Flowchart quotes for
FORMER PRO FIGHTING GAME PLAYER
Phillip "Im Blahking" Burnell
Losing against CPU:
"They read my input it's cheating doooood"
Winning against CPU:
"I just won against this cheating motherfucker and nobody cheered or tipped?"
Losing against lesser skilled online player:
"Dood did you see that? He has no footsies and just mashing buttons but because this game lags like shit my reversal didn't come out and I lost, fuck You, no seriously, fuck you"
Losing against same skilled player online:
"Kahhhhhman! Look guys (show controller), I never let go of blahk! I'e never seen this character before, but I was holding back! Then he did something, I didn't do nothing, but somehow he still hits me and gets a full kahnbo, that' fair! Fuck This game so delayed!"
Losing against more skilled player online:
"Look at this guy?? Woooow doooood! He already played 46383638 matches? He must have played non stop since launch! This guy must not even have a job and a girlfriend and playing in his mom' basement! Of course he wins, i just started playing And I have a full time begging job at home! I'm just trying this new character to entertain you guys on stream and he came in and landed that 58 hit kahnmbo on me, great game!" (Show middle finger to camera)
Losing to players offline:
"Well I'm still.. .. I was the best super turbo player on that year for placing 4th in evo...."
Losing money match:
"I need tho....i need that money I really do, I need that money, to pay mah bills...."