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DSP rewrites history chapter stopped counting

"He basicly try to be a troll and make fun of me, cause years ago I made a JOKE and I said my back is a lot better since I moved to Seattle and people like why would that be and I said i dunno, the air, the air soo clean it healed my back, yea I was JOKING but peepul made into a fuckin meme like its true or something."

https://youtu.be/43iPdflRsTk?list=PL_QtSMEGimbzH5JREqVXPNEzzQh2tajK9&t=231
 
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PieceofShet said:
DSP rewrites history chapter stopped counting

"He basicly try to be a troll and make fun of me, cause years ago I made a JOKE and I said my back is a lot better since I moved to Seattle and people like why would that be and I said i dunno, the air, the air soo clean it healed my back, yea I was JOKING but peepul made into a fuckin meme like its true or something."

https://youtu.be/43iPdflRsTk?list=PL_QtSMEGimbzH5JREqVXPNEzzQh2tajK9&t=231
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Well his PR cult will believe that one for sure
 
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He said he has the anniversary bond collection, only saw a few movies.

PieceofShet said:
He said he has the anniversary bond collection, only saw a few movies.
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"Try Agent under Fire, Nightfire, Everything or Nothing if you can find them... What are those? Are those bond movies?"

This motherfucker.
 
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PieceofShet said:
DSP rewrites history chapter stopped counting

"He basicly try to be a troll and make fun of me, cause years ago I made a JOKE and I said my back is a lot better since I moved to Seattle and people like why would that be and I said i dunno, the air, the air soo clean it healed my back, yea I was JOKING but peepul made into a fuckin meme like its true or something."

https://youtu.be/43iPdflRsTk?list=PL_QtSMEGimbzH5JREqVXPNEzzQh2tajK9&t=231
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In that video after the comment about the air he said that moving to Washington causes your dick to grow 4 times its size. I guess all that micropenis research paid off and Phil found the secret.
 
"Did you ever get paid when the discovery channel used your clip of yours in their show? No they not, they did not offer to pay me for.......................................................actually I take it back. I was supposed to get payed, I dont think they ever did now that I think about it. I think I remember sthing from million years ago. I think he is right, I think I signed a contract to get payed for, I dont think they ever payed me. YOU ARE RIGHT! I NEVER GOT PAYED FOR THAT"

Yes... dps forgot he gets payed for something, sure...

https://youtu.be/ex2HFeKP__g?list=PL_QtSMEGimbzH5JREqVXPNEzzQh2tajK9&t=443
 
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PieceofShet said:
"Did you ever get paid when the discovery channel used your clip of yours in their show? No they not, they did not offer to pay me for.......................................................actually I take it back. I was supposed to get payed, I dont think they ever did now that I think about it. I think I remember sthing from million years ago. I think he is right, I think I signed a contract to get payed for, I dont think they ever payed me. YOU ARE RIGHT! I NEVER GOT PAYED FOR THAT"

Yes... dps forgot he gets payed for something, sure...

https://youtu.be/ex2HFeKP__g?list=PL_QtSMEGimbzH5JREqVXPNEzzQh2tajK9&t=443
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I know he was futured on the news, but Discovery Channel? When?
If there were a contract Discovery would have paid it, they aren't stupid to open themselves to lawsuits.

Interesting...
On stream right now he claimed that the money he made in december will go to state taxes, not back-taxes!
 
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Phil is on his soapbox talking again about Shane Dawson shit.

Look who woke up

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PieceofShet said:
"Try Agent under Fire, Nightfire, Everything or Nothing if you can find them... What are those? Are those bond movies?"

This motherfucker.
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Nightfire is legitimately good, and has some of the best controller/reticle response I ever experienced. Man, I was super happy once I finally grew up a bit and finally had the patience to do the small bit of sneaking section in the building. Made the Sniper sequence in the later levels soooo much more rewarding.
 
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Nightfire is legitimately good, and has some of the best controller/reticle response I ever experienced. Man, I was super happy once I finally grew up a bit and finally had the patience to do the small bit of sneaking section in the building. Made the Sniper sequence in the later levels soooo much more rewarding.
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Nightfire was great, I remember trying it online with my shitty net, 400ms and such... great times. I never finished it if I correct. I was at some island with the goauld killer and then i dont remember.
EoN was also great. It had an awesome opening



He upload 30 videos from his superbegging stream. Watched the first one and then I made the executive decision to NOT watch them... I just skipped through his deaths (I always watch the full PT, but this was borderline unwatchable, definitively unenjoyable.) He got roadkilled 5 times. He is at his 97th pubg round, plus minus 1 or 2.
 
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"Phil if you could change one thing about the past what would you change?"
"ahh well, I don't think like that man. I can't think about the past like that. I like to move on..."

This was after a 20 minute tirade about YouTube and how they fucked him, and how he was an innocent victim of misunderstanding when he got kicked off of Blip.tv. AGAIN
 
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I literally dont remember the last time DSP made anything resembling a joke, I'm not even being obtuse his 'jokes' are just observing shit and clapping mixed with really weird racism
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Phil does not have any running gags or go to jokes. There's no set up or pay off to anything. His observations aren't even clever or interesting, just surface level shit that anybody with a working pair of eyes would notice. Phil doesn't even rage anymore without yucking it up for the camera, taking away the one thing that Phil thought he had going for him: authenticity. At least Phil used to get genuinely angry at games and you could laugh at the tard rage/incompetence. He's now nothing more than a clown putting on a bad, lazy show. I don't get how anybody could find him entertaining.
 
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So DSP's camera and lighting make him look like shit but he literally lives in Seattle so why has he never put up a craigslist ad or something for a person with experience in film to come over and help him fix his setup and show him how to use a green screen and just paid him like, idk, $60? If he just did that or had even one conversation with a makeup artist on how to present himself he'd honestly have at least twice the fanbase
 
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