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Apparently the real reason Chris cut open his taint the second time was because the guy who was trolling him a couple of years ago (Jeff Ousoz) told him he wasn't a real woman and would never be.
Chris usually doesn't pay much attention when people tell him this, but Jeff also told him two hot lesbians wanted to bare his children but weren't going to lay with him because he had a pickle and not a china.
So Chris set out to prove he was all woman, by claiming he was literally transforming into one naturally, taking a knife to his taint proclaiming it was just to help the vagina grow. This was probably the most harm chris has received from trolling, albeit he did it to himself, but still felt pressured to do so.
so no, he didn't actually believe a vagina was growing underneath, he was just desperate to say and do anything in order to recieve that sweet, sweet lesbian trib.
I'm sure there's more to this story but sadly Jeff Ousoz never did an infodump revealing all the conversations he had with chris.

unless...
@Marvin said in the Josh Wise thread that "Almost every Chris troll that comes through asks [him] for advice" and iirc Marvin received the video of Chris's frozen navy from a leaker. Was that the only thing Jeff revealed to you? I know you're protective of your sources but is there anything we should know that was left out back then?
 
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Silver Octopus said:
So Chris set out to prove he was all woman, by claiming he was literally transforming into one naturally, taking a knife to his taint proclaiming it was just to help the vagina grow. This was probably the most harm chris has received from trolling, albeit he did it to himself, but still felt pressured to do so.
so no, he didn't actually believe a vagina was growing underneath, he was just desperate to say and do anything in order to recieve that sweet, sweet lesbian trib.
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Taking the knife to his taint doesn't make sense in that situation though. A wound between his legs isn't a vagina.

Chris' situation is kind of unique, because he's an impossibly stupid person left to his own devices. I can't think of too many other lolcows like that.

Because of that, it's hard to talk about what Chris "believes". We're going to get into debates about what the word "belief" itself means.

I think Chris would sincerely claim he believed he was growing a vagina. I don't think he was lying.

But there are shades of belief. Millions of Americans believe in a god. But I don't think many Americans could be persuaded to jump off buildings if you said that god would catch them. Does that mean the Americans are lying about believing in god? Depends on where you draw the line for "belief".

I think Chris believed he was growing a vagina. He said he felt a lump down there that he suspected was his clitoris growing in. I think he said that honestly.

(But I think Chris was originally too much of a pussy to follow through with his belief. You could interpret that to mean that Chris' belief wasn't genuine. That's valid, I suppose. But I think there's a broad range of honestly-held beliefs out there, but they're beliefs that people just aren't willing to stake the world on.)
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@Marvin said in the Josh Wise thread that "Almost every Chris troll that comes through asks [him] for advice" and iirc Marvin received the video of Chris's frozen navy from a leaker. Was that the only thing Jeff revealed to you? I know you're protective of your sources but is there anything we should know that was left out back then?
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Offhand, I don't know/remember.
 
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NinFreakLan said:
Honestly I'm gonna miss Idea Guy shit. Rate me optiistic or what the fuck ever but it gave us confusion, bewilderment, and something to do for a while. Now we gotta see how Chris is going to make an ass of himself in public next and who fucking KNOWS when that is.
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Yeah, but the payoff will be worth it. Idea Guy was giving us the same old Chris content but with a bunch of sly /pol/ references thrown in, and a few forgettable videos. It was consistent content, but it was consistently boring content.

I'd much rather have like a month of silence and then another BLARMS incident completely out of left field because Chris was left to his own devices.
 
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It was consistent content, but it was consistently boring content.
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I think the same could be said for Chris in general when he's not being influenced by trolls or his ego. We get stuff like Chris playing with toys for 45 minutes or rambling about his Patreon updates.

I'd much rather have like a month of silence and then another BLARMS incident completely out of left field because Chris was left to his own devices.
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Blarms-tier stuff seems to happen maybe once a year or so. Like, there was the Doopie saga last year and his death threats against Trump in 2016.
 
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That's a really interesting photo going around of Chris at the google hq taking part in highbrow meetings.

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In a similar vein, did you know Chris recently published a best selling Voltaire themed sci fi novel, called Too Like the Lightning?

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There are other binaural beats channels on Youtube besides the one Chris knows of. He really should broaden his choices if he really wants to make the most of them. This one's my favorite and really the only one I've really fallen asleep to.


(I sleep in the fetal position all the time, so I never feel comfortable sleeping with headphones)

The next troll really should teach Chris more about this shit. For example, the actual name of the Third eye is Pineal Gland. And Chris has mentioned astral projection, but why doesn't he know about lucid dreaming? The latter seems like something he'd enjoy more.
 
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I've been thinking about this weird getup Chris has been wearing lately. I'm not convinced that it has that much to do with this Slavic style that he was introduced to. I was doing some research to see if there were clothes that any of the Hyperdimention Neptunia characters wore that were similar in some way--my thought being that Chris may be wearing these new clothes as some sort of representation of these goddesses he has become obsessed with.

I found a couple of pictures that do look a bit similar to his hat and striped jacket ensemble (Chris half-asses everything so you can't expect it to look that similar). The first pic is of Neptune and the second is her alter ego, Purple Heart, from what I can gather. He seems to mention Neptune pretty frequently. Who knows if this has any bearing on his choice of clothes but it was just something I found interesting. Could explain his fixation on this outfit.

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The only thing I have to say about the clothes is that ADF was dressed like that in 2011-2012. The rest of this post could evolve into a tirade about how ADF is not funny and it was a waste of time to try and force him into being the next CWC, so lets end it here.
 
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Gunslinger said:
I've been thinking about this weird getup Chris has been wearing lately. I'm not convinced that it has that much to do with this Slavic style that he was introduced to. I was doing some research to see if there were clothes that any of the Hyperdimention Neptunia characters wore that were similar in some way--my thought being that Chris may be wearing these new clothes as some sort of representation of these goddesses he has become obsessed with.

I found a couple of pictures that do look a bit similar to his hat and striped jacket ensemble (Chris half-asses everything so you can't expect it to look that similar). The first pic is of Neptune and the second is her alter ego, Purple Heart, from what I can gather. He seems to mention Neptune pretty frequently. Who knows if this has any bearing on his choice of clothes but it was just something I found interesting. Could explain his fixation on this outfit.

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I never finished the game, but when I played it a while ago, Purple Heart looked like this the whole time. I think that pic is fanart. Chris has always been a big fan of really half-arsed cosplay though.

Just speculation but I think the tracksuit was purchased at the behest of Idea Guy so Chris could make that "cheeki breeki" slav squat video, and then he continued wearing it because Adidas tracksuits are really comfy. Chris may be under the impression that you don't have to wash tracksuits or (inb4:optimistic:) he might own more than one.
 
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Louis Theroux said:
Just speculation but I think the tracksuit was purchased at the behest of Idea Guy so Chris could make that "cheeki breeki" slav squat video, and then he continued wearing it because Adidas tracksuits are really comfy. Chris may be under the impression that you don't have to wash tracksuits or (inb4:optimistic:) he might own more than one
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Idea Guy had Chris believing that he was having cybersex with anime characters. Idea Guy could have easily just told him something like "keep that tracksuit on at all times and you'll get superpowers" and Chris would have falling for it like everything else.
We could have very easily had the answer to this question if anybody in that Sonichu panel at MAGfest would have just simply asked him what's up with the attire...
 
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Hey, I'm looking for an old fan edit where Chris forgot to add audio, so they added Faggot Bruce's "Cockstar" over it. Anyone able to find it? I'm coming up dry.
 
Quinn's not going away any time soon guys. Unless, of course, Chris makes the effort to unfriend her.

I can tell she's got something up her sleeve.
 
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TrippinKahlua said:
Quinn's not going away any time soon guys. Unless, of course, Chris makes the effort to unfriend her.

I can tell she's got something up her sleeve.
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Probably not. Quinn has fallen into Kenneth Englehardt status. Her posts are the Facebook equivalent of standing outside 14BC yelling "JULAY" and hoping Chris will notice.
 
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