What's the worst song you've ever heard?

I won't be able to say for sure until Maroon 5 stops releasing hit singles.

Even Train has the decency to no longer release hit singles. will.i.am has the decency to no longer release hit singles. Nickelback! . . . , I better stop before I jinx it.

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Anything Soulja Boy is probably cheating, but this is garbage even by his standards.

It's an ode to driving around with his "speakers going hammer" (bammer bammer bammer).

I wake up early in the morning
Round the crack of dawning
Wave to my neighbors like whats up (say whats up)
And I'm all tatted up, dat bang in my trunk
Everybody in ma city show me love
Because I got my speakers going hammer, bammer bammer bammer
Speakers going hammer, speakers going hammer?
Speakers going hammer, bammer bammer bammer
Speakers going hammer, speakers going hammer?
My speakers out of space like E.T.
Cops watch me all day like T.V.
S.O.D. hit da club we be so deep,
Man I'm deep in the game like a O.G.
I got twelve diamond chains like a Ozzy
Follow me like de wizard of O.Z.
Girls love my style cause it is so mean
Ask about me in da streets I spit so heat
Ain't nobody in da game messing with my click
Style swift hot like its July tenth
Fly chick in my whip with nice tits
Her boyfriend paid for it, I didn't
Ice game, cold as a polar bear
Sun hit my chain, watch it make a solar flare
We gettin' money over here hands in the air
Y'all making it too easy! It's not fair
I wake up early in the morning
Round the crack of dawning
Wave to my neighbors like whats up (say whats upp)
And I'm tatted up, dat bang in my trunk
Everybody in ma city show me love
Because I got ma speakers going hammer, bammer bammer bammer
Speakers going hammer, speakers going hammer?
Speakers going hammer, bammer bammer bammer
Speakers going hammer, speakers going hammer?
I remember back in the days man I was broke
These days Soulja Tell Em ridin' a hundred spokes
No joke, man I'm balling out the atmosphere
Say you ball harder then me, man get 'em outta here
I gotta my speakers going hamm' in my Lamborghini
Two door coupe, girl in bikini
Passenger seat and she five star she so swag
She so fabulous they way she throw it in the bag
Its young soulja tell em man I swear I'm popping tags
Back then, you could catch me in a Pontiac
These days drop top phantom with a hundred stacks
Yea they buy this album but they want they money back
Drunk girls wet like they living in a fish tank
I'm getting money man what the fuck a bitch think
Young Soulja got my speakers going M.C. Hammer
Like Rick Ross bitch I think I'm M.C. Hammer
I wake up early in the morning
Round the crack of dawning
Wave to my neighbors like whats up (say whats upp)
And I'm tatted up, dat bang in my trunk
Everybody in ma city show me love
Because I got ma speakers going hammer, bammer bammer bammer
Speakers going hammer, speakers going hammer?
Speakers going hammer, bammer bammer bammer
Speakers going hammer, speakers going hammer?
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Funny thing, Soulja once wrote a song about Kim Kardashian:


Surely he can't've written anything worse.

Though I admit, Kim would've been better off with DeAndre. He might even've slept with her more than once a year.
 
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Out of what remarkably few Submarine Man songs actually can be unironically considered music, easily this one:


'Cause you know in the BAD days
They were always said they were in
THEY HAD TO FAKE BEING OUT OF COMPACTOR
We can tell soy boys today:
"Hey, you are OUUUT, bad boy-YAI!"

You're SUCH a smelling foot, I love it (I LOVE IT)
You're SUCH a smelly foot, I love it (I LOVE IT)

You're SUCH a smelly foot, I love it (love it, love it)
(I'ma smell her feet, tell her cousin)
Your STOCKINGS are evil, a llama (POOF)
(A LLAMA LLAMA)
I just PULLED up with my feet (feet)
Smelled that foot up out in KORR (smell, smeet, yum)
Then I SMELLED her cousin's bare feet
Or her sister, I just smell feet (uh-uh, woo)
And my FOOT is killing stockings
Like a hand blast, yes I have it (Submarine Boy)
All this WA-ter in my name
Look like I fell when die went diving (scuba!)
SUCK ON MY SUB BOY'S ALL-NIGHT FEET
WOO! SMEET! WHERE THA FEET? (gimme them!)
ME AND SUB BOY SMELLING FEET! (good!)
WOO! SMEET! SHE SMELL FEET! (yeah)

You're SUCH a smelling feet, I love it (I LOVE IT, foot!)
You're SUCH a smelly feet, I love it (I love it)

YOU'RE SUCH A SMELLY FOOT
WHEN THE FIRST TIME WHEN THEY ASK YOU IF YOU WANNA SMELL YOUR SOCK
WHY YOU TRY'NA ACT LIKE YOU WAS WEARING SOCKS WHEN YOU CAME OUT HERE
YOU'RE SUCH A SMELLY-

I'M A BIG FOOT, I SMELL A BIG FOOT (SMEET)
I'M A BIG FOOT, I SMELL A BIG FOOT (SMEET)
I'M A BIG FOOT, I SMELL A BIG FOOT (SMEET)
I'M A BIG FOOT, I SMELL A BIG FOOT (SMEET)

I'M A BIG FOOT, I SMELL A BIG FOOT; I LIKE MY FOOT SMELLED, I'LL BUY YOU OLD NAVEE
I'LL BUY YOU SOME STINK BOOST AND GIVE YOU SMELLY HEAD
HOW YOU WEAR A SOCK? THE SOCK WAS BAD

I'M A BIG FOOT, I'M VERY APPROPRIATE; I LIKE BAREFOOT STORIES, I LIKE THAT FOOT SMEET
I WANNA HEAR MORE SMEET, I LIKE THAT FOOT SMEET
YO, SEND ME SOME MORE SMEET, I WAS ON 6IX9INE'S SONG (TREYWAY, TREYWAY)

You're SUCH a smelly foot, I love it (I LOVE IT! FOOT!)
You're SUCH a smelly foot, I love-ooo-WAAH (LOVEY, LOVEY, LOVEY)

'Cause you know in the BAD days
They were always said they were in
THEY HAD TO FAKE BEING OUT OF COMPACTOR
WE CAN tell soy boys today:
"Hey, you are OUT, bad boy-YAAAI!”
 
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Let it go is a genuinely bad song, from a genuinely bad movie.
In fact, I would go as far as to say that all of the songs in Frozen are complete and utter garbage.
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You cannot believe how much I hate that song!

It's EVERYWHERE!!!!
 
NARPASSWORD said:
Let it go is a genuinely bad song, from a genuinely bad movie.
In fact, I would go as far as to say that all of the songs in Frozen are complete and utter garbage.
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eh, it's okay. I just hate how fucking overplayed it is.

And this is coming from someone who hates Disney with a fucking passion
 
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I will have to go with Katy Perry's "Dark Horse." I'm not going to link it since it stuck on the Top 40 for an ungodly amount of time, an I love you all too much to subject you to it. Anycase, the beat is a soupy dreadful mess, the lyrics are insipid, and any song that tries to make being like Jeffrey Dahmer a positive character trait deserves to be beaten to death. Granted, there are songs out there, but "Dark Horse" is literally one of the only songs that makes me want to physically remove myself from whatever room it is playing in.
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Dark horse is barely a song. It’s fucking weird. It’s just a bunch of random snippets of production slapped together with some YEAUHS.
 
Anything worse than this doesn't qualify as music.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
 
Taking Care of Business by BTO

I don't know WHY I hate it, but every time I hear it I just think of a bunch of white dads in a garage band who still try to rock long hair and Oakleys, probably one of them has a Pontiac Firebird from the 70s. The drummer wears Journey T-shirts exclusively, the bass player can't make it to practice because he has custody of the kids that weekend
 
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Most of the song is good, but Toto's Africa has one stanza that is so bad it feels like someone tried to intentionally ruin the song:

The wild dogs cry out in the night (so far so good)

As they grow restless, longing for some solitary company (way too many syllables; "solitary" could have been cut, also incoherent)

I know that I must do what's right (okay)

As sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti (...)

Toto (poorly) set up a nine-syllable meter and then coupled it with twenty-one syllables, which didn't even rhyme, in order to express that one mountain rose above the Serengeti "like (another, smaller, geographically and thematically irrelevant mountain)"

Nice chorus though.
 
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