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And here I thought I was the only person with a framed picture of Richard Nixon on his desk.
Thanks for making me feel less alone, Tommy.
Thanks for making me feel less alone, Tommy.
Tommy Wiseau for president 2020
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I read on IMDB that he is from Poland and his real name is Piotr Wieczorkiewicz.
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1382072/bio?ref_=nm_ov_bio_sm
Honestly though, I wouldn't have known without reading. His accent is baffling to me. It's like he's trying to sound as ambiguous as possible. I'm guessing he's really some strange visitor from a distant cosmos who does not understand our strange earthly ways.
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Omg he's only 5' 8"
He's a manlet
He's a manlet
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Mark: How was work today?
Johnny: Oh, pretty good. We got a new client to buy some of our nuclear weapons and the government will make a lot of money.
Mark: What client?
Johnny: I cannot tell you; it's confidential.
Mark: Aw, come on. Why not?
Johnny: No, I can't. Anyway, how is your sex life?
Johnny: Oh, pretty good. We got a new client to buy some of our nuclear weapons and the government will make a lot of money.
Mark: What client?
Johnny: I cannot tell you; it's confidential.
Mark: Aw, come on. Why not?
Johnny: No, I can't. Anyway, how is your sex life?
Hiragana
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Wiseau probably isn't qualified due to being Polish/French/Dracula, but by Jove if this charming weirdo isn't the American dream personified.
Him running for any office would be the best thing to happen to American since the fall of the Soviet Union.
Him running for any office would be the best thing to happen to American since the fall of the Soviet Union.
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I say we amend the Constitution for this instance specifically. It must be done!Wiseau probably isn't qualified due to being Polish/French/Dracula, but by Jove if this charming weirdo isn't the American dream personified.
Him running for any office would be the best thing to happen to American since the fall of the Soviet Union.
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It's actually Tomasz. He intended his initials to be the same under his alias. I don't know who put "Piotr" there, that's Peter.
Honestly I've known this for years but no one listened, 1. "W" is a letter not used natively in many languages, and he sure as hell isn't German 2. He sounds a lot like people born around his era I know when speaking English (my dad has pretty similar inflections when he attempts to say anything in broken English).
The reason no one could tell his accent is because nobody knows what a Polish accent sounds like. Ask a friend to imitate a German or a Russian accent and he'll be able to put on a funny voice, ask to do the same with a Polish one and who the hell would even know how to imitate it? I find it baffling honestly because the Polish aren't exactly an obscure immigrant group in the US, but then again people forgot why the Polish are supposed to be stupid.
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Meet his VP, Vigo Von Homburg Deutschendorf.
Also known as Scourge of Carpathia, Sorrow of Moldavia, Vigo the Carpathian, Vigo the Cruel, Vigo the Torturer, Vigo the Despised, Vigo the Unholy, and Vigo the Butch.
When their accents cross, the results will be out of this world!
Varg Did Nothing Wrong
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"How's your sex life?" sounds like a conservative position
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Tommy does love America and freedom and not amending the Constitution to allow him to become the next American President would only mean you hate freedom.
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Guts Gets Some
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A nation already has Big bird in power, Brit's have Theresa May. She's bird brain lol
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