What's the worst song you've ever heard?

[Pointandlaugh]

 

[Midlife Sperglord]

 

[The Great Citracett]

I've always been a big fan of Devo, thought their 2010 comeback album was great, and while they've always been political, they'd always been pretty clever and humorous about it.

Until 2012 when they decided to make this song about Mitt Romney's dog:

It's awful. And sadly it's the last really noteworthy new thing they've done since. Keyboardist/guitarist Bob2 died in 2014, and the remaining members seem to have a terminal case of Trump derangement.

Makes me sad to think this may be the last new Devo song we'll ever get.

 

[Desire Lines]

i remembered this exists and i wanna die

 

[Hummingbird]

i remembered this exists and i wanna die

Then again, have the LSB done anything good?

 

[EmpireOfTheClouds]

Thunder - Imagine Dragons makes me want to submerge my head in a vat of acid.

 

[Red Hood]

Thunder - Imagine Dragons makes me want to submerge my head in a vat of acid.

I feel like everyone with ears should get a free kick in on them just for that fucking high pitched voice modulation in the song.

 

[Jerri's Kid]

As much as I admire Crispin Glover, this is still horrifying.

Ok, this one might be worse than the last one I posted. I played this at a party once for laughs and well... I got some looks afterwards. I guess my sense of humor is a little too odd for most people.

 

[ShittyRecolor]

Lots of people seem to be in love with David Guetta, but I could never get into him. This one song from him really gets on my nerves with its annoying, monotone chord banging (seriously, how do you make otherwise perfectly fine chords sound so shit?!) and the weird singing that manages to be ear piercing without being particularly high pitched.

 

[Russian Collusion]

Awful version of a good song. It's also industrial strength cringe. So terrible. Worst insult to Queen I've heard in a while.

Makes you wanna have a Coke instead

 

[SelmaHendersen]

 

[EmpireOfTheClouds]

SICK AND FIGHT
DREAMING OUT
DOESN'T DESERVE MY THING
BOY I AM AND ALWAYS HAVE
JUST TAKES TIME

Farrah, true poet of our generation.

 

[tampon_tornado]

A while back someone posted an audio file on reddit of what Ring of Fire sounds like through cochlear implants... that's the worst song I've ever heard.

 

[ApatheticViewer]

This fucking shit. They used to play this crap 8 times a day and I'm not exaggerating.

 

[Tehshigelisok]

Those first two seconds alone...

 

[KiwiKritter]

I’m gonna go with the old classic

 

[Jmz_33]

I have a funny story to share. In high school, there was this kid named Mark who was a sound cloud rapper, (off to a great start already.) One day, after realizing that his trash music isn’t getting him any clout, he desides to do something really stupid. On instagram, posted something like “if this post gets 3,000 likes, I’m gonna smoke weed in class.” He was true to his word and did this.

He dropped the blunt lmfao.

He was expecting to get expelled, but the school only gave him a suspension, so he dropped out. (He was going to graduate in 3 weeks any way)

His rapper is “LOVEJUMEX” and yes, his music is trait trash.

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

I, too, can't stand anything Imagine Dragons.

Apparently their lead can't take criticism very well, it hurts their mental health guys!

 

[The Great Citracett]

Anything Soulja Boy is probably cheating, but this is garbage even by his standards.

It's an ode to driving around with his "speakers going hammer" (bammer bammer bammer).

Spoiler: Lyrics

I wake up early in the morning
Round the crack of dawning
Wave to my neighbors like whats up (say whats up)
And I'm all tatted up, dat bang in my trunk
Everybody in ma city show me love
Because I got my speakers going hammer, bammer bammer bammer
Speakers going hammer, speakers going hammer?
Speakers going hammer, bammer bammer bammer
Speakers going hammer, speakers going hammer?
My speakers out of space like E.T.
Cops watch me all day like T.V.
S.O.D. hit da club we be so deep,
Man I'm deep in the game like a O.G.
I got twelve diamond chains like a Ozzy
Follow me like de wizard of O.Z.
Girls love my style cause it is so mean
Ask about me in da streets I spit so heat
Ain't nobody in da game messing with my click
Style swift hot like its July tenth
Fly chick in my whip with nice tits
Her boyfriend paid for it, I didn't
Ice game, cold as a polar bear
Sun hit my chain, watch it make a solar flare
We gettin' money over here hands in the air
Y'all making it too easy! It's not fair
I wake up early in the morning
Round the crack of dawning
Wave to my neighbors like whats up (say whats upp)
And I'm tatted up, dat bang in my trunk
Everybody in ma city show me love
Because I got ma speakers going hammer, bammer bammer bammer
Speakers going hammer, speakers going hammer?
Speakers going hammer, bammer bammer bammer
Speakers going hammer, speakers going hammer?
I remember back in the days man I was broke
These days Soulja Tell Em ridin' a hundred spokes
No joke, man I'm balling out the atmosphere
Say you ball harder then me, man get 'em outta here
I gotta my speakers going hamm' in my Lamborghini
Two door coupe, girl in bikini
Passenger seat and she five star she so swag
She so fabulous they way she throw it in the bag
Its young soulja tell em man I swear I'm popping tags
Back then, you could catch me in a Pontiac
These days drop top phantom with a hundred stacks
Yea they buy this album but they want they money back
Drunk girls wet like they living in a fish tank
I'm getting money man what the fuck a bitch think
Young Soulja got my speakers going M.C. Hammer
Like Rick Ross bitch I think I'm M.C. Hammer
I wake up early in the morning
Round the crack of dawning
Wave to my neighbors like whats up (say whats upp)
And I'm tatted up, dat bang in my trunk
Everybody in ma city show me love
Because I got ma speakers going hammer, bammer bammer bammer
Speakers going hammer, speakers going hammer?
Speakers going hammer, bammer bammer bammer
Speakers going hammer, speakers going hammer?

 

[BeSafe]

Little Girls by Oingo Boingo is probably the worst Ive heard