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I wanna see these lewd pics of Jessica.
Or maybe I don't
Or maybe I don't
Containment Random Chris Updates
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is the guy Chris sprayed called Joe or has Chris started calling all men "Joes"
Silver Octopus
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Everytime I read more about Joshua's interactions with Chris I get more confused.
Let me see if I got this straight, So Joshua convinced Chris to watch the neptunia anime, and that got Chris obsessed with the show so much that he converted from Christianity to literally watch this show religiously.
So then Josh told Chris that he must be possessed by a Neptune girl and that Neptune goddess gave josh a super computer and he can communicate with Magi-chan from CWCville.
And he said that Nazis are attacking CWCville and Rosechu has a dick and Magi-chan eloped with mew-two, and jamsta molested punchy, and that if chris wants a daughter he has to fuck sonichu's poo-poo hole.
And to prove all this Josh send Chris an audio file made in audacity of Neptune girls getting shot at, and said it came from the real CWCville.
And so Chris already believing cartoons are real, convinced him further that he lost his God powers, and that he needed to draw this in his comics because he's the historian for CWCville.
But this made him do a hiatus on sonichu because he never had the motivation to finish drawing this crap and instead just posted about this on Facebook.
But then on top of that he also believed that Jessica was actually a Neptune villain in disguise and so he send nudes of Jessica to Josh to "analyze".
Also Josh told Chris that Neptunia was in gamestop and so Chris drove to one and called out to her and honked his horn for her to come out, but to no avail.
And Josh would play Payday 2 with Chris (and maybe even brought it for him) and told him this was a realistic interpretation of police, maybe even worsening Chris's stance on the police.
And also tricked Chris into writing dumb shit in Japanese, or referencing metal gear and Ted Bundy, and wait at what point did he get Chris to dress up like a stereotypical Russian to record a video saying "cheeky breeky" over and over.
Oh yeah and also told him Nazis bugged his toys and Christmas tree? Invaded my little pony show aswell?
Holy shit this is the most autistic saga ever! Just writing all this down made me feel dumber.
I cant tell if Josh was actually a troll or just Chris's spergy friend who roleplays with him.
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Chris already liked Neptunia before Josh came into the picture.
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fftopic
ldfag Flashbackfftopic:: he could very well be Joe, (and I missed Chris’ usage of it, sorry) but “Joe” is an older term used to describe the “average man/person on the street”, the ‘average Joe’, and it was used commonly during the mid-century, and definitely would be a term he’d know from Borb. The WW II film “G.I. Joe” (and yes, this is where Hasbro got the name for a boy’s “doll” that coined the term ‘action figure’) received its title because it depicted the “average man/soldier” in combat. (Your useless information for the day, especially if it turns out Poor Game Stop Guy really is named Joe)
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Is chris aware yet that he got duped or is Ideafag still going?
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How would you know the timeline?
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Yeah, Chris keeps going about, "Hm... I only sprayed that male on the shirt, how was I supposed to know things to get that bad." When the moron made a post prior saying he dabbed a tiny bit on his wrist to test it and bitched and whined how horrible it was and had to bring in a fan or two to air everything out.
Shitty memory, lying sack of shit or just an all around dumbass. You make the call.
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I'm going to go with all three, plus you know, extreme low functioning :autism:
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Chris lies like that and has done it before. He acknowledges it, but then lies about the details to downplay it
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and remember it's always someone else's fault too.
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I read this a few hours ago and could not stop laughing. I genuinely doubt the claims that Chris is merely optimistic about this BS.
This goes way beyond optimism and mental retardation. The Sailor Moon universe has not been updated since 1996, and Mercury's computer was introduced in 1992.
Chris needs to be locked away in place where people can't take advantage of him after Barb's timely demise.
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Yeah that's really what pissed people off on Facebook and cost him sympathy--he admitted to using pepper spray and it being awful and making him sick, then goes on within the same post to say he didn't know how bad it was. That guy at Gamestop was really lucky Chris used up most of the canister before he sprayed him. Well, everyone in the store was lucky, honestly. Plus I believe someone on here had mentioned that the spray was old as well.
I only ever heard him refer to the guy from Gamestop as the "yellow shirted guy" or "yellow shirted foe". Maybe IG told him the guy's name was Joe.
https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Yellow-Shirted_Foe
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How wouldn't I know? I check this board pretty much daily and Chris didn't start talking about Neptunia until Idea Guy started filling his head with bullshit. This was right after he realized he would be single for life after that Jessica Quinn fiasco.
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You don't know when Idea Guy got involved.
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This is what Chris normally does: http://southpark.cc.com/clips/224095/and-hes-not-fat-at-all
But not this time. Since there was video of the incident, this was the first time Chris could see himself doing something wrong and it was obvious he was the bad guy. It broke his brain a bit.
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