Orbiter Slingblade and Phil crossover thread. - It's containment for our own amusement.

[Hyperion]

Wtf is a "kee-wee-farms" and why does it sound like a terrible daycare

 

[Deadpool]

Wtf is a "kee-wee-farms" and why does it sound like a terrible daycare

A bit off topic, but my friend uses a daycare place called kiwi's clubhouse. I like to believe it's owned by Null and he's using it to train the next generation of trolls and shitposters.

 

[Smutley]

Slingblade may be trying to imply this latest "single" thing was part of his 'years' of "misinformation." He was accusing some account he was bickering with for half an hour of being "kee-wee farms."

The "strawtroll" in question was a woman who legitamegly asked why it is okay to ask "what is your pronouns" but not "what is your gender" since they both receive the same answer. "If you're a woman and say you're a woman why is it not okay to ask if you are a woman but it is to ask how to address you?"

Slingblade had a caniption because his "phd in gender theory" he keeps claiming to have didn't give him the ability to respond to that question in any rational way and eventually he and a couple other troons blocked the woman and claimed victory.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

How? And dear God, why am I not doing this? Here I am spending my own income on beer like some sort of normie when I could be getting it for free!

The people who are doing the funding call themselves things like "Hung Daddy," so you'd have to put up with the sort of person who thinks that's a classy thing to call himself. And in the end, well, you've seen the shit Toren drinks. No one needs drain cleaner that badly.

Wtf is a "kee-wee-farms" and why does it sound like a terrible daycare

I think the idea is that it's supposed to prevent us from seeing that Toren's talking about us, in that we can't search "kiwifarms." Meanwhile, every post he makes winds up here anyway, regardless of who it's talking about.

Either that or he thinks it's like the Devil and we can hear you if you mention our name.

I find it kind of funny, as if we're going to wreak some sort of terrible vengeance. The damage he does to his own reputation on a daily basis is far worse than anything we have planned.

 

[kcbbq]

The people who are doing the funding call themselves things like "Hung Daddy," so you'd have to put up with the sort of person who thinks that's a classy thing to call himself. And in the end, well, you've seen the shit Toren drinks. No one needs drain cleaner that badly.


I think the idea is that it's supposed to prevent us from seeing that Toren's talking about us, in that we can't search "kiwifarms." Meanwhile, every post he makes winds up here anyway, regardless of who it's talking about.

Either that or he thinks it's like the Devil and we can hear you if you mention our name.

I find it kind of funny, as if we're going to wreak some sort of terrible vengeance. The damage he does to his own reputation on a daily basis is far worse than anything we have planned.

Type the name three times and the forum software automatically makes a thread about you.

 

[Guy Smiley]

Is it me, or has Phil been kind of quiet the past few days? It kind of makes me think the whole breakup WAS Toren trying to mess with us, because I don't for a second believe that Phil could go through a breakup without sperging about it on Facebook and spinning it into a request for donations.

Thoughts?

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

Is it me, or has Phil been kind of quiet the past few days? It kind of makes me think the whole breakup WAS Toren trying to mess with us, because I don't for a second believe that Phil could go through a breakup without sperging about it on Facebook and spinning it into a request for donations.

Thoughts?

I was thinking the same thing, actually, but I assumed Phil's inactivity meant he just crashed into slumber due to stress.

 

[Zim]

I was thinking the same thing, actually, but I assumed Phil's inactivity meant he just crashed into slumber due to stress.

It could be a bit of column A and a bit of column B. I'm also sort of leaning towards some sort of 'tard . As @Guy Smiley said, there's been no fallout, inept drama, or ebegging going on. The only thing to do is to just wait and observe as we normally do. Phil forgets we are patient and know he can't keep secrets. We'll find out. We always do.

 

[Coldgrip]

I find it kind of funny, as if we're going to wreak some sort of terrible vengeance. The damage he does to his own reputation on a daily basis is far worse than anything we have planned.

And the damage he does to his own liver.

 

[Positron]

 

[Flame the Sunbird]

Crosspost from Toren thread. Looks like he moved out of Phil's shithole into a brand new shithole!

 

[Ginger Piglet]

He came to live in that shithole because he's a lazy grifting cunt.

 

[4Macie]

Crosspost from Toren thread. Looks like he moved out of Phil's shithole into a brand new shithole!

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I feel like he wouldn't leave Phil willingly. That was easy living. I don't think Phil has it in him to kick him out either.

So what happened?

 

[Graffiti canvas]

Alas, confirmation that Phil is now alone and probably on borrowed time in his apartment with no source of income other than his tard bux and sympathy leaching.

 

[Flame the Sunbird]

I feel like he wouldn't leave Phil willingly. That was easy living. I don't think Phil has it in him to kick him out either.

So what happened?

I think someone mentioned that the landlord at Phil's place was cracking down on Phil having a roommate. It's subsidized housing so I don't think Phil can do a sublet and Toren is probably too unstable to get on the lease officially.

 

[Coldgrip]

Crosspost from Toren thread. Looks like he moved out of Phil's shithole into a brand new shithole!

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I think someone mentioned that the landlord at Phil's place was cracking down on Phil having a roommate. It's subsidized housing so I don't think Phil can do a sublet and Toren is probably too unstable to get on the lease officially.

This could explain why our little spud has been quite lately. Landlord drama coupled with the drama Jonathan likes to fling around has likely given him an autistic overload and he's busy squeaking and bouncing somewhere.

If it's landlord drama then could that of gotten Housing's attention?

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

Didn't Phil say that he did, or was trying to, get Toren put on the rental agreement, around about the time he moved in? Something something protecting vulnerable trans women? Was that bullshit for sympathy, or did he actually try it, and make his landlord aware he was subletting like a total idiot?

 

[AnOminous]

Either way, Phil is going to have less money for tard toys and shitty tattoos and cheese.

 

[MG 620]

Crosspost from Toren thread. Looks like he moved out of Phil's shithole into a brand new shithole!

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He's in a rat trap. We got a live one!

 

[Tragi-Chan]

This could explain why our little spud has been quite lately. Landlord drama coupled with the drama Jonathan likes to fling around has likely given him an autistic overload and he's busy squeaking and bouncing somewhere.

I wondered if it was the opposite. Phil tends to wheel out the power fantasies when his overwhelming sense of impotence and inadequacy is getting to him. Slingblade seems like a pretty difficult person to live with, particularly if you're a cowardly tard like Phil. With Toren out of the picture, Phil might be feeling a little more serene.