Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?

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Adamska said:
Am I wrong for thinking there's little to no fucking hype for Black Panther? I haven't been getting much of it trailer or ad wise, and I think it's actually hiding more than Ghostbusters did. At least on the online front I should mention this; I've gotten less response from it than I did that fucking Maze Runner movie.

I think the only people who are hyped are ignorant folks like Bob, who wouldn't know a Black Bolt from a Black Manta or a Casablanca from a Caddyshack.
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Most people pushing for this movie are in for a shock.
Wakandans are giant racist and tribal assholes who despise anyone not being Wakandans.
 
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If Bob were a superhero, I'd picture him as acting something like Cartman as "The Coon", only instead of destroying synagogues, WholeFoods markets, and killing Justin Bieber, he'd instead be destroying churches, farmer's markets, and country music concerts.
 
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Anonimo said:
If Bob were a superhero, I'd picture him as acting something like Cartman as "The Coon", only instead of destroying synagogues, WholeFoods markets, and killing Justin Bieber, he'd instead be destroying churches, farmer's markets, and country music concerts.
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I'd thought Bob as a superhero would be more like Nazi captain american due to his views. Hail Hillary certainly replaces hail Hydra quite well
 
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RockVolnutt said:
Can you blame them? They're right next to Niganda. You're trying to build your ray-guns and then some Nig..andan shows up trying to invade. Such a pain.
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Nigandans be crazy, yo.
Wakandans are giant hypocrites, so I hope they’ll at least bring that up in the movie.
 
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New video:
Honorable Mention (AKA: These may suck but I want an out if they do.) :
Bumblebee
Alita: Battle Angel (lol what.)
Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom
Ready Player One
10. Oceans' 8 (Muh wimmins)
9. The Incredibles 2
8. Padmaavat (Muh street shitters)
7. A Wrinkle in Time (Muh wimmins again, also with strawmanning.)
6. Avengers: Infinity War
5. Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (Spider-Man spergery ahoy)
4. Crazy Rich Asians (lol what)
3. Halloween
2. The Predator
1. Black Panther (MUH DINDUS)
Also, more bitching in the intro.

Well, I got Venom to look forward to this year.
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Yet you still sleep on a foam mattress in your aunt's uninsulated basement.
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"He disagrees with me, what a loser guys!"
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Getting six nominations doesn't make it the outcast, Bob.
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Sexy Times Hitler said:
"He disagrees with me, what a loser guys!"
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Both sides about this film really should stop trying to 1-up each other. Bob's doing no favors to those that like it, or the ones that try to justify the hate. Seriously guys, move on in both sides.

Sexy Times Hitler said:
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Honorable Mention (AKA: These may suck but I want an out if they do.) :
Bumblebee
Alita: Battle Angel (lol what.)
Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom
Ready Player One
10. Oceans' 8 (Muh wimmins)
9. The Incredibles 2
8. Padmaavat (Muh street shitters)
7. A Wrinkle in Time (Muh wimmins again, also with strawmanning.)
6. Avengers: Infinity War
5. Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (Spider-Man spergery ahoy)
4. Crazy Rich Asians (lol what)
3. Halloween
2. The Predator
1. Black Panther (MUH DINDUS)
Also, more bitching in the intro.
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You're the least surprising human being on the planet, bob. And this lists shows your whoring at its fullest. Nobody will give a shit if you fuck up as bad as advocating for genocide.
 
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Mola Ram said:
How is Darkest Hour a "WTF" nominee when one of the others is Dunkirk?
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You reminded me of these posts.
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Moviebob-approved:
The Post: Two nominations
GotG Vol. 2: One nomination
Wonder Woman: Jack and Shit

Not Moviebob-approved:
Blade Runner 2049: Five nominations
Darkest Hour: Six nominations
Three Billboards: Six nominations
Dunkirk: Eight nominations
Logan: First comic book movie to be nominated for Best Screenplay.

:story: Nice going, Blobstradamus.
 
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That's our Blob!

This is a little :late:, but I have been thinking about that panel were Bob kept insisting that DC keeps rebooting its continuity. Is it me or is Bob unable to distinguish a reboot from a retcon? It's standard procedure within the industry and Mahval is just as guilty as DC for doing it, more egregiously so in recent years to make the Marvel Universe resemble the MCU with the introduction of Nick Fury Jr. and Quicksilver and Scarlet Witch no longer being Magneto's children. (Kind of makes me wonder if Marvel will backtrack on the latter.)
 
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His hate-boner for DC is so strong that he rather put a Bayformers spin-off movie on his (as an Honorable Mention) and not Aquaman. I guess that hatred overrides his progressive views since Arthur Curry is a POC in this universe.
 
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The Nothingness said:
His hate-boner for DC is so strong that he rather put a Bayformers spin-off movie on his (as an Honorable Mention) and not Aquaman. I guess that hatred overrides his progressive views since Arthur Curry is a POC in this universe.
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But Momoa is a dudebro with a bangin' POC wife. Bob is as defined by envy and bitterness as he is smugness.
 
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Jetpack Himmler said:
That's our Blob!

This is a little :late:, but I have been thinking about that panel were Bob kept insisting that DC keeps rebooting its continuity. Is it me or is Bob unable to distinguish a reboot from a retcon? It's standard procedure within the industry and Mahval is just as guilty as DC for doing it, more egregiously so in recent years to make the Marvel Universe resemble the MCU with the introduction of Nick Fury Jr. and Quicksilver and Scarlet Witch no longer being Magneto's children. (Kind of makes me wonder if Marvel will backtrack on the latter.)
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:offtopic: Eh, I'm more likely to blame those words getting abused by people in general that you need to clarify for everyone to be on the same page. A complete restart (reboot) vs tweaking established material (retcon). Retcons are common in any serialized story though you shouldn't make long chains of them in a short period unless you're a hack. :offtopic:
 
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