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More evidence to my theory that if he, for whatever reason, can't obsess about Chris, he'll go after Null unstead.
Michael J "Mike" Hirtes / MHirtes / Aristocrat / Polterbob / Slep / Totem Sanic / Aspergercorn - Chris obsessed old man, A-Log 2.0, EXTENSIVE history of online fuckery in fur community
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I like that Hirtes thinks Null cares about him.
Really convincing us that he doesn't have an foxdick boner for him.
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He keeps spamming CWC threads on lulz.net like any there gives a shit.
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I really want a TJ Church and Michael J Hirtes cross over.
They are both in the same body, with TJ Church's stupid-mouthed face and bald head at the top and the body of a furfag as the torso. In comes the Ween Busting brigade with the "Spooky Skeleton" song and shoots one clones of Ashley Isaacs until the enemy goes. "I am not Tee J. Church. My real name is Michael. Jay. Hirt-ees!" and Church's stupid-mouthed face melts off to the real face of the furfag, which proceeds to sprout multiple sock hand puppets from his body.
They are both in the same body, with TJ Church's stupid-mouthed face and bald head at the top and the body of a furfag as the torso. In comes the Ween Busting brigade with the "Spooky Skeleton" song and shoots one clones of Ashley Isaacs until the enemy goes. "I am not Tee J. Church. My real name is Michael. Jay. Hirt-ees!" and Church's stupid-mouthed face melts off to the real face of the furfag, which proceeds to sprout multiple sock hand puppets from his body.
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This will never not be pathetic, Michael
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What an asshole. I think he has fully earned his spot as an cow that can't be A-logged.
Can anyone have actual self-esteem if it is exclusively tied to the constant harassment of an exceptional person on the internet?
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Don't be hasty. When it comes to lolcows, you shouldn't assume where the bottom of the barrel lies, because another lolcow might appear that is even lower.
Before we learned about Michael Hirtes, would any of us have ever guessed that there was a 50-something year old sperg who does nothing with his life but make Twitter sock accounts just for weening, and then getting owned by, Chris? The sad reality is that there may be someone even more pathetic that we haven't discovered yet.
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I think what makes me laugh the most at Hirtes is how much he has to rely on old Chris to prove to everyone about how horrible modern Chris is, even though both seem like completely different people at this point. One's a tardraging autist, while the other's a crossdressing weirdo who tries way too hard to be nice to people to the point it's fucking creepy.
Whenever I see someone say "This asshole deserves to be A-logged for being a dick to people", and they actually mean it, I just die inside. That's literally one of the reasons the original decided to attack Chris in the first place, he wanted to show the world how much of a dick he was compared to himself, and people hated him for that.
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Does this utter retard still do this every day? I just noticed this thread wasn't updated for a month. Has he been continuing to be completely ignored by Chris and even us for a whole month while still sperging every day?
Isn't he like 93 years old or something?
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I see your viewpoint, and maybe A-Log was the wrong word to use to describe my argument, allow me to re-phrase and expand:
I am not calling for Hirtes's death or any kind of harm to befall him, he lives the saddest life there is, and the most fitting punishment is for him to continue his amusingly futile A-Logging quest from his nursing home.
Anyone who obsessively stalks and harasses a mentally-impaired person and tries to poison their every attempt at positive human interaction is completely irredeemable in my opinion, you need to possess a dark and very empty soul to even get to this level of obsessive and irrational hatred of Chris while in your fucking 50's.
Hirtes isn't and will never be Saddam or Satan-tier, he's too incompetent and impotent to be that, but he is still a vile and morally-bankrupt person.
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Why not he should be A-Logged just because it amuses me to A-Log him?
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I think A-Logging should be defined as statements that make you look worse than the cow in question. For instance, while Chris occasionally calls for the death and suffering of others, it's occasional, and usually either people that have actually tried to hurt him/mock him in some way or figures that are already receiving similar hate from the populace.
Hirtes is impossible to A-Log because there's simply no way to catch up to the volume and intensity of his hatred and constant outpouring of bile towards someone that effectively doesn't know he's alive... and, in fact, when acknowledging him has reacted with pity. You could post about hoping Hirtes gets tortured to death, but you're still never going to catch up to the sheer amount of reeeeing Hirtes has done every day for years about all the ways in which Chris needs to suffer.
Also I kind of agree with @AnOminous that it's one thing to make a joking post about wanting him to die just because it amuses you, and the sincere burning hatred that's obviously deeply personal that Hirtes seems to feel.
Hirtes is impossible to A-Log because there's simply no way to catch up to the volume and intensity of his hatred and constant outpouring of bile towards someone that effectively doesn't know he's alive... and, in fact, when acknowledging him has reacted with pity. You could post about hoping Hirtes gets tortured to death, but you're still never going to catch up to the sheer amount of reeeeing Hirtes has done every day for years about all the ways in which Chris needs to suffer.
Also I kind of agree with @AnOminous that it's one thing to make a joking post about wanting him to die just because it amuses you, and the sincere burning hatred that's obviously deeply personal that Hirtes seems to feel.
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The two actually have a lot in common now that I think about it, I hope a salon moment happens on Hirtes's side lol.
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Apologies for the double post, but that is quite the ironic advice coming from an unemployed furry:
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imagine being this old and still resorting to screencaps from cartoons to make your point.
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Especially hilarious as Hirtes claims to be proud of his welfare leech status, considering it as pulling one over on "Uncle Sucker".
Chris is like the dude that takes a check from Uncle Sam and walks off without saying thanks, then Hirtes waddles up behind, takes his check, spits in Uncle Sam's face and laughs at him, then walks off saying "Wow Chris sure is an asshole for how he treats Uncle Sam!"
Chris is like the dude that takes a check from Uncle Sam and walks off without saying thanks, then Hirtes waddles up behind, takes his check, spits in Uncle Sam's face and laughs at him, then walks off saying "Wow Chris sure is an asshole for how he treats Uncle Sam!"
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Not just unemployed, but completely dependent on government assistance to even exist. He lives in the projects in Council Bluffs, he's on unemployment, food stamps, and I'd be willing to bet SSDI for some bullshit reason as well.
I wish there was a way to individually examine welfare cases, because Hirtes is 100% not worth the effort of supporting. He contributes nothing to society, and occupies an apartment that someone who actually has a legit need of it could have, and it seems the only thing he actually does is shitpost at Chris or rage at furry boards that banned him 20 years ago.
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And shoplifting from time to time. There's that as well