What's the worst song you've ever heard?

I was reading this article recently (I stumbled across it randomly on the internet) and it's about stupid music genres. One of them is "Splittercore", and this is the example provided:



I needed to listen to 2 seconds (yeah, only two seconds, but after the "recommended" start point at 2:45 minutes) to realise it's definitely the worst music (?) I've ever heard. It literally hurt my ears.
 
Everything by bastille (They're famous for "Pompeii" from like... five years ago) throws me into a physically nauseous 'tism fit.

I dunno why.
 
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Africa by Toto / Weezer. Hate both versions with a burning passion yet my s.o. loves Toto's ver.
 
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Before satellite radio was really a thing (2005-ish) I had to suffer through whatever I could get on the AM/FM deck in my truck. One year I had to drive across the country on Christmas day. All fucking day long Christmas songs. You could tell there was nobody in the studios they just set a Christmas playlist to shuffle and punched out. Now something about Christmas media causes all of the has-beens and never-wases to put out Christmas stuff because there are free spending holiday shoppers who buy all sorts of terrible shit. This meant I got treated to all kinds of godawful covers and original works by z-list musicians. It was mostly tolerable.

Then they played a B-52's cover of, I think, Blue Christmas. I was done. I spent the rest of the day in silence. Fuck music. Apparently the internet fucking hates it too because I have never been able to find it again to show people how bad it is. I want them to feel my pain.
 
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Jet Set Radio on Xbox has a catchy soundtrack full of great songs.

This is not one of them:

One of the most annoying songs ever.

Nonsense engrish lyrics which, since the girl can't sing, she just screams. And her screaming sounds nothing like what the lyrics actually are. The version in the game removes a few lines, but it doesn't make any more sense with them intact.
 
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Horny Skunk said:
90% of the stuff that top-40 radio plays I've found to utter shit, but I think this song in particular single-handedly represents everything I hate about mainstream pop/hip-hop music.

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She needs subtitles. Without a doubt that is almost as bad as "Pound on my muffin."
 
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Oscar Wildean said:
Kudos to you if you can watch this whole thing.
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Is this real?

Horny Skunk said:
90% of the stuff that top-40 radio plays I've found to utter shit, but I think this song in particular single-handedly represents everything I hate about mainstream pop/hip-hop music.

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The worst thing that the mainstream success of mumble rap caused is that people just don't even care about rhymes anymore.

How the fuck you gonna rhyme "nasty" with "petty" they sound nothing alike

How many lines in this "rap song" rhyme? Like come on even a fucking functionally retarded person can rhyme "time" with "crime" or some shit.

Raging Capybara said:
I was reading this article recently (I stumbled across it randomly on the internet) and it's about stupid music genres. One of them is "Splittercore", and this is the example provided:



I needed to listen to 2 seconds (yeah, only two seconds, but after the "recommended" start point at 2:45 minutes) to realise it's definitely the worst music (?) I've ever heard. It literally hurt my ears.
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"Splittercore"? This shit is called Extratone afaik.

That said, a turd by any other name is still a fucking turd.
 
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ColtWalker1847 said:
Before satellite radio was really a thing (2005-ish) I had to suffer through whatever I could get on the AM/FM deck in my truck. One year I had to drive across the country on Christmas day. All fucking day long Christmas songs. You could tell there was nobody in the studios they just set a Christmas playlist to shuffle and punched out. Now something about Christmas media causes all of the has-beens and never-wases to put out Christmas stuff because there are free spending holiday shoppers who buy all sorts of terrible shit. This meant I got treated to all kinds of godawful covers and original works by z-list musicians. It was mostly tolerable.

Then they played a B-52's cover of, I think, Blue Christmas. I was done. I spent the rest of the day in silence. Fuck music. Apparently the internet fucking hates it too because I have never been able to find it again to show people how bad it is. I want them to feel my pain.
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There's plenty of cities that sometimes has that one channel that would dedicate the entire day to Xmas tunes as you've mentioned, I'm sure it's a lazy excuse to not broadcast regularly if they can help it given the circumstances of a holiday. It didn't used to be this bad, but it certainly has evolved into the mess we see today.
 
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There's plenty of cities that sometimes has that one channel that would dedicate the entire day to Xmas tunes as you've mentioned, I'm sure it's a lazy excuse to not broadcast regularly if they can help it given the circumstances of a holiday. It didn't used to be this bad, but it certainly has evolved into the mess we see today.
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Even worse when they start playing Christmas songs and it's not even Thanksgiving yet. The Christmas creep, as I call it, in my area is ridiculous.
 
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The Shadow said:
Leonard Cohen's "Hallelujah" and John Lennon's "Imagine" and any of their legion of covers are both awful songs. If I ever push someone into oncoming traffic, it's because they're playing or covering one of those.

Let's throw Wonderwall and that Ed Sheeran Shape of You song onto the bonfire as well.
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Hallelujah is acceptable, just about, but Imagine is arse cancer.

As for Wonderwall and Shape of You, I quite agree. Ditto Galway Girl and Thinking Out Loud. Actually anything and everything by Ed Sheeran can die in a fire.
 
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