Cultcow Russell Greer / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[Cilleystring]

New profile picture on facebook. Looking sharp Rus

What is on his nose and the door? Looks like shit

Also, I thought he shaved his beard?

 

[gREEEEEEEEEr]

So... he trimmed his beard. It's not gone; it's just lopsided now.

And, yeah, what did he do to his nose?

 

[CWCissey]

Is he dying his beard?

 

[SilverSteele]

Trust him to upload a picture with literal shit in it.

 

[The Un-Clit]

Does the bamboon have any idea how to operate a fucking beard trimmer? I thought he had trimmed clean from the mound of hair in his last update, but apparently he set his trimmer to max length and just ran it in the same direction up and down across his face and called it good. MAN, is he too skeeved out by his own appearance to check in a mirror and see that his 'hobo' look has only been replaced by a 'im a fucking idiot' look?

ALL ANGLES ALL DIRECTIONS UNTIL ALL HAIRS ARE A UNIFORM LENGTH, THEN REMOVE THE GUIDE, SHAVE OFF THE CHEEKFUZZ AND NECKFUZZ TO THE SKIN, THEN SHOWER FUCKNUTS!

 

[Viridian]

Is he dying his beard?

He might be, but I've known other guys who had their facial hair come in reddish even if the hair on top was brown or blonde. Not sure what causes that.

 

[CWCissey]

He might be, but I've known other guys who had their facial hair come in reddish even if the hair on top was brown or blonde. Not sure what causes that.

No I get that myself, I'm just asking if Russ dyed his beard as the spot on his nose appears to be the same colour as his beard, so it made me wonder if it was dye rather than shit.

 

[Zombiefaceddwarf]

He might be, but I've known other guys who had their facial hair come in reddish even if the hair on top was brown or blonde. Not sure what causes that.

I believe it's called the Fucktard Gene.

 

[gREEEEEEEEEr]

No I get that myself, I'm just asking if Russ dyed his beard as the spot on his nose appears to be the same colour as his beard, so it made me wonder if it was dye rather than shit.

Dying it would've required time, effort, and money. From the looks of that hack job, he wasted zero of those things on it.

 

[CWCissey]

I believe it's called the Fucktard Gene.

No it's a common thing. It's basically an indicator that you're a carrier for the ginger gene.

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

I love a bearded man, but it just looks like Russhole is growing pubes from the face.

 

[SwattedKat]

I'm also glad the cat fishing ended. Kiwi Farms shouldn't be the catalyst for Russell tard cum, he creates plenty of his own misfortune without our intervention.

 

[Andrew Neiman]

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So... he trimmed his beard. It's not gone; it's just lopsided now.

And, yeah, what did he do to his nose?

Credit where credit is due— that is an improvement on how his beard typically looks.

I've said it before, but I'm confident Mrs. Greer was one of those helicopter moms that always flipped her shit whenever he special ickle Russikins wasn't included by the other kids. The kind of parent that caused us to always give kids a trophy, even though their team lost every game. The kind of parent who raised Holy Hell any time her precious drool monster was teased or excluded and forced the school to make the other kids be nice to him and let him play with them. That's why Shit Lips thinks he's owed everything. Now that he's fucking up his life, that's why his family has been pushing him to drop this shit. They realized they coddled him too much and never taught him how to cope with the real world.

Spoiler

 

[HusselFeer]

I'm merely speaking from past dealings with extreme narcissists with "special needs" like Dildo Saggins. They all grew up with over-protective parents (usually the mother) who coddled them too much and insisted their pwecious widdle baby be treated like royalty and insisted that the other kids be forced to play with them. As they grew up their parents never toned down or tried to teach their kids how to cope in the real world, so they became entitled, selfish, and had a bloated unwarranted sense of self-importance. Add that kind of upbringing with Shit Lips' obvious mental illness and you get the slack-lipped creep we have today. I could be wrong, but my gut tells me this is close to what happened.

I think he was destined to be shitlips no matter what, but what do I know?

 

[Rotornabe]

I've said it before, but I'm confident Mrs. Greer was one of those helicopter moms that always flipped her shit whenever he special ickle Russikins wasn't included by the other kids. The kind of parent that caused us to always give kids a trophy, even though their team lost every game...

I don't know if it was his mother or who, but I entirely agree that that part of his outloook is a product of the 'everybody gets a trophy mentality'. Just look at his attempts to get famous: Does he take the time-tested approach of working his ass off every single day at a lucrative skill so he can say "I'm better than these losers and I'm going take whats mine" like Henry Rollins, Michael Jackson (technically Joe on Michael's behalf), Muhammad Ali, Mike Tyson, Cristiano Renaldo, Tom Brady, Michael Jordan, etc., etc.? --No, he just writes and records mediocre songs and wants to piggyback to fame because he made the effort to write a song and paid the money to have it recorded.

He has such a weird, entitled plan, it's like if he went over to a court and put lots of effort into filming himself playing basketball, then complained that he didn't get any ESPN air time or tryout offers, and assumed its not because he never bothered to get awesome at basketball first, but rather because of his disability. The greats want to show off their skills and work, Russ instead seems to want to public platform for his mediocrity.

People brought up Stevie Wonder, he was not allowed out on his own since he was blind, so he stayed home and played music all day becoming great in the process. Since Russel can see, he posts on facebook instead of devoting himself to his dream, then blames his disability for his problems.

 

[Brownies_1234]

Taylor Swift not agreeing to fuck you or knowing that you exist, as bad as being sexually harassed by Harvey Weinstein.

Taylor Swift not being to fuck you or knowing that you exist, as bad as being sexually harassed by Harvey Weinstein.

Taylor Swift not being to fuck you or knowing that you exist, as bad as being sexually harassed by Harvey Weinstein.

 

[Viridian]

Taylor Swift not being to fuck you or knowing that you exist, as bad as being sexually harassed by Harvey Weinstein.

Such an entitled little shit! "I was unsuccessful in coercing you into sleeping with me by my filing a frivolous and ridiculous lawsuit, so I'm going to claim you sexually harassed me now just as bad as a fat fuck who forced women to sleep with them if they wanted any acting jobs."

I look forward to when he ends up either homeless or crawling to Mom and Dad and begging them to take his worthless unemployed ass back in because he's destroyed his life. He deserves everything he gets.

 

[uglytroll4u]

Get ready Kiwis! Grab your popcorn and let us wait for the next Russ press fiasco (and by fiasco, I mean being completely ignored).

I can't wait for it to start all over again. It's my favorite circlejerk evah.

 

[Barbarella]

He has a long beard hair curling over his bottom lip. Is he numb with his paralysis? Really, how can the ladies resist those sweet, sweet spittle-covered hair kisses?

Time Magazine “fought him tooth and nail?” They didn’t fight, not with teeth, not with nails, not with brain cells; their only weapon was a garbage can and the ability to forget about him instantly.

 

[The Great Citracett]

Nothing more was ever said about him being in contact with the guy at TIME that wrote that story, was there?

Also:

Live your life, love your life, or make like Russ and just straight-up ruin your life.

#happy