me, the worst song I've heard is a three-way tie between Single Ladies, All About That Bass, and I'm Worth It.
 
Pandinus Imperator said:
This one is up there for me. There's some Imagine Dragons songs I like but this...song...is an abomination.

For me, the worst song I've heard is a three-way tie between Single Ladies, All About That Bass, and I'm Worth It.
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I like the songs it's time and radioactive, but all their songs after that have been so lifeless and uninteresting you just tune it out. Thunder was so unique in a sense that it just barely registers as a song with an irritating chorus. They make me angry because they're fucking everywhere. EVERYWHERE. They're like the modern Nickelback and they take up radio play wasting my time.
 
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