Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?

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Clay Claymore said:
“It has helped me come to terms with this terrible movie!”

Are you serious?! Dude, it’s...a...movie. He’s treating it like the movie killed his family or bombed an orphanage or something like that.
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It reminds me of this one fanboy I encountered who is completely completely unhinged. He kept repeating this some story that if his brother were born today, he would have badgered his parents to name him "Steve" or "Peter" like it actually. Meant. A. Damn. Thing. This guy also hates the Green Lantern titles because his boy, John Stewart, was not headlining either of them and really hates Hal Jordan. Same thing with The Flash because Barry Allen's back and Wally West got demoted to Titans. He pretty much hates anything that is not the DC Animated Universe and went on lengthy tirades against the DCEU. Including unsubstantiated conspiracy theories about WB canning Zach Snyder.

Unsurprisingly, he is a complete brand whore like Bob and offers nothing but praise for the MCU and Star Wars. I think BvS "broke" him the same way Amazing Spider-Man 2 "broke" Bob. Far be it from me to defend WB's screw-ups, most people can walk away from a bad film and let it go because it really doesn't effect their lives like the death of a loved one. People like Bob and the unnamed fanboy are so thoroughly unstable, they act like their "idealized" version of a fictional character is someone that actually exists in the real world.

Fuck. Is there any evidence that Bob may have full-blown psychosis?
 
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Dicaprio Delorean said:
Daily reminder that Bob looks like this
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No. Kids actually want to play with Mr. Potato Head and even when he was voiced by Don Rickles in the Toy Story movies, he was still likeable.
 
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Clay Claymore said:
“It has helped me come to terms with this terrible movie!”

Are you serious?! Dude, it’s...a...movie. He’s treating it like the movie killed his family or bombed an orphanage or something like that.
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Just a reminder that these people are constantly comparing major political figures to Star Wars and Harry Potter characters.

Media is all they have. They had no actual parenting in their lives growing up, instead they were babysat by Mr. Television all their childhood. Now that's all they have, it's their Bible.
 
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Jetpack Himmler said:
Fuck. Is there any evidence that Bob may have full-blown psychosis?
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He definitely has a paranoid conspiracy theorist tendency. Here he is saying GamerGate was an organized plot to stop Hillary from being elected. I think it's in his book where he also says he was in therapy for anger issues and had something akin to a mental breakdown when Yoshi's Island changed Mario's backstory. The latter of which happening while he was in high school mind you.
And that's not even getting into the whole first person shooters did 9/11 thing.
 
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From the folder of Bob's Terrible Ideas, bringing back Megan Fox and Shia LaBeouf.
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I love how he's never once considering that this movie may suck up until it's release.
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And now, overcompensating for his biases.
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Bob maybe being a Teen Titans GO! hater is one of the least shocking developments I've ever seen.
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Fine, okay, just whatever gets you off Twitter for a little while.
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"I say I just want everyone who disagrees with me to die, and suddenly I'm the bad guy!"
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Glenn Greenwald a-logging:
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Nothing gets by you, fat friendo.
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"Why can't people I don't like spend the rest of their lives in prison?" :sighduck:
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Sexy Times Hitler said:
Bob maybe being a Teen Titans GO! hater is one of the least shocking developments I've ever seen.
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Cue the presses saying how full of shit he is. Even in a animated standpoint. The trailer makes no effort in hiding its arrogant nature, and dumb humor. I'll guess this will bomb, Bob will bitch about it, and blame the fans of the old show.

Sexy Times Hitler said:
Nothing gets by you, fat friendo.
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General potshot, fatfuck. It targets anybody that does it. You're not weaseling your way out of facing the facts.
 
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Bob described Westerns as having a "limited scope of available plots." This is the genre that produced Roy Rogers, The Searchers, Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, The Wild Bunch, John Ford's Cavalry Trilogy, and The Good the Bad and the Ugly. That's without even getting to deconstructions like Unforgiven (and, arguably, High Noon) and comedies like Blazing Saddles. Film expert, everyone.

Also, his tossing off phrases like "operatic melodrama tradition" as if he has the faintest fucking idea what he's talking about makes me want to strangle him with my Eng Lit degree.
 
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Mola Ram said:
Bob described Westerns as having a "limited scope of available plots." This is the genre that produced Roy Rogers, The Searchers, Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, The Wild Bunch, John Ford's Cavalry Trilogy, and The Good the Bad and the Ugly. That's without even getting to deconstructions like Unforgiven (and, arguably, High Noon) and comedies like Blazing Saddles. Film expert, everyone.

Also, his tossing off phrases like "operatic melodrama tradition" as if he has the faintest fucking idea what he's talking about makes me want to strangle him with my Eng Lit degree.
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I think he was talking about musicals there, but yeah.
 
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Mola Ram said:
Also, his tossing off phrases like "operatic melodrama tradition" as if he has the faintest fucking idea what he's talking about makes me want to strangle him with my Eng Lit degree.
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Personally, I would use barbed wire for the job. I would not want to sully my English BA with Bob's foul stench.

...and I think I might be seeing things, but did Bob just say Black Panther copied some notes from Ant-Man? Gives me more of a reason to avoid spending money on the former.
 
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