Containment What If?

Oh geez, I am so sorry.. so sorry.... I don't know what you have, or what made you stay at the respite home, but I surely did not mean to dehumanize or degrade people who had things that made them have to go to a group home. There is no shame in that. I just wonder what would happen to Chris, when he is made to socialize with people he always considerd himslef to be "better then". Im sorry if I in anyway offended.

Don't worry. I normally live with my dad but I stayed there for two weeks while he went off to Vietnam.

Anyway I still had to catch a bus and then a train to get into work. But I spent most of one Saturday morning waiting on the other guests to wake up before I could go out. Many of the other guests were mid functioning at best. I had to deal with people who were really loud and obnoxious, people who thought everything was a game. Someone actually said that I was funny. When I asked him how he just stared and said nothing. A carer did say he thought everything was funny. PM me for more info.
 
What if Chris was sent to a group home (just hypothetically ok?) And lets say it was a grouphome chockfull of nonverbal autistics, people with downs syndrome etc. There would be little to no "screen time" and mainly it would be arts and crafts, organized tv watching, bingo, and sports. Would Chris attempt to escape, or would he accept that he really is as slow or slower than the people around him?

Shit himself and do nothing
 
And bent stinger
Actually, only female bees sting(or at least only female honeybees do), and if Chris lost his stinger, he would die.

If Chris were a bee, he'd be one the male drones who's only job is to be a daddy, so chances are he'd get his god given daughter, but as soon as he's done, he'd be kicked out of the hive to die with the other drones.
 
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Actually, only female bees sting(or at least only female honeybees do), and if Chris lost his stinger, he would die.

If Chris were a bee, he'd be one the male drones who's only job is to be a daddy, so chances are he'd get his god given daughter, but as soon as he's done, he'd be kicked out of the hive to die with the other drones.

Indeed. The sting in bees, wasps, ants and hornets is actually a highly modified ovipositor, or egg laying organ, though most don't actually use it for laying eggs anymore (the few wasps that do still use their ovipositor for laying eggs are mostly parasitic; think of the Aliens franchise and you've got a pretty good idea).

Of course, if Chris was a bee or ant, he'd almost certainly be one of the unsuccessful drones that never gets to reproduce. Most likely he'd never fly off during mating season, staying in his colony and playing video games, and then dying shortly afterwards because males don't have a very long life span. That or he'd get incinerated by some autistic kid with a magnifying glass, because that seems to be how his life works.
 
What if Chris had a stripper at his 18th birthday party (or other birthday parties as a legal adult)?

He'd have cried and hid behind his parents. Teenage Chris didn't really think about sex and women, from what I can gather, so he would have been more embarrassed and scared than anything else. He might have stared at her, but he'd probably have been freaked out by how aggressive strippers can be. On later birthdays? Now he'd probably just creep her out.

What if Chris was loyal to Burger King (Bob's favorite) instead of McDonalds?

He'd buy stuff off of their value menu and talk about how he only goes to McDonalds for the street passes.
 
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What if Bob had kept Chris' major at PVCC as marketing?

He'd buy stuff off of their value menu and talk about how he only goes to McDonalds for the street passes.

Would Chris had become loyal to Burger King if the BK Kids Club had an autistic kid? They had a kid in a wheelchair
 
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What if when he wanted stuff to happen, it really did happen? (Him wishing for a boyfriend-free girl, winning that stupid Parappa contest, father living until 2015, etc. etc.)
 
I wonder what the autist's name would be? The kid in the wheelchair was called Wheelz. I'm betting they would make the kid an American Indian named "Keeps To Himself."

I'd say that they'd probably have made it into a girl and named her something like "Bethany" or "Stephanie" in order to make her more accessible. It just seems that whenever 80s or 90s TV shows did a "very special episode" where they had a person with an autistic or Down's, it was usually a girl.

What if when he wanted stuff to happen, it really did happen? (Him wishing for a boyfriend-free girl, winning that stupid Parappa contest, father living until 2015, etc. etc.)

I think that initially it wouldn't have been so bad. His high school years would probably have been idyllic, galpals all fawning over him and full of awards and honors. I don't think that he'd have made one of them a girlfriend because that's not how Chris thought back then. Past that? He'd have his heartsweet, that's for certain. It'd probably have all gone wrong with Sarah- Chris would have wished for her to leave her boyfriend for him. Wes would probably have gone after her, but would have been driven off by Chris. I don't think he'd have wished death on Wes, but he'd probably have been maimed. I think that Chris would have lost interest in Sarah and pick up another girl, only for Sarah to follow him around like a stalker. Chris would probably say something like "I wish you'd drop dead" and she would. Bob would help him bury the body in the backyard, under the doghouse. He'd insist that Chris stay at home, just to keep him safe.

Lonely and scared, Chris would turn to Sonichu hard-core and then the inevitable discovery would come about. However what would make things different is that Sonichu and company would actually exist and Chris would send them out to kill the bullies, only for more to keep popping up because Sonichu would become the newest creepypasta to hit the net. Everyone would want to see if they'd really die if they shooped a dick onto Rosechu. The news would report on how people are suddenly dropping like flies of a mysterious electric shock. Chris would remain anonymous because he'd wish to not be found. Bob would watch horrified as his son keeps murdering people left and right with his creatures. Barb would go catatonic, talking about how Chris is such a good boy, a sweet boy. One day she'd snap and make a sudden move that the Sonichu would interpret as hostile and they'd tear her to pieces in front of a horrified Chris and Bob. Eventually Bob would take Chris out for a picnic and tell Chris how they were going to move away to a more remote place. He'd ask Chris to describe how he wanted the place to be decorated while he'd load a shotgun behind his back. Shaking with emotion, Bob would fire the gun into Chris's head in the hopes that it would make the Sonichu disappear. As he watched his son's twitching body, Bob gets evicerated by the Sonichu- ensuring that despite Chris's death, the horror will never end.
 
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I think that initially it wouldn't have been so bad. His high school years would probably have been idyllic, galpals all fawning over him and full of awards and honors. I don't think that he'd have made one of them a girlfriend because that's not how Chris thought back then. Past that? He'd have his heartsweet, that's for certain. It'd probably have all gone wrong with Sarah- Chris would have wished for her to leave her boyfriend for him. Wes would probably have gone after her, but would have been driven off by Chris. I don't think he'd have wished death on Wes, but he'd probably have been maimed. I think that Chris would have lost interest in Sarah and pick up another girl, only for Sarah to follow him around like a stalker. Chris would probably say something like "I wish you'd drop dead" and she would. Bob would help him bury the body in the backyard, under the doghouse. He'd insist that Chris stay at home, just to keep him safe.

Lonely and scared, Chris would turn to Sonichu hard-core and then the inevitable discovery would come about. However what would make things different is that Sonichu and company would actually exist and Chris would send them out to kill the bullies, only for more to keep popping up because Sonichu would become the newest creepypasta to hit the net. Everyone would want to see if they'd really die if they shooped a dick onto Rosechu. The news would report on how people are suddenly dropping like flies of a mysterious electric shock. Chris would remain anonymous because he'd wish to not be found. Bob would watch horrified as his son keeps murdering people left and right with his creatures. Barb would go catatonic, talking about how Chris is such a good boy, a sweet boy. One day she'd snap and make a sudden move that the Sonichu would interpret as hostile and they'd tear her to pieces in front of a horrified Chris and Bob. Eventually Bob would take Chris out for a picnic and tell Chris how they were going to move away to a more remote place. He'd ask Chris to describe how he wanted the place to be decorated while he'd load a shotgun behind his back. Shaking with emotion, Bob would fire the gun into Chris's head in the hopes that it would make the Sonichu disappear. As he watched his son's twitching body, Bob gets evicerated by the Sonichu- ensuring that despite Chris's death, the horror will never end.

I'm selling that to Hollywood, that would be a damn fine film!
 
I think that initially it wouldn't have been so bad. His high school years would probably have been idyllic, galpals all fawning over him and full of awards and honors. I don't think that he'd have made one of them a girlfriend because that's not how Chris thought back then. Past that? He'd have his heartsweet, that's for certain. It'd probably have all gone wrong with Sarah- Chris would have wished for her to leave her boyfriend for him. Wes would probably have gone after her, but would have been driven off by Chris. I don't think he'd have wished death on Wes, but he'd probably have been maimed. I think that Chris would have lost interest in Sarah and pick up another girl, only for Sarah to follow him around like a stalker. Chris would probably say something like "I wish you'd drop dead" and she would. Bob would help him bury the body in the backyard, under the doghouse. He'd insist that Chris stay at home, just to keep him safe.

Lonely and scared, Chris would turn to Sonichu hard-core and then the inevitable discovery would come about. However what would make things different is that Sonichu and company would actually exist and Chris would send them out to kill the bullies, only for more to keep popping up because Sonichu would become the newest creepypasta to hit the net. Everyone would want to see if they'd really die if they shooped a dick onto Rosechu. The news would report on how people are suddenly dropping like flies of a mysterious electric shock. Chris would remain anonymous because he'd wish to not be found. Bob would watch horrified as his son keeps murdering people left and right with his creatures. Barb would go catatonic, talking about how Chris is such a good boy, a sweet boy. One day she'd snap and make a sudden move that the Sonichu would interpret as hostile and they'd tear her to pieces in front of a horrified Chris and Bob. Eventually Bob would take Chris out for a picnic and tell Chris how they were going to move away to a more remote place. He'd ask Chris to describe how he wanted the place to be decorated while he'd load a shotgun behind his back. Shaking with emotion, Bob would fire the gun into Chris's head in the hopes that it would make the Sonichu disappear. As he watched his son's twitching body, Bob gets evicerated by the Sonichu- ensuring that despite Chris's death, the horror will never end.
This is what the next Twilight Zone movie should be; a modern remake of It's a Good Life.
 
One of the more darkly amusing facets about Chris and his many Sonichu ventures is just how unnecessary he is to the whole thing. As in, supposing that somehow the stars aligned and the deals were made to make Sonichu a reality, legally speaking, no one would need Chris's input. At all. He wouldn't even cross anyone's minds at all.

So what would happen if Sonichu became a reality independent of Chris's input? Would he spend his time trying to get in on it, desperately trying to claim what he thinks is rightfully his? Sue for idea theft? Libeling it on social media and store displays? Or retreating into the headcanon that is his version of Sonichu?
 
Younger Chris would of made a youtube video calling out sega (or whoever) and demand a cut of the profits as well as demand that they use his story ideas.

The current Chris would very likely do the same thing, but using facebook instead of youtube.
 
What if Chris watched the short film, Harvie Krumpet ?

He'd boast about watching it on facebook, as he'd assume that it'd make everyone think that he was cultured and intelligent. Anyone who thought he was the village idiot would suddenly view him as more suave than ten English-accented professors in tweed jackets holding snifters of brandy. One of his high school galpals would suddenly decide that he's not a troglodyte and go out of her way to apologize. At least, that'd be his plan.

One of the more darkly amusing facets about Chris and his many Sonichu ventures is just how unnecessary he is to the whole thing. As in, supposing that somehow the stars aligned and the deals were made to make Sonichu a reality, no one would need Chris's input. At all. He wouldn't even cross anyone's minds at all.

So what would happen if Sonichu became a reality independent of Chris's input? Would he spend his time trying to get in on it, desperately trying to claim what he thinks is rightfully his? Sue for idea theft? Libeling it on social media and store displays? Or retreating into the headcanon that is his version of Sonichu?

He'd initially hover around them, hoping for them to shower him with love and adoration. Initially they would and he'd bask in the glow, but like all children they'd eventually want to become independent. They'd probably even say that they're tired of fighting his battles with his enemies because ultimately it's not like any of the villains actually made any huge impact on the world. The only person who seemed to ever really care about MLW or the Asperchu 4 was Chris, even in the comics. Eventually they'd move to another state and send him the prerequisite postcard.

Or it'd end up like The Real Sonichu.
 
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