What's the worst song you've ever heard?

Thank you, ever-clueless Barbra Streisand, for laying a big steaming loaf that even surpasses Ministry's recent pro-antifa tune for being one of the most cringeworthy things of all time. Dropping it just in time for the mid-terms and titled Walls (pro-tip: Babs hates them, unless they surround her mansion), it's her anti-Donald manifesto. If only she'd had the self-awareness to title it Orange Man Bad (Clinton Good). She wrote all the lyrics herself. It shows. Key lyric: "Can't you see I'm crying? / Can't you see we're crying?" Cry harder, dear.


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That song in the "hit or miss" TikTok meme. The dude in the song sounds like he's about to throw out his voice (even with AutoTune), and the chick people only like because she's supposedly Muslim.

Plus the song is a diss to a fake tweet by a porn star, Jesus Christ.

 
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Glam Rock as a whole
Meatloaf
College acoustic guitar
MGMT
Asking Alexandria
Adam Sandler songs
Bring me the Horizon
Anything with a artist that's a "lil" except Lil Jon YEAAAAA! OKAY!
K-pop
Jimmy Eat World
Dr.Dre
AM radio tejano
Dubstep
Anything that uses vocaloid
Randy Newman
All music played at retail stores. Working and having to hear the same Taylor Swift song "you belong with me" and "Royals" by Lorde could drive anyone mad.
 
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That song in the "hit or miss" TikTok meme. The dude in the song sounds like he's about to throw out his voice (even with AutoTune), and the chick people only like because she's supposedly Muslim.

Plus the song is a diss to a fake tweet by a porn star, Jesus Christ.

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This one is even worse. Despite the title it's not a diss against orange man...at least I don't think so because I barely understand a thing either of them say.
 
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Now that I listen to it again, Anthony Cumia's parody of Sittin' On The Dock Of The Bay is absolute garbage. Plus the blackface is pure lolcow material.

 
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Jet Set Radio on Xbox has a catchy soundtrack full of great songs.

This is not one of them:

One of the most annoying songs ever.

Nonsense engrish lyrics which, since the girl can't sing, she just screams. And her screaming sounds nothing like what the lyrics actually are. The version in the game removes a few lines, but it doesn't make any more sense with them intact.
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Hard disagree, I love this song and Cibo Matto. It's not one of my favorites, but you have to be in the right mindset for it. And the lyrics make plenty of sense if you've been around any shrill Asian tiger moms.
 
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Can we just admit Colbie Calliat was the biggest mistake we made in the mid-2000's female acoustic boom? They play this shit all the time at work, she's entered the homogeneous glop of what all the female pop artists of the 2000's are today. Cheap lite rock that only moms and single women in their 40's listen to.

(Bonus: Colbie pulls off a Sarah McLachlan in the last one!)
 
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I want to like it. There are moments when it seems like it'll be good, but it just gets harder to love longer I listen.

 
To Be Honest, i have to say that "Imagine Dragons - Radioactive" and "Pharell Williams - Happy" Tie for the Top Spot of my Worst List.
 
Anything that's played on that one radio station where they have such a low library of songs that you end up hearing the same music 3 times a day, 5 days a week at work.

My personal hatred goes out to "Soul Sister" by Train, and "Girl On Fire" by Alicia Keys.
 
John Sakars is a vegan YouTube musician and this is by far one of his worst songs



This song is a close second because while the lyrics are terrible, at least it has semblance of a melody

 
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