Orbiter Slingblade and Phil crossover thread. - It's containment for our own amusement.

[Tragi-Chan]

Considering how weirdly obsessed with image these people are (for people who try to be homeless, cover themselves in shitty tattoos, and adopt the most contrarian positions on any issue solely for oppression points) I suspect they'll both try to spin it in such a way it makes both of them look good. "We decided to take a break from each other to find ourselves," or some crap. Maybe Toren is leaving "to pursue a degree," or "to protect Phil from Kiwis!" Neither wants to alienate other SJWs, and Phil is dumb enough to go along if Toren can spin a halfway convincing story.

That would be the sensible thing to do, but Toren is not a sensible person, and he is not a pleasant person. He loves drama and he loves manipulation. He burns bridges everywhere he goes, hence his tendency to suddenly find himself homeless. I could see him spinning a story about Phil being this awful abuser even if it didn't benefit him in any way.

Phil would probably quietly go along with it, because Toren has plenty of dirt on him. Probably nothing we didn't already know about (he's not Latinx, he's not trans, he has twice as many balls as Hitler), but enough to get Phil mewling in terror lest Auntie Greta find out.

 

[Hellfire]

 

[The Dude]

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Maybe if you and your "platonic queer girlfriend" would stop wasting your tardbux on tattoos, mall ninja crap, copious amounts of booze, bondage gear that never gets used, bicycle gear that never gets used, weeaboo shit, etc., then you'd have money for things like rent, food, and other actual essentials.

 

[Mogambo]

Maybe if you and your "platonic queer girlfriend" would stop wasting your tardbux on tattoos, mall ninja crap, copious amounts of booze, bondage gear that never gets used, bicycle gear that never gets used, weeaboo shit, etc., then you'd have money for things like rent, food, and other actual essentials.

Yeah but you can't impress random fifteen year olds with something like an apartment and three square meals a day! Much better to blow it on that kewl ninja katana you found at a mall kiosk!

 

[Hellfire]

 

[Guy Smiley]

I don't know about you guys, but I ALWAYS leave raw vegetables just spread out on the shelves of my fridge.

I also use my fridge to store spoons and chopsticks.

I'd accuse Toren of cleaning out the fridge and spreading a few random items around to make them look more desperate, but I don't think anyone seriously believes that Toren would clean.

 

[Tonebender]

Idk with all of those veggies and salad dressings, it looks like you’ve got a couple meals right there.

 

[drtoboggan]

I guess his hatred for cis men stops when they give him money.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

All I could think is "I wonder where Toren borrowed those vegetables from." No way he actually eats them.

 

[MasterDisaster]

Maybe they'd have more money for food if they didn't buy name brand products and strictly organic vegetables.

Oh, and got jobs.



Also I see it, hidden behind the salad dressing. A bag of shredded cheese. Panda Express. Papa Johns dipping sauce. If you're gonna e-beg you probably shouldn't show how much you eat out.

 

[wagglyplacebo]

I'm the single ranch packet next to the carrots lined in a perfect row.

 

[AJ 447]

I'm the single ranch packet next to the carrots lined in a perfect row.

I think that's actually a mayonnaise packet.

 

[AnOminous]

Maybe he should have bought one less handle of vodka and bought some rice and beans.

That fat cocksucker could stand to lose some weight anyway.

 

[DatBepisTho]

That fancy salad dressing in the triangular-shaped bottle is like four-five bucks plus tax right there. Five bucks buys a shit ton of dried peas and or beans, Toren is doing povery all wrong.
Storing mushrooms like that though.

-But also not shown are the contents of the freezer.


Edit: An0minous beat me to the rice+beans comment.

 

[Lesbian Sleepover]

Is uh..is that a uh... ahem.. is that a mini-fridge?

 

[AnOminous]

That fancy salad dressing in the triangular-shaped bottle is like four-five bucks plus tax right there. F

I think it's something called Girard's. It's about $4.50.

 

[DatBepisTho]

I think it's something called Girard's. It's about $4.50.

That's what I was thinking it was called. Thanks!

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

Are the sad, withering veggies Phil's? Not that he'd eat them, but he is claiming to be vegan at the moment.

 

[Goddessoftheshire]

Raw vegetables the only food Phil won't devour. Shocking!

 

[Sparklepants]

A video was posted to Instagram ~proving~ that the veggies are consumed by idly gnawing on a carrot? k then