Orbiter Slingblade and Phil crossover thread. - It's containment for our own amusement.

Either way, Phil is going to have less money for tard toys and shitty tattoos and cheese.
Like lack of money ever stopped Phil from buying stupid shit.
I wondered if it was the opposite. Phil tends to wheel out the power fantasies when his overwhelming sense of impotence and inadequacy is getting to him. Slingblade seems like a pretty difficult person to live with, particularly if you're a cowardly tard like Phil. With Toren out of the picture, Phil might be feeling a little more serene.
Maybe? Could be there's more trouble brewing that we don't know about and it's so bad that Phil just can't retreat to his happy place.
 
If ADF wasn't so invested in this stupid identity and online bs, he could happily sperg over Katamari to his hearts content and be in a much better place in his life. (Anything seems better than Toren and enablers)

Also, I'm surprised Toren wasn't being lazy and possibly had himself on a waiting list.
 
With Toren out I'm sure we'll see a status about a need of money soon.

Wouldn't be surprised if he mentions:
1) having less money because Toren is gone so he needs monitary solidarity
2) 5 years of houseless that he can't go back to or he'll die
 
With Toren out I'm sure we'll see a status about a need of money soon.

Wouldn't be surprised if he mentions:
1) having less money because Toren is gone so he needs monitary solidarity
2) 5 years of houseless that he can't go back to or he'll die

If I were one of the people who has been donating to Phil, only to see that money go to shitty tattoos and mall ninja garbage, I think I would tell Phil that it looks like he'll be dying then, because I'd be done giving him anymore coin to waste. Better find a job then, pig boy.
 
If I were one of the people who has been donating to Phil, only to see that money go to shitty tattoos and mall ninja garbage, I think I would tell Phil that it looks like he'll be dying then, because I'd be done giving him anymore coin to waste. Better find a job then, pig boy.
Ah, but since when has common sense been a driving force when it comes to Phil's asspatters?
 
Slingblade is still begging for rent. http://archive.is/dwMrt

"Thank you to those who have donated. I'm still about $163 short for rent this month if you can help. I have a PayPal too (which continues to deadname me) if that's easier. DM me if you can donate that way #TransCrowdFund #DisabilityCrowdFund"
PayPal continues to deadname him? Is he accusing a form he filled out himself of being transphobic? Does he think a website is planning to literally rape and murder him because it hasn't automatically changed to reflect this week's identity?
 
When you change identities more often than you change your underwear, it's kinda hard for others to keep up. Not to mention that PayPal and services like it tend to make you keep using the name you signed up under to counter deadbeats and problem makers changing identities so they can avoid paying debts and fees.
 
When you change identities more often than you change your underwear, it's kinda hard for others to keep up. Not to mention that PayPal and services like it tend to make you keep using the name you signed up under to counter deadbeats and problem makers changing identities so they can avoid paying debts and fees.
Which is funny, because Toren is also exactly the sort of person who'd do something like that.

The guy somehow manages to meet the worst expectations of everyone. Women worried about men in their restrooms? "Fucked a dude in the restrooms y'all!" Paypal deadnaming transwomen? "Guess how many obligations I've skipped out on!" People saying the unemployed are deadbeats? "I drank just so much vodka today, how's about some more money?"
 
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