Carl Benjamin / Sargon of Akkad / Akkad Daily / The Thinkery / @not_sargon / @WarPlanPurple - Leader of the "Liberalists" & Droning Pseudo-Intellectual Boomer anti-SJW Activist, Applebees Waiter, Mass Shooter Whiteknight

[White Devil's Advocate]

What's the interesting thing to ponder about all this, is that Carl's Jr. stated main goal is to somehow convince politicians, a class of people who are generally known to at best be corrupt lying thieves and at worst ruthless killers, that they should just totally stop all that cuz he's the reincarnation of an 8th century BC Akkadian Emperor who's gonna totally blow their minds with Lockean philosophy. How he imagines this is going to result in anything but them using, abusing, and ultimately throwing his fat butt in a woodchipper is astounding. But it will be fun to watch him try nevertheless.

 

[A Useless Fish]

I have to confess, all this waiting before the inevitable shit storm is beginning to get to me, too. How Carl will eventually snap, and what he might do when that happens honestly fascinates me.

Personally, I m hoping for an episode similar to that guy who did the Kony video a few years back. Anyone else remember that, and how the guy who made it eventually went completely fucking insane and ran around naked in a street, screaming his head off and masturbating?

That would be cool. That would be awesome.

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

I have to confess, all this waiting before the inevitable shit storm is beginning to get to me, too. How Carl will eventually snap, and what he might do when that happens honestly fascinates me.

Personally, I m hoping for an episode similar to that guy who did the Kony video a few years back. Anyone else remember that, and how the guy who made it eventually went completely fucking insane and ran around naked in a street, screaming his head off and masturbating?

That would be cool. That would be awesome.

I'm more fond of the idea of him pulling off a more successful Kraut & Tea, pulling together all the sceptics under his Discord regime and doxing anybody that talks back to them like Atheism is Unstoppable. A massive tard war would be so much better than just a mental breakdown.

 

[A Useless Fish]

I'm more fond of the idea of him pulling off a more successful Kraut & Tea, pulling together all the sceptics under his Discord regime and doxing anybody that talks back to them like Atheism is Unstoppable. A massive tard war would be so much better than just a mental breakdown.

That would also be amazing, even if it lacks the spectacular punch of Carl chimping out and throwing handfuls of shit at people from the roof of a local supermarket while screaming about bats with blue hair and problem glasses attacking him.

 

[Pikimon]

Disagree. Adopting an orphan is in my humble opinion a different matter from getting to raise a kid after marrying their mother who was Tyrone's sloppy seconds.

What would be the "alpha" thing to do in a situation where you marry a woman with children?

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

What would be the "alpha" thing to do in a situation where you marry a woman with children?

Obviously, it's to kill the offspring with a shovel and make a new one.

 

[Lysol]

What would be the "alpha" thing to do in a situation where you marry a woman with children?

Divorce. That or make her kid(s) some half-siblings.

Edit: Marvin beat me to it and did it better.

 

[Fougaro]

What would be the "alpha" thing to do in a situation where you marry a woman with children?

Not to marry her in the first place?

 

[Intelligent Calcium]

Obviously, it's to kill the offspring with a shovel and make a new one.

Only soyboys use tools. Strangle them with your naked hands like a proper Christian.

 

[Pikimon]

Not to marry her in the first place?

What if you like her a lot and don't mind kids

 

[Null]

What if you like her a lot and don't mind kids

you're a cuck married to a cow bird

 

[Dr. Cossack]

you're a cuck married to a cow bird

Hey now, that's not very liberalist of you. Carl is just playing a long game of 4D cuck chess - he knows if he cucks himself now; he won't be able to get cucked again later. Only an educated Master of The One True and Classical Liberalism could understand such an enlightened SJW-Right eviscerating move.

 

[Fougaro]

What if you like her a lot and don't mind kids

In that case you become a peak liberalist™ like Carl.

Hey now, that's not very liberalist of you. Carl is just playing a long game of 4D cuck chess - he knows if he cucks himself now; he won't be able to get cucked again later. Only an educated Master of The One True and Classical Liberalism could understand such an enlightened SJW-Right eviscerating move.

If you cuck your enemies they win.

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

Only soyboys use tools. Strangle them with your naked hands like a proper Christian.

Why do you think I gave one to Sargon?

 

[Null]

Courtesy of @MarvinTheParanoidAndroid.



This was a video of google hangouts which was effectively 100MiB of avatars flashing so I've extracted the audio. I have no idea what's in it but Marvin felt compelled to archive it.

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

Courtesy of @MarvinTheParanoidAndroid.



This was a video of google hangouts which was effectively 100MiB of avatars flashing so I've extracted the audio. I have no idea what's in it but Marvin felt compelled to archive it.

It's that video where Jim eviscerates Sargon, Louis Le Vau (Sargon cockrider) has been false-flagging every upload of it on Youtube, which is why I thought it would be best to archive it here. You may notice he has it on his own channel, but chances are good that's only so he could use it as evidence to get all the mirrors deleted before deleting his personal copy.

 

[Dr. Cossack]

It's that video where Jim eviscerates Sargon, Louis Le Vau

The best part is when they tell Jim that he's not educated enough to understand their Collectivist Individualist Liberalistism.

 

[Pikimon]

you're a cuck married to a cow bird

Does it apply if the genders are switched? Ergo man with children marries childless woman?

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

Does it apply if the genders are switched? Ergo man with children marries childless woman?

Then you're a horrible, horrible, feminazi who finally stopped resisting the natural order & got a man to support her so she can finally fulfill her sole purpose of making a sammich.

So you're a mangina if you get together with a woman who already has offspring, but you're a feminazi roastie raising a batch of uneducated criminals if you're a mother without a man.

 

[Null]

Does it apply if the genders are switched? Ergo man with children marries childless woman?

I can't say because I'm not a woman

It's that video where Jim eviscerates Sargon, Louis Le Vau (Sargon cockrider) has been false-flagging every upload of it on Youtube, which is why I thought it would be best to archive it here. You may notice he has it on his own channel, but chances are good that's only so he could use it as evidence to get all the mirrors deleted before deleting his personal copy.

Ah ok. Yeah that's hella suss. Dude's up to something.