What's the worst song you've ever heard?

[Faggot Gift]

We Found Love (In a Broken Place)

 

[The Great Citracett]

We Found Love (In a Broken Place)

Oh holy shit yes. Rihanna can't sing to save her life anyway, but that's a great example of how repetitive songs are now. Just the same damn line over and over again.

That and this one:

Ever wanted to hear how many different ways someone can shriek the word "battlefield"? Here's your chance!

 

[Troglodyte.35]

I also hate Pumped Up Kicks; not because it's a bout a school shooting, but because it's a high-pitched song sung by a whiny soyboy.

Damn, I remember that song from years ago. I listened to it all the time.

 

[FP 208]

 

[GreenJacket]

TOTO - AFRICA

This song isn't necessarily bad, but it's just a generic 80s pop song that normies overuse for some reason.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

One screechingly awful song I had the mispleasure of hearing recently had singing in notes that abruptly stop. One of the lyrics was "comin' to meet you." Seems a lot of Millennial pop is like that, with no "flow" and screech-like "singing."

 

[Troglodyte.35]

So I've seen some songs I like that haven been put on this thread and then there's some that I agree aren't very good. But I think no-one on this thread will disagree with me putting this song on here. I can't name one guy I know that likes this song and I remember hearing it being played non-stop every school recess. I even put fingers in my ears trying to tune out the song. Thank god it's gone from the airwaves though because man this song I hated with a burning passion.

Spoiler

 

[Pointandlaugh]

Anything from this woman.

 

[The Great Citracett]

Brown Chicken Brown Cow - Trace Adkins

A wholesome country song about a young muppet farm couple who really like to get it on in their barn, and the pervy muppet animals who love to watch them do it.

The single was not a hit, and was pulled from the charts. Adkins apologized for releasing it in the first place.

 

[speedcore]

Here's something simultaneously hilariously awful and incredible.

 

[Neil Pye]

I heard it on the radio and I've never had a song make me want to kill myself until then.

 

[Teri-Teri]

 

[KingPoisson]

The collected works of Nick Bate

what do you mean? you don't like his songs about raping people?

 

[Zaragoza]

I always hated this song, fuck you.

 

[DudeWithTheFood]

 

[ethanoate]

Rihanna, 'Work'. It's what you get when you let a toddler babble into a toy microphone.

 

[Dick Pooman]

Nearly every song that Anal Cunt has done is the worst thing I have ever heard, and that is why I love them.

 

[AbyssStarer]

The problem with this song is really in it's vocals. The shit highlight of it starts at 2:42.

Japanese pop groups have the trouble of valuing looks and image over any concrete talent. The red one and the mint-green one screeching together never fails to puncture my ear drums.

 

[AF 802]

This shit plays all the time at work, and I'm quite tired of hearing it, especially since even a mentally retarded 3 year old with autism could tell what it's hinting at.

 

[ShittyRecolor]

The problem with this song is really in it's vocals. The shit highlight of it starts at 2:42.

Japanese pop groups have the trouble of valuing looks and image over any concrete talent. The red one and the mint-green one screeching together never fails to puncture my ear drums.

It's weird how in Japanese music the vocals are almost always either absolutely wonderful or hilariously bad. Shogo: M.A.D.'s opening also comes to mind:

Maybe not the worst, but I find Childish Gambino's This Is America pretty horrible from a purely musical standpoint. The memes are decent though.

And now, to reach the zenith of cringe, I present you some local audio-diarrhea:

The song's title can roughly be translated as "whazzup". You most likely don't understand the lyrics, but believe me, you're better off that way. The guy was better off doing toilet humor stuff rapping about jizz grenades.