Lolcow fried_kooch / KingCasio / King of Kek - aka Deagle Nation Declassified: Venom Jace Awakens or How Deagle Nation Discombobulated

[odius]

wow arent u a cool character

is there any reason in particular ur trying to publicly one-up someone's autism other than to be a pathetic drama whore

asian girl profile pic + black sun nazi larper steam profile + 2k hours in a exceptional game
truly the master race

It's an abstract kind of aesthetic

 

[fried_kooch]

btw now in this story is about where i was the weirdest and kookiest for those keeping score at home

 

[wagglyplacebo]

t your omissions keep me wondering about when you're actually gonna be honest,

Then add to the story, give your side.

 

[fried_kooch]

Then add to the story, give your side.

i might, but i doubt it; last thing i wanna do is blow open the dumb retarded discord drama that I've been trying to work past up gain, which is why i'm giving examples for him so he doesn't have to ask for 'em. I will say these two things though: firstly, casey was my number 2 and did, said, and went along with a lot more than he's saying he did, and secondly, stevia unit 15 is mainly for an old d2 project that found new life and isn't an art collective of shitposters... i learned my lesson the first time that taking shit like that seriously is bad for your health.

 

[introman]

This is why trolling groups and internet collectives fail miserably.

 

[wagglyplacebo]

last thing i wanna do is blow open the dumb exceptional discord drama that I've been trying to work past up gain,

Without proof though it looks like all your doing is trying to get attention off of you and put it on @ULTIMATEPRIMETIME. Why come here at all if you wanna move past it? I would think it would be to show that the whole thing was autism, not just you.

 

[fried_kooch]

Without proof though, it looks like all your doing is trying to get attention off of you and put it on @ULTIMATEPRIMETIME. Why come here at all if you wanna move past it? I would think it would be to show that the whole thing was autism, not just you.

you make a good point. you know what? stay tuned; i'll give you my side of the story

 

[ULTIMATEPRIMETIME]

yeah it was Rommel, but for a while he was d2 and he was in the samish circles, so i count him. also i know for a fact that enig used the jan/deagledad account for a while. also, did you really delete the discord? some guys have doubts. also, the fake jan thing was pretty obvious and just kinda made you look bad, like a lot if the stuff you're not mentioning here like jojo's extreme autism, the good boy points thing, and kekkygoy. idk, most of this so far is close enough for me to not complain, but your omissions keep me wondering about when you're actually gonna be honest, not like they're nearly as bad as what i did. but for most part, i want yo apologize and simply ask: why post this shit now after almost everyone else has moved on? i mean, if it's for laughs, sure but a lot if the old guard like tufano, kevintime, schwrz, and macross think it's a giant weird vindictive move on your part to do it after all this time. personally, i had it coming but i'm curious as well.

So why do you consider Rommel to be part of d2 if you banned him on like 3 separate occasions and he wasn't even around for a lot of ddc? Also, some people here were genuinely interested in what the Kek stuff was all about, what was going on behind the scenes, so I figured why not share some stories with them?

i might, but i doubt it; last thing i wanna do is blow open the dumb exceptional discord drama that I've been trying to work past up gain, which is why i'm giving examples for him so he doesn't have to ask for 'em. I will say these two things though: firstly, casey was my number 2 and did, said, and went along with a lot more than he's saying he did, and secondly, stevia unit 15 is mainly for an old d2 project that found new life and isn't an art collective of shitposters... i learned my lesson the first time that taking shit like that seriously is bad for your health.

You modded pretty much anyone you liked and had history with. You even gave Enig ownership to the discord for a week, and he hardly did shit. There was a time where you gave people like Rommel mod privileges only because he was around for a while. The only reason I was your "number 2" was because I was around for a long time and fucked with that Discord bot. Also, what do you mean by "went along with what [you] said"? You mean like schedules or leadership decisions or something? You were the admin dude, that was your job. Of course we went with it.

For the viewers, here's what we mean by "the Discord bot", Good Boy Points, and Kekkygoy:

Once upon a time Kooch modified an Oracle bash script from TempleOS to say insane gibberish. We called it Koochbot and it quickly became a running gag for the Discord. At some point I decided to code an actual Koochbot Discord bot using the Red for Discord API with a built-in $$oracle chat command, which was basically the original bash script re-made in Python. Along with the iconic $$oracle command, my Koochbot also had additional features and commands like a currency system and slot machines (these come with all red for Discord bots, though). At some point I came up with the idea of building on top of the default economy script to allow people to spend their fake cash on "shitposting subscriptions" to post in our extra chats. The idea was that the admins would give people Good Boy Points when they completed projects, which let them keep their Shitposting License and retain access to offtopic chats. If you didn't do anything in our Discord originally designed to collab and make videos, then you'd be stuck in the work channel where you had a chance to make GBPs by making content. At the time, it seemed like a decent, if comically jewy, way of motivating people like a Pavlovian dog to make things. People wasted their pay on the slot machine though, and after a while people realized they could just shitpost in other discords so it didn't really work out but Kooch initially gave me the okay on it.

Kekkygoy was a fake sockpuppet user, and unintentional overnight ruse, that I originally made to test permissions of the bot through the perspective of a normal user since I was an admin at the time and could see/interact with anything on my main account. I named it "kekkygoy" and gave it an anime avatar because it amused me, but I forgot to tell everyone that it wasn't a real user. People started trying to troll the bot testing account and something deep inside me compelled me to just roll with it. I tried to do this bait-and-switch thing where I'd get them to try and get my dox, and then try to get them to do stupid shit in efforts to troll a fake person. This all was happening very fast and I was just freeballing the entire time so I didn't have time to do anything big, but I did get people to share around and call the phone number to a hawaiian holocaust museum thinking it was my number. There was also a point where I made them think they had my dox so they made me do shit like "buy me steam keys or I dox u on /cow/" or "Fax a McChicken to papa johns or I'm telling everyone your phone number". For the second one, I legitimately did that because I was eating a sandwich at the time (not a McChicken), so I put it in an unplugged scanner, took a pic, and edited the exif data on the camera pic to have a fake location that I THOUGHT was close to Kooch's house. They caught onto it and went "OOOH HOW IS IT IN KANSAS, BOY" so I logged onto my main and tried to get Kooch to drive to that address to "own" him. The plan was to get Kooch to drive over to some random guy's house and rant at him about how he was a faggot weeb and record it, and he almost did it too but didn't because he said the location was way too far away for the price of gas. This all happened in like one night.

 

[fried_kooch]

he almost did it too

firstly, no i didn't, and second, where's the part about you as kekkygoy, larping as a 13 year old trap? weird how you're missing these details. when it comes to descriptions of my actions they're hit and miss, but still accurate enough to paint the picture of me, but yet you don't go into that same detail for yours. also, just realized that you've been grossing over a major part of the discord lore: lauthaus

You were the admin dude, that was your job. Of course we went with it.

yeah, so lauthaus, suggesting ideas for video scheduling shit, actively moderating the server, working on the bot for about two weeks straight, organizing shit like game nights and a bunch if other shit was just you being passive? you were one of the big "fuck jan, let's splinter off" guys.

 

[ULTIMATEPRIMETIME]

firstly, no i didn't, and second, where's the part about you as kekkygoy, larping as a 13 year old trap? weird how you're missing these details. when it comes to descriptions of my actions they're hit and miss, but still accurate enough to paint the picture of me, but yet you don't go into that same detail for yours. also, just realized that you've been grossing over a major part of the discord lore: lauthaus

The kekkygoy character wasn't a 13 year old trap, i ad-libbed from the original king of kek document and agreed to any accusation people made about the account. Lauthaus was when you tried to move into a house with internet strangers which i secretly thought was weird so i tried to get you to move into a black neighborhood as a meme. Casey Mccoy is a Texas Longhorns quarterback, btw.

Also, you did almost do it.

 

[fried_kooch]

The kekkygoy character wasn't a 13 year old trap, i ad-libbed from the original king of kek document and agreed to any accusation people made about the account. Lauthaus was when you tried to move into a house with internet strangers which i secretly thought was weird so i tried to get you to move into a black neighborhood as a meme. Casey Mccoy is a Texas Longhorns quarterback, btw.

Also, you did almost do it.
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that doesn't prove anything, you did legit look at houses in maryland in nice neighborhoods, and this whole "secretly" bullshit is you just trying to save your ass for partaking in the autism, which happened a lot. now, i'd be at an impasse because casey (his last name isn't mccoy, btw, but his first name is casey) deleted everything, but i'm thinking that i'm gonna hopefully find a way around that so i can prove to you i'm not talking out of my ass.

btw, Jan is back but he doesn't talk to either of us because he knows we're autistic freaks; tufano and gabe are working with him

and you didn't copy the king of kek document, that's so bullshit

 

[pentium911]

that doesn't prove anything, you did legit look at houses in maryland in nice neighborhoods

I don't think that proves anything either.

 

[ULTIMATEPRIMETIME]

that doesn't prove anything, you did legit look at houses in maryland in nice neighborhoods, and this whole "secretly" bullshit is you just trying to save your ass for partaking in the autism, which happened a lot. now, i'd be at an impasse because casey (his last name isn't mccoy, btw, but his first name is casey) deleted everything, but i'm thinking that i'm gonna hopefully find a way around that so i can prove to you i'm not talking out of my ass.

btw, Jan is back but he doesn't talk to either of us because he knows we're autistic freaks; tufano and gabe are working with him

and you didn't copy the king of kek document, that's so bullshit

I never said I wanted to move you into the ghetto, I wouldn't put you in harms way like that. You wouldn't have wanted to move into Baltimore, so I had to improvise. And if I was so serious about it, why did I back out of it all of a sudden?

Here's a few snippets of me shitposting about bitcoins to prove that I did in fact stay out of it and that you were serious about moving in with internet strangers:

And when it didn't work the first time, you wanted to do it again with others:

Also, I do have a copy of the original King of Kek document if anyone's curious.
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Gf-X-LE-cwJS8clReMMmeMrWiI2ANwhPA13f5C37__8/edit?usp=sharing

Edit: I've noticed you've been doing this thing where you're arguing "Well I don't see you talking about yourself!" when we're posting in YOUR lolcow thread. I'm not leaving out details about myself because I have something to hide, I'm refraining from talking about myself because I'm not the subject of discussion. This is your thread.

 

[pentium911]

I'm not owned, YOU'RE owned!

 

[Enig]

Aeiou

 

[fried_kooch]

I'm not owned, YOU'RE owned!

i just realized it's like, a no win/everyone wins. i did autistic shit, but that's behind me. if this guy who either long-conned illuminati trolled me or lied about this shit just now did, he got his laughs. i realized it's not worth it. as far as making the case for me being a retard goes, he's done a good job, and i didn't help it because i participated. but you know what? i'm still convinced that i'm doing better to not be a fat pathetic fuck, just a fat fuck, and this guy has only gotten better about autistically cataloging my activity in discord. hats of to you casey, hope you got some amusement out of it. really, i'm the autistic fool who decided to be an absolute ass, but at least i wasn't the guy who decided to play internet detective and backup everything to do so, you know what i mean? i mean, i get out of here, you laugh at the obviously dumb shit i did, and we move on, but this dude will be known best as the guy who messed with a mentally fucked teens ala me if he keeps this up. i wouldn't wish this upon anyone. from here, i expect it to be a bunch of half-truths that i can't clear up because this dude banned everyone else from the old discord and is the only who can access it to post whatever was in there in or out of context. cheers, fellas. and casey, i hope that we can both only get better from here.

in short, it's a really pitiful lifestyle and i hope he can put his energy towards more constructive things, because that's what this was all about, isn't it? d2 was a giant massive waste of energy on the internet, and here we are, watching one of the guys who was on the frontline of that storm repeat that same mistake. it's weird, isn't it?

i think this is my last post here. before i go, NO, i didn't post or try to post CP from masterchan, and that most of the stuff you're reading is wildly out of context, but that's assuming you really care, isn't it? you all have a good one. peace.

 

[Enig]

Top secret from the Utah NSA data files !!!DO NOT DISTRIBUTE W/O PERMS!!! (log notes: not hair perms ok) viewer advisory: drama

Spoiler: wow cool woah

unrelated: I fuckin' love Moody Blues

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

@fried_kooch why did you declare war on kiwi farms and spam our forum? Didn't you know that wasn't going to work out well for you?

 

[chadmuska]

Top secret from the Utah NSA data files !!!DO NOT DISTRIBUTE W/O PERMS!!! (log notes: not hair perms ok) viewer advisory: drama

Spoiler: wow cool woah

unrelated: I fuckin' love Moody Blues

"Nice paragraph nigger"

Kinda ironic in hindsight isn't it

 

[Sammy]

i think this is my last post here.

But aren't you going to tell us your side of the story?