Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

[CausticMinory]

So he doesn't know what a Yandere is but his main character is one? He doesn't know how school works but his character is in one? And he doesn't know how to program a game despite making one? I also like how he doesn't know how relationships work despite trying to have all the rivals decide they want one.

 

[MaddieNolan]

So he doesn't know what a Yandere is but his main character is one? He doesn't know how school works but his character is in one? And he doesn't know how to program a game despite making one? I also like how he doesn't know how relationships work despite trying to have all the rivals decide they want one.

Now that you put it that way I feel like I'm reading a bad fan fiction.

 

[princess13456789]

Someone made a reddit post that the hate is stupid.
https://www.reddit.com/r/yandere_simulator/comments/7txs3h/the_hate_is_stupid/
(https://archive.is/LI76n)

And the moderators removed the post.

 

[Hanako_Boi]

Oh hey, just like yesterday and the day before...

 

[Accel_Rider]

Here's the thing. It's true that game development take time and delays will happen even if you're a large studio. Hell, even a simple game in rpgmaker takes time. Alex however, is trying to make a game that's beyond his capacity. Refused to use the money he has get proper help and when he did, he can't work together. He waste his time streaming games when he should be sleeping. His attitude towards people doesn't help matters either.

Tldr; Alex got himself in this mess. Also, every single thing he did in the game is a buggy, half-assed mess. Osana will be no exception.

 

[Trombonista]

Now that you put it that way I feel like I'm reading a bad fan fiction.

He has written bad fanfiction of a video game series he never played.

 

[lolnope]

By now, Alex pretty much thinks that anyone who questions his usage of time is a troll trying to expose him.

https://www.reddit.com/r/yandere_simulator/comments/7tfwv2/yanderedevs_freetime/dtfzigy/

 

[MagneticTowels]

By now, Alex pretty much thinks that anyone who questions his usage of time is a troll trying to expose him.

https://www.reddit.com/r/yandere_simulator/comments/7tfwv2/yanderedevs_freetime/dtfzigy/

"You know, it's not as easy as it looks! Sometimes, I gotta move the antenna, sometimes I lose the remote, and sometimes my butt itches real bad!"

 

[Colloid]

By now, Alex pretty much thinks that anyone who questions his usage of time is a troll trying to expose him.

https://www.reddit.com/r/yandere_simulator/comments/7tfwv2/yanderedevs_freetime/dtfzigy/

Yeah, people tend to question your time management when you repeatedly miss deadlines and move the goalposts over 4 years. Who'd have guessed? Not Alex that's for sure.

 

[Accel_Rider]

"You know, it's not as easy as it looks! Sometimes, I gotta move the antenna, sometimes I lose the remote, and sometimes my butt itches real bad!"

Alex, when people caught him streaming

 

[Yeeb-Renzo]

Alex, when people caught him streaming

View attachment 371547

And this is us:

 

[MaddieNolan]

His reactions are beyond disproportionate. All he'd have to do is ignore it, instead, he goes nuts:

(Sometimes I'll even do work offscreen while the stream is live, if I'm waiting for something to happen in the game [like waiting to get into an online match] so sometimes I'm working WHILE I am streaming!)

.When this happens, I simply make up for it later that night by working longer hours instead of sleeping. If you're trying to catch me in some sort of "Ha! Gotcha! Exposed!" moment, you're not going to succeed.

I've actually told him this directly (which he ignored, of course), but he gives us stuff to mock. If he would just ignore this stuff, there would be nothing to talk about!

Alex: KiwiFarms laughs at me.
Kiwi: You stream a lot.
Alex:iohoIEhfoiuewhnfoiwhcniohewfhnowiEHFO

 

[Keystone]

Alex, when people caught him streaming

View attachment 371547

"So this is the thanks I get for clearing up misunderstandings and adding easter eggs."

 

[OpenBASED]

His reactions are beyond disproportionate. All he'd have to do is ignore it, instead, he goes nuts:




I've actually told him this directly, but he gives us stuff to mock. If he would just ignore this stuff, there would be nothing to talk about!

Alex: KiwiFarms laughs at me.
Kiwi: You stream a lot.
Alex:iohoIEhfoiuewhnfoiwhcniohewfhnowiEHFO

What's hilarious is that Alex will overreact to pretty much anything.

Spoiler: Exhibit A: STOP SENDING ME EMAILS!!!!!!

This one is the calmest of the bunch.

The most recent sperging:

Part one of the first spergout:

Alex attempts humor to hide the fact that he is severely pissed about the fact
that his first hissyfit didn't work.

Spoiler: Exhibit B: I DON'T STREAM 24 HOURS A DAY!!! YOU ARE BEING BRAINWASHED BY KIWIS!!!!

This isn't about him sperging over being called out for streaming, but I just want to show you what happens
when he doesn't exactly get his way.

Alex spergs because he has to do some sort of quest:

Alex sucks at Cuphead. That keyboard didn't deserve to die.

Alex gets mad at something incredibly minor, in this case basic road ediquette.

The servers kept going down.

Spoiler: Exhibit C: WHAT DO YOU MEAN I HAVE TO WASH MY DICK BEFORE YOU'LL BLOW ME???!!!!

This is at least mostly (if not entirely) unsubstantiated because all of this content was posted on this thread many, many pages back and I don't want to dig for it.
But I swear that Alex did these things. I might try to dig up some of this shit sometime.

But Alex got pissed over the following:
Someone suggested that he wash his dick before having sex.

He got furious when he encountered a woman on the Internet that wasn't a virgin, this was after he bitched about how some web comic character (I believe her name was Jodie) happened to be a slut.

He said that if there were a button to kill all the mean people in the world, that he would press it (I don't really remember what caused him to say that shit). Ironically, it would also be a suicide button.

And there's always the Mike Z incident to look back at.

Spoiler: Exhibit D: Looking Inward from the Outside.

If you haven't seen any content from SammyClassicFan, then you're either a lucky (or unlucky) frick.
But Alex projects himself as a giant version of this kid. The sad part was that Sammy wasn't even real.

Wew, I can't believe I typed out all of this shit.
EDIT: It wasn't actually that much now that I look at it again,

 

[Black N' Mild]

I didn't bother looking through all of them but at the very least I found out that Alex's sponsors exist, whether they actually sponsor him tho is another story.
Moe Waifus Moe Misery and The Knotty Pon are small businesses (MWME being German based, making clothes KP is in the US and they sell accessories)

Spoiler: Facebook Pages

Trollmaster3 appears to be some Z-List Youtuber, which makes me curious as to how sponsoring Alex is helping anyone

Spoiler: Also goes by troolma5ter3 on Rockstar

Not shown: in steam community and rockstar social club he's involved in a group called Gentlemen Squids

Lastly (from my search) Screampunkarts aka Rin Satsu is, well, an artist that specializes in bondage, foot fetish, and tickling art.

Spoiler: The only one so far with some proof of sponsorship

they also have a patreon, fur affinity, and twitch, notably

so at the very least we know that he didn't completely make them up although I still doubt some of them actually having a sponsorship, let alone interacting with Alex.

 

[CausticMinory]

He got angry about the fact you wash your dick after sex? I mean if he wasn't a virgin I don't see why that pisses him off. It's not like he knows the smell after sex anyway.

 

[SwattedKat]

He got angry about the fact you wash your dick after sex? I mean if he wasn't a virgin I don't see why that pisses him off. It's not like he knows the smell after sex anyway.

Before sex. He doesn't feel he should be squeaky clean before his partner does intimate things with their mouf.

 

[Diesel Boogaloo]

Moe Waifus Moe Misery and The Knotty Pon are small businesses (MWME being German based, making clothes KP is in the US and they sell accessories)

According to the available sales history on Etsy, The Knotty Pon sold at least two of these:

 

[IceGray]

Kinda cute art style, bad choice of plastic to print on though.

 

[Senor Chicken]

According to the available sales history on Etsy, The Knotty Pon sold at least two of these:

I'd be pissed if I paid for this crap, what a rip. It looks like they put it in the microwave to dry or something.