Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[proboscis]

He really is like Chris. He's got ongoing sagas of trolls who are probably coordinated too. Somewhere out there may be a discord server full of a dozen spergs plotting how to lead him this way or that by playing cartoon celebrity-adjacent characters to his facebook and email.

I wonder how hard Shitlips would chimp if someone made a satirical comic of him like Asperchu.

 

[Dumbinatrix]

I think the beard is actually his attempt at a drool sponge.

This is the singular worst thing this thread has made me think about, and I'm suing you for giving me PTSD. UGH.

 

[wateryketchup]

I know you're in your early 30s, EVEN THOUGH YOU LOOK 18

Was that an attempt at negging? "I don't even CARE that you're old cuz you don't look it!"

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

I wonder how hard Shitlips would chimp if someone made a satirical comic of him like Asperchu.

He just has to ask nicely.

 

[SwiftlyRuiningRussell]

I was just thinking the same thing. A quick Google search reveals that Katy's assistant's name is Tamra Natisin. If Russ were to read this he wouldn't do a Google search himself, goodness no. He'd just go on FB and declare that Katy has many employees, so Allison has to be real, and that the police are even closer to arresting us jerkwads.

He’s beyond delusional. I’m made my fake name Taylor Olivia when contacting him...Taylor for Swift and Olivia for one of her damn cats. The new assistant’s name is Allison...which happens to be TS’s middle name. This guy is BEGGING to be messed with. He makes it too easy. It’s mindboggl how he can’t pick up the most blatant and obvious clues. Can’t even feel sorry for the fucker.

 

[DrJonesHat]

Best picture of me I could find:

Do you really think I'm capable of evil?
Dear god he is as dense as neutronium. The judge explained to him that just because TS did nice things for some fans, that doesn't mean she has to do nice things for everyone who asks. It's not a representation, it's a social interaction, and thankfully, the law stays out of telling us who we have to associate with. He really does think he's smarter than a judge. I hope he does try to get an injunction against TS, and this time her actual legal team curb stomps him as a warning to the rest.

 

[proboscis]

He’s beyond delusional. I’m made my fake name Taylor Olivia when contacting him...Taylor for Swift and Olivia for one of her damn cats. The new assistant’s name is Allison...which happens to be TS’s middle name. This guy is BEGGING to be messed with. He makes it too easy. It’s mindboggl how he can’t pick up the most blatant and obvious clues. Can’t even feel sorry for the fucker.

This is what continues to astound me. The trolls are practically shouting "hey I'm trolling you lulz" at him but he still blindly believes whatever they tell him if it feeds into his delusional narcissistic belief system. I'm wondering now, how many of these episodes will it take for it to sink in that he shouldn't trust what random people on the internet are saying? Even OPL put up a sort of anti-troll armor eventually.

 

[The Great Citracett]

Isn't CWC's assistant in CWCville named Allison?

 

[XxxwernxxX]

Isn't CWC's assistant in CWCville named Allison?

Allison Amber, yes.

 

[DarkAlien]

There are too many people pozloading my negholep lately. I don't like where this is going. He produces so much on his own, there's no need to poke the beast when it already Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee by itself

 

[LiveFromNS]

There are too many people pozloading my negholep lately. I don't like where this is going. He produces so much on his own, there's no need to poke the beast when it already Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee by itself

I tend to agree, but I think the results when the jig is up may be epic. He rages great on his own, how will he be when he is shown to be a completely unaware fool. As long as he flips his shit, I am all for playing with the shitlips!

 

[xyrichard]

I tend to agree, but I think the results when the jig is up may be epic. He rages great on his own, how will he be when he is shown to be a completely unaware fool. As long as he flips his shit, I am all for playing with the shitlips!

What are the chances that Russ genuinely is in talks with Katy Perry and her assistant. From the video, it would appear that they've been communicating for some time.

 

[LiveFromNS]

What are the chances that Russ genuinely is in talks with Katy Perry and her assistant. From the video, it would appear that they've been communicating for some time.

Oh yes, for sure! I am quite positive that he has been contacted by Katy's asst. She may have suggested to Russell that he should make a video for Katy as she would probably have more time to watch a video than read letters etc. Perhaps his assistant will relay messages to and from Russell/Katy!

I hope it all works out for Russell now!

 

[The_Truth]

Have we ever established why he's always so oily?

 

[LiveFromNS]

Have we ever established why he's always so oily?

Yeah! He kind of looks like a wax figure slowly melting under hot lamps. And with his face in lockmode, it kind of is an appropriate analogy!

 

[CausticMinory]

Well to be fair KiwiFarms isn't the only place Russ is discussed. If anything the /niceguys/ in reddit might pozload my negholep for more lulz who knows.

 

[uglytroll4u]

Have we ever established why he's always so oily?

All light cardio and no baths make Russhole a greasy, dull boy

 

[wateryketchup]

Have we ever established why he's always so oily?

Bad diet = bad skin

All light cardio and no baths make Russhole a greasy, dull boy

also this

 

[DrJonesHat]

He's oily on purpose so when he harasses a woman and people try to grab him, he's too slick to hold onto and he can make his escape to continue to plague the women of SLC. Diabolical isn't it?

His gullibility rivals that of Lucas Werner and that right there deserves recognition, not an award, might you, just recognition that you're dumber than a guy with MRSA who thinks it's bad for people the same age to have sex with each other.

 

[Mercy]

He's oily on purpose so when he harasses a woman and people try to grab him, he's too slick to hold onto and he can make his escape to continue to plague the women of SLC. Diabolical isn't it?

The hagfish of Utah is our dear Russ.