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They should try going outside.
Personal Lolcows: Tumblr Edition - A website like Tumblr tends to breed exceptional individuals
- Thread starter Melkor
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They should try going outside.
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Years ago, and for several years, I followed this trans (I think?) man named Rowan. In the early years of me following him, he had a girlfriend named Abby. They were always going through something, Rowan was poor, "too disabled to work", needed money for insulin (which is really expensive I'll give him that), and complained about how he never had food because of his parents taking his money for rent.
At one point, he and Abby were going to commit a lover's suicide, he told everyone to unfollow, and had a countdown and everything. I never unfollowed because I wanted to see if anything would happen. He never committed suicide, and I zoned him out for a while. I'm not sure if he took a hiatus or what, but after that Abby was never mentioned. I think they probably broke up, because I never saw anything mentioning her death. (I searched the blog)
Years later, he had a boyfriend, a ton of roaches, and was complaining about not having money for food and insulin, how he is disabled and lives with his boyfriend and his mom steals his money. 90% of his posts were ebegging for donations. I unfollowed him eventually because it was so depressing.
At one point, he and Abby were going to commit a lover's suicide, he told everyone to unfollow, and had a countdown and everything. I never unfollowed because I wanted to see if anything would happen. He never committed suicide, and I zoned him out for a while. I'm not sure if he took a hiatus or what, but after that Abby was never mentioned. I think they probably broke up, because I never saw anything mentioning her death. (I searched the blog)
Years later, he had a boyfriend, a ton of roaches, and was complaining about not having money for food and insulin, how he is disabled and lives with his boyfriend and his mom steals his money. 90% of his posts were ebegging for donations. I unfollowed him eventually because it was so depressing.
Not the same person, but this girl is Hitler kin and claims she is a trans jewish girl as karma for her sins as Hitler apparently.
Plz don’t talk about:
- Eva Braun. I litearlly didn’t want to be with her, but society was so homophobic that i couldn’t even be with my bf Hermann. （；へ：）
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poputei
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Looks like she's changed her tune since then, but...
https://archive.fo/YLV1W
"Don't worry guys I'm not ACTUALLY H*tler! Just a demon!"
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he's p dedicated i'll give him that, but then again Tumblr's p easy to troll. Just look at what 4chan does
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I used to know a guy who -
- Was an Egoraptor & Charlie Day otherkin
- Claimed to be triggered by easy mode jokes
- Would threaten suicide everyday, sometimes over things like not getting enough notes on his posts.
- Wasn't allowed to have a job because his dad thought he was too crazy to keep one.
- Claimed to be poor but would still rake up his dad's credit cards. Once bought 4 PS4s in one day because the one before the next would break.
All this came to a head when he became obsessed with Danny Avidan. He was completely smitten by him, and it became the only thing he'd ever talk about. When the Game Grumps were hosting a stream on twitch, he'd spam the chat with "Danny could you please say 'I love you, [His Name] Sexbang <3'" comments. He'd also threaten suicide if someone didn't think they were soulmates. He started to consider converting to Judaism in order to "feel closer" to Danny, but after people told him how long the process would take he changed his mind because "the bus ride to the synagogue was too long."
One of my friends added him to our skype chat, believeing he'd change if he was around normal, critical people. But he was just awkward as fuck, it was so hard to keep a conversation going with him. He got called out for dating a 15 year old while he was in his 20s and immediately ran off tumblr. Now he shitposts about Devilman all day on twitter, he's still obsessed with Danny but at least he's not his only interest anymore.
- Was an Egoraptor & Charlie Day otherkin
- Claimed to be triggered by easy mode jokes
- Would threaten suicide everyday, sometimes over things like not getting enough notes on his posts.
- Wasn't allowed to have a job because his dad thought he was too crazy to keep one.
- Claimed to be poor but would still rake up his dad's credit cards. Once bought 4 PS4s in one day because the one before the next would break.
All this came to a head when he became obsessed with Danny Avidan. He was completely smitten by him, and it became the only thing he'd ever talk about. When the Game Grumps were hosting a stream on twitch, he'd spam the chat with "Danny could you please say 'I love you, [His Name] Sexbang <3'" comments. He'd also threaten suicide if someone didn't think they were soulmates. He started to consider converting to Judaism in order to "feel closer" to Danny, but after people told him how long the process would take he changed his mind because "the bus ride to the synagogue was too long."
One of my friends added him to our skype chat, believeing he'd change if he was around normal, critical people. But he was just awkward as fuck, it was so hard to keep a conversation going with him. He got called out for dating a 15 year old while he was in his 20s and immediately ran off tumblr. Now he shitposts about Devilman all day on twitter, he's still obsessed with Danny but at least he's not his only interest anymore.
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FeatherBomb
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I don't wanna say too much to not give out my identity, but mine is kinda...more clingcow than lolcow i guess?
We both hang around the same fandom and have RP'd together a bit and they're fairly nice just...a bit odd. They got really attached to me fast and would message me multiple times while I was offline which struck me really odd. They'd constantly bring up how everyone in the fandom alienated and spoke badly about them and whatnot. I just figured they were lonely because it didn't seem like too many people interacted with them (which should've been my hint but I like to give people the benefit of the doubt) Then they kept trying to get my characters to want to fuck theirs....constantly. Like every RP had to involve sex with theirs whether it was relevant or not, they just up and decided mine was their girlfriend despite relationships being nothing the character wanted.
After bombarding my characters with sex and whatnot, they started posting constantly about how they were fed up with the fandom and refused to interact with it anymore. That lasted all of like....2 days.
We both hang around the same fandom and have RP'd together a bit and they're fairly nice just...a bit odd. They got really attached to me fast and would message me multiple times while I was offline which struck me really odd. They'd constantly bring up how everyone in the fandom alienated and spoke badly about them and whatnot. I just figured they were lonely because it didn't seem like too many people interacted with them (which should've been my hint but I like to give people the benefit of the doubt) Then they kept trying to get my characters to want to fuck theirs....constantly. Like every RP had to involve sex with theirs whether it was relevant or not, they just up and decided mine was their girlfriend despite relationships being nothing the character wanted.
After bombarding my characters with sex and whatnot, they started posting constantly about how they were fed up with the fandom and refused to interact with it anymore. That lasted all of like....2 days.
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I remember a "Camgirl Promotion" tumblr for some chick named "JessieMinx" that was all complaining about being slit shamed inbetween pictures of her ass and tits. Then she got pregnant. And the pictures of her ass and tits still appeared while she was pregnant. So she wanted to not be slutshamed but she also exploited her unborn baby? Tumblr is weird as shit man.
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Do trans people take leg selfies?
http://bit.ly/2G5cZux
...No, seriously tho. Do they? I'm legit curious.
EDIT: I know he's/she's done this before as well.
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Most of the people I've known that take leg selfies are sock/stocking fetishists showing off.
This is just boring.
Plasmid Salamander
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I commented on how "Die Cis Scum" and Anti-Cis memes would cause people to equate Trans people who don't act like sperging, powerlevelling children with sperging, powerlevelling children and got some woman bitching at me and pulling out statistics (which were out of context, mind you.) She was looking for a fight so I'm like "Okay, She's exceptional. I'm just going to block her" So I did.
A few minutes later, she gets on an alt (An RP blog centered around incestual twins, Classy) and starts trying to desperately argue with me. I refused to engage her and throughout the entire nonsensical rambling, she takes me ignoring her as de facto victories and confirmation of her biases. Whining to me about how I haven't responded to any of her points like I was compelled to do so.
She was acting like I owe her my time and my responses and she acted like a turbocunt because I disagreed with her.
This person was my lolcow. It honestly made my day!
But I'm still bafffled with her behaviour, why couldn't she just ignore what I said?
A few minutes later, she gets on an alt (An RP blog centered around incestual twins, Classy) and starts trying to desperately argue with me. I refused to engage her and throughout the entire nonsensical rambling, she takes me ignoring her as de facto victories and confirmation of her biases. Whining to me about how I haven't responded to any of her points like I was compelled to do so.
She was acting like I owe her my time and my responses and she acted like a turbocunt because I disagreed with her.
This person was my lolcow. It honestly made my day!
But I'm still bafffled with her behaviour, why couldn't she just ignore what I said?
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But if you were asking the questions, she'd make a cheeky joke about how it's not her job to educate her and you'd need to pay up for her "emotional labor."
Plasmid Salamander
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I know a few that have cellulite-ridden belly selfies because some trans men (trans women?) have a fetish for their own stomachs for some reason.
I agree.
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I mentioned this person over in the fanfiction horrors thread. She's heavily involved in the fanfiction community for a certain fandom, and writes a very special subset of fics which makes her stick out in my mind. This includes: humans owning other humans as pets, terrorist Stockholm syndrome brainwashing, feral gangbanging, and space deer people owning humans as pets (seriously).
She does podfics, which means she reads porn out loud and posts it on her blog. She also does the moans. For some reason, nobody finds any problem with any of this.
I've spoken to her thanks to having the misfortune of being in the same Discord group as her at one point, and she's extremely unpleasant. Really, her blog is just a tiny fraction of what she's like.
She does podfics, which means she reads porn out loud and posts it on her blog. She also does the moans. For some reason, nobody finds any problem with any of this.
I've spoken to her thanks to having the misfortune of being in the same Discord group as her at one point, and she's extremely unpleasant. Really, her blog is just a tiny fraction of what she's like.
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You can say it's Attack on Titan, it's pretty obvious.
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I know. Not sure why I didn't. Probably :autism:.
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My personal Tumblr lolcow is more like a personal fucking demon. I dated them for about a year and a half, and about halfway through the relationship they decided they were ‘BPD’ and autistic. And bipolar. And OSDD. And DPD. They would also constantly ‘steal’ other people’s traumas to make their life sound worse. They did this to numerous people.
They would also constantly steal money from their prescription drug-addicted mother to buy money on that Neko Atsume app that was popular a while back - all while feeding their mother’s addiction. (then being surprised when the old bird croaked of a heart attack).
They eventually made a sideblog in secret and ‘came out’ as ‘fairy kin’ and would send messages to other kin blogs saying that I didn’t support them and I was being RUDE! And MEAN! And TOXIC!. We broke up after some shit happened and they made a tag for me on their blog to reblog edgy quotes about how I 'abused' them.
tl;dr I learnt the true lesson of never sticking your dick in crazy, not even emotionally. Shit’s fucked and it’s so fucking bizarre that 70% of Tumblr users are exactly the same as them.
I will never forget their $10 craigslist therapist </3
They would also constantly steal money from their prescription drug-addicted mother to buy money on that Neko Atsume app that was popular a while back - all while feeding their mother’s addiction. (then being surprised when the old bird croaked of a heart attack).
They eventually made a sideblog in secret and ‘came out’ as ‘fairy kin’ and would send messages to other kin blogs saying that I didn’t support them and I was being RUDE! And MEAN! And TOXIC!. We broke up after some shit happened and they made a tag for me on their blog to reblog edgy quotes about how I 'abused' them.
tl;dr I learnt the true lesson of never sticking your dick in crazy, not even emotionally. Shit’s fucked and it’s so fucking bizarre that 70% of Tumblr users are exactly the same as them.
I will never forget their $10 craigslist therapist </3
I just remembered they also shoved lego up their vag. It was a spaceship. They 100% seriously used it as a dildo.
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TrapDick
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Okay here’s the saga of my personal lolcow
Not tumblr, but the same kinda person you’d expect so I guess it’s fine for here.
She goes by Riley, last I checked. She’s a supposed MTF transgendered woman who uh
Is really into foxgirls and girl girls
Like to the point it’s about 80% of the words out of her mouth, I can recall times where an entire post she’d make would just be the words “I’m gay” or something similar. Now, I kinda existed distantly from her, our circles intersected a bit for a while until I picked up a currently running MMO her and her friends are supposedly really into, we’ll get into that shortly. I got into the game, and was quickly ushered into their guild. It took a good year or so before I really realized that this guild didn’t
DO anything. Pretty much all the actively I saw of them was her and her circle of three or four (also trans obviously) girls who would just log on, flirt openly in the guild chat, and do nothing that qualifies as actually playing the game. Now, little did I know there was some inner guild politics going on with her circle and a person I wouldn’t befriend till shortly after this realization. These politics basically amounted to him being ousted for not being left leaning enough, but nobody would admit it till much later. Fast forward to when things came to a head. She, and one of her cabal made a big deal about leaving the guild to go to another server (which far as I know they never even did besides “leaving the guild”, they still were active in its workings) but not before going over the democratic system in place and putting someone else in the lead, one of hers, over my friend, who had helped build the guild from the ground up. Naturally, we were sore, and reasonably asked for a democratic vote to decide on the leader. That didn’t fly though, he got kicked out of the guild, losing huge amounts of items to the ether, due to spite. I spent the next couple weeks, I think, trying to play middle man and get a result both parties would like. We agreed with the placed leader to let him back in when we could, then when I pursued it, she pushed for a vote on the matter, presumably thinking it’d go in her favor. It didn’t, and then they backed out again, insisting instead to argue, calling him, and myself by association, a manner of buzzwords as we tried to defuse things. Notable of which being “straight white males” with him being non white, and me openly dating another man. It ended up as nothing more than shit flinging from them before we got fed up and cut all ties, basically walking out with all the active members of the guild and making our own, but not before making sure they didn’t try to resort to flinging lies at our mutual acquaintances. To this day I don’t think they did any of that, but who knows, as I find both myself and my friend blocked by their whole group now, including others not involved jn the dispute.
tl;dr: salty troon didn’t like us “(not) straight (not) white males” invading her safe spaces and chimped out spectacularly. Sorry to say, I have no screenshots or anything, it all went down in a discord server that I’ve been banned from since. Anyway, sorry if this was too long or poorly formatted, I haven’t really posted about anything like this!
Not tumblr, but the same kinda person you’d expect so I guess it’s fine for here.
She goes by Riley, last I checked. She’s a supposed MTF transgendered woman who uh
Is really into foxgirls and girl girls
Like to the point it’s about 80% of the words out of her mouth, I can recall times where an entire post she’d make would just be the words “I’m gay” or something similar. Now, I kinda existed distantly from her, our circles intersected a bit for a while until I picked up a currently running MMO her and her friends are supposedly really into, we’ll get into that shortly. I got into the game, and was quickly ushered into their guild. It took a good year or so before I really realized that this guild didn’t
DO anything. Pretty much all the actively I saw of them was her and her circle of three or four (also trans obviously) girls who would just log on, flirt openly in the guild chat, and do nothing that qualifies as actually playing the game. Now, little did I know there was some inner guild politics going on with her circle and a person I wouldn’t befriend till shortly after this realization. These politics basically amounted to him being ousted for not being left leaning enough, but nobody would admit it till much later. Fast forward to when things came to a head. She, and one of her cabal made a big deal about leaving the guild to go to another server (which far as I know they never even did besides “leaving the guild”, they still were active in its workings) but not before going over the democratic system in place and putting someone else in the lead, one of hers, over my friend, who had helped build the guild from the ground up. Naturally, we were sore, and reasonably asked for a democratic vote to decide on the leader. That didn’t fly though, he got kicked out of the guild, losing huge amounts of items to the ether, due to spite. I spent the next couple weeks, I think, trying to play middle man and get a result both parties would like. We agreed with the placed leader to let him back in when we could, then when I pursued it, she pushed for a vote on the matter, presumably thinking it’d go in her favor. It didn’t, and then they backed out again, insisting instead to argue, calling him, and myself by association, a manner of buzzwords as we tried to defuse things. Notable of which being “straight white males” with him being non white, and me openly dating another man. It ended up as nothing more than shit flinging from them before we got fed up and cut all ties, basically walking out with all the active members of the guild and making our own, but not before making sure they didn’t try to resort to flinging lies at our mutual acquaintances. To this day I don’t think they did any of that, but who knows, as I find both myself and my friend blocked by their whole group now, including others not involved jn the dispute.
tl;dr: salty troon didn’t like us “(not) straight (not) white males” invading her safe spaces and chimped out spectacularly. Sorry to say, I have no screenshots or anything, it all went down in a discord server that I’ve been banned from since. Anyway, sorry if this was too long or poorly formatted, I haven’t really posted about anything like this!
panko
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I guess there’s a team of tumblr folk who became irl friends calling out a necrophiliac who claims to have POCD (pedophilic ocd thoughts delusions) and raped other tumblr people. The person in question named Cas.
Supposedly they’ve also acted on pedophilic urges with their family members.
a-necessarycallout is like a tumblr hotbed of histrionics and harrowing accusations.
Supposedly they’ve also acted on pedophilic urges with their family members.
a-necessarycallout is like a tumblr hotbed of histrionics and harrowing accusations.
Been a very long time since my last post on this site, which funny enough was also in this thread.
Today I'd like to tell you all about M. I'm not going to post links to tumblr or twitter or anything because I honestly find him incredibly unenjoyable to keep up with. But after almost 2 years I've grown used to his self-righteous whining, insistent negativity and narcissism to the point that reading his posts now is just how I spend a few extra minutes when I'm bored or want to seem busy so people won't approach me.
I found M in the Overwatch fandom. He's a gay trans man with what I would definitely say is at least decent artistic ability, that's about the only good thing he has going for him though. He's obsessed with McHanzo, a non-canon gay ship consisting of two buff men from the video game Overwatch. If he's not making tweets about one of them eating the other's ass or dick riding, he's usually drawing wildly out of character fetish porn of them. In his twitter bio he openly states he has an mpreg side account (only recently did he private it) that consists only of McHanzo art with Hanzo lactating and begging for a dicking, or exploring McHanzo through Omegaverse AUs. He seems to have some kind of kink for the thought of Hanzo lactating and adding his own breast milk into baked goods? Cake specifically. In general he really likes focusing on Hanzo's pecs and making them swell up like a pair of tits.
God help you if you dare express dissatisfaction or a differing opinion on his art/shipping ideas. He gets into lengthy fights with others on both his tumblr and twitter (tumblr much more frequently) and always has something to say about how the other party is always stupid and bad. You don't like mpreg art? Surprise you stupid fuck, Hanzo is actually a trans man in his art!! That thick, throbbing penis between his legs actually means nothing, he is pregnant and he and McCree are absolutely in love. So if you dislike his mpreg art obviously you're transphobic! Don't like his "fujoshi vision" version of McHanzo? You're homophobic and also stupid because you can't handle seeing two men calling each other beautiful.
Personally I don't give a shit because I can't see why something like shipping could matter so much to anyone. I mind my business and generally live by the philosophy of letting others like whatever they like. But his attitude about everything is just so ugly. One of the big draws that keeps people interested in Overwatch is their constant cosmetic updates for the characters, generally fun holiday themed stuff. In December Hanzo got a new cosmetic skin and I kid you not that he bitched about this totally free and completely optional to own cosmetic for over a month on his twitter. He hated it, thought it was absolutely terrible and ugly and if you somehow didn't hate it also you were a dumb fuck for it. He even posted a youtube video from some pro OW player reacting to the new skin, as if this would surely somehow prove he was right. I couldn't find all of his old posts about it since he deleted a good chunk of them when other people got mad at him and similar fans for being unnecessarily shitty at the game's dev team.
Every two months when there's some new stuff added to the game he has to find at least one thing to fixate and bitch about. He recently changed his twitter bio to say "I'm not a nice person" and if it didn't feel so damn edgy I would probably be glad he at least has the decency to let people know from the get-go. I could have scrolled through any of his social media accounts for more stuff to type or screencap about what a gross and annoying idiot he is, but I don't have the patience or energy at the moment. So I'll leave off with his latest stupid complaint.
Also a personal favorite lol
Today I'd like to tell you all about M. I'm not going to post links to tumblr or twitter or anything because I honestly find him incredibly unenjoyable to keep up with. But after almost 2 years I've grown used to his self-righteous whining, insistent negativity and narcissism to the point that reading his posts now is just how I spend a few extra minutes when I'm bored or want to seem busy so people won't approach me.
I found M in the Overwatch fandom. He's a gay trans man with what I would definitely say is at least decent artistic ability, that's about the only good thing he has going for him though. He's obsessed with McHanzo, a non-canon gay ship consisting of two buff men from the video game Overwatch. If he's not making tweets about one of them eating the other's ass or dick riding, he's usually drawing wildly out of character fetish porn of them. In his twitter bio he openly states he has an mpreg side account (only recently did he private it) that consists only of McHanzo art with Hanzo lactating and begging for a dicking, or exploring McHanzo through Omegaverse AUs. He seems to have some kind of kink for the thought of Hanzo lactating and adding his own breast milk into baked goods? Cake specifically. In general he really likes focusing on Hanzo's pecs and making them swell up like a pair of tits.
God help you if you dare express dissatisfaction or a differing opinion on his art/shipping ideas. He gets into lengthy fights with others on both his tumblr and twitter (tumblr much more frequently) and always has something to say about how the other party is always stupid and bad. You don't like mpreg art? Surprise you stupid fuck, Hanzo is actually a trans man in his art!! That thick, throbbing penis between his legs actually means nothing, he is pregnant and he and McCree are absolutely in love. So if you dislike his mpreg art obviously you're transphobic! Don't like his "fujoshi vision" version of McHanzo? You're homophobic and also stupid because you can't handle seeing two men calling each other beautiful.
Personally I don't give a shit because I can't see why something like shipping could matter so much to anyone. I mind my business and generally live by the philosophy of letting others like whatever they like. But his attitude about everything is just so ugly. One of the big draws that keeps people interested in Overwatch is their constant cosmetic updates for the characters, generally fun holiday themed stuff. In December Hanzo got a new cosmetic skin and I kid you not that he bitched about this totally free and completely optional to own cosmetic for over a month on his twitter. He hated it, thought it was absolutely terrible and ugly and if you somehow didn't hate it also you were a dumb fuck for it. He even posted a youtube video from some pro OW player reacting to the new skin, as if this would surely somehow prove he was right. I couldn't find all of his old posts about it since he deleted a good chunk of them when other people got mad at him and similar fans for being unnecessarily shitty at the game's dev team.
Every two months when there's some new stuff added to the game he has to find at least one thing to fixate and bitch about. He recently changed his twitter bio to say "I'm not a nice person" and if it didn't feel so damn edgy I would probably be glad he at least has the decency to let people know from the get-go. I could have scrolled through any of his social media accounts for more stuff to type or screencap about what a gross and annoying idiot he is, but I don't have the patience or energy at the moment. So I'll leave off with his latest stupid complaint.
Also a personal favorite lol