Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

[lolnope]

I'm waiting for the Azzman "bully" to join the clique

inb4 one of the bullies’ description is changed to “runs a YouThe channel where she harasses people”.

 

[murcock dickles]

awwww, I for one think it's so sweet that alex has been thinking of us so much he put us in his game! I celebrated by making fanart of him and Hoshiko, don't they have such good chemistry?

Spoiler: better fanart than what the subreddit has lmao

 

[Senor Chicken]

I'm waiting for the Azzman "bully" to join the clique

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

The character based off of the Farms is more likable than Alex himself, but that should come as no surprise.

 

[Sidon's fleshlight]

I'll just put this here for the shits and giggles:

Heathers:
-Story that goes against the current high school movie cliches of the day.
-Characters that are well developed and dynamic.
-The musical version is pretty much perfect with 10/10 music.
-Humor that still is relevant today.

Yandere Simulator:
-Pretty much zero story (as of writing, but seems poor from what Alex is proposing).
-Characters are static and Yandere-chan is just your stereotypical yandere.
-Zero things memorable about the game in general.
-Boobies, I guess?

Therefore: Heathers > Yandere Simulator

 

[MisterNeanderthal]

Should've switched self defense for "programing" cause he is incapable of doing that. BTW, this is what happens when you kidnap one of the bullies, they all fuse into this unholy abomination.

Kidnapping in general is the most broken thing in the game because it can be done to any student so this fucks up the code really hard. He can't simply "fix" it by adding more else/if exceptions like he does with everything Kokona exclusive.

I remember it was a blue haired girl 2 years ago no matter who you kidnapped. The fact that he still has not fixed this shit after all the time he has on his is not even funny in the slightest, its just pathetic and perplexing.

 

[Accel_Rider]

Should've switched self defense for "programing" cause he is incapable of doing that. BTW, this is what happens when you kidnap one of the bullies, they all fuse into this unholy abomination.

Kidnapping in general is the most broken thing in the game because it can be done to any student so this fucks up the code really hard. He can't simply "fix" it by adding more else/if exceptions like he does with everything Kokona exclusive.

Holy shit, she's turning into Moetron

 

[Senor Chicken]

I'm pretty sure Mike Z would be a part of Alex's bully clique:

 

[Ero Aphana]

Heathers > Yandere Simulator

anything with more than 1/3 effort > (Hentai) Yandere Simulator

 

[Orhahine]

((There might be some slight :powerlevel: in here, sorry))
Honestly the suspected Kiwifarms easter egg is hilarious. It's quite petty of him to add that, when we're not exactly a 'hate blog'- we have actual information to put out against him.

Anyways, like others have said, adding the bullies clearly shows that he has never been to a real school. While there may be one, two or in large schools a group of kids that harass others, most bullies that I've seen are ex-friends of the victims. I couldn't care less if he had a group of girl bullies in the school, but he made the other characters out as if they can do nothing wrong. Which isn't exactly true- even I've bullied someone in the past (An act that I truly hate myself for). My point is, anyone can bully. Fucking Alex out of all people should know this.

He should have had them be bullies, but not be the only ones.

 

[Trombonista]

we're not exactly a 'hate blog'- we have actual information to put out against him.

We're also not a blog.

 

[PurpleFoxx]

Considering Alex condoned and supported bullying a 16 year old until they wanted to kill themselves, and the outlandish brainwashed mob mentality his child army exhibit on his behalf, Alex is the last person alive who should be lecturing anyone on bullying.

Hi Alex! Yes, we still remember the 16 year old you had your fans bully until they were suicidal, refusing to tell them to stop while openly stating this kid deserves it ! ...fuckhead

 

[lolnope]

Alex wants to do everything on the left side before working on Osana. Considering how long it took him to add in four new students, I wonder how long it will take for him to do everything else.

If it takes him two months to do the Club Leaders and Delinquents, and four months to do everything else on the left side along with all the other stuff that he's planning, it'll be July-August by the time that he returns to working on Osana.

He's said that Osana will be finished by 2018 until a CaTaCLySMiC event occurs. Let's see if he can finish her suitor, 75% of her elimination methods, and the obstacle in just 5-6 months, when it took him almost 11 months just to do her Rejection elimination!

 

[Senor Chicken]

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Alex wants to do everything on the left side before working on Osana. Considering how long it took him to add in four new students, I wonder how long it will take for him to do everything else.

If it takes him two months to do the Club Leaders and Delinquents, and four months to do everything else on the left side along with all the other stuff that he's planning, it'll be July-August by the time that he returns to working on Osana.

He's said that Osana will be finished by 2018 until a CaTaCLySMiC event occurs. Let's see if he can finish her suitor, 75% of her elimination methods, and the obstacle in just 5-6 months, when it took him almost 11 months just to do her Rejection elimination!

Remember when Osana was totally for sure going to be ready in October, and all of the fans shamed critics for being realistic pessimistic because we knew it wasn't going to happen?

Funny how the fans conveniently 'forgot' about that.

 

[OpenBASED]

Remember when Osana was totally for sure going to be ready in October, and all of the fans shamed critics for being realistic pessimistic because we knew it wasn't going to happen?

Funny how the fans conveniently 'forgot' about that.

Alex said a lot of things, very few of which are true.

 

[SomewhatNormal]

I haven't been on here in over a year and I haven't cared about Yandere Simulator in a year, but today I decided to see what was going on and oh,,,my fucking god. We are in for a hell of a ride.

First of all, why isn't Osana implemented? How special is she really that we have to wait four fucking years for her? How many characters has Alex added in between 2014 and now? Who knows, but it sure as hell isn't Osana.

Second of all, how does he still have fans? Are they even the same fans? Has Yandere Simulator been around for so long that now the original fans from 2014-2016 have grown up and moved on and now the new ones are new edgy 12-year-olds? I am very out of the loop and I'm kind of afraid to find out the answer (because I know I won't like it).

Finally, the new update. Listen, the group of popular girls running the school is a thing that can happen, it happened at my school (three girls who were all rich and trendy and attached at the hip had everyone wrapped around their fingers) but not once did they ever bully anyone? You wanna know why? Because they knew if they did they wouldn't be popular anymore. The only people they were outwardly mean to were ex friends/ex significant others/anyone who was a dick to them for a no reason, but really if you weren't cool enough they would just ignore you, which is so much more realistic than five girls all raising hell on a daily basis. Also, the whole point of the delinquents was that they were supposed to be rough and tough assholes who everybody hated, so if these girls can be assholes and still be worshipped, why can't the delinquents? It's called world building, Alexander, and you're doing it wrong.

And idk about in Japan but I know over here in America you CANNOT text the police. It is currently impossible, and I know Eva doesn't go outside much but Jesus Christ man, it's called Google.

Also, I'd hate to do this to Heathers because I love it so much, but if there are color coordinated popular girls my mind is immediately going to go there

Spoiler: Yandere Simulator = Heathers 2018 reboot

Anyway, that's all I have to say. I guess I'll just log off and come back on in two years to complain about how Osana still isn't in the game, but thank the Lord that Ayano can now make her breasts explode. Bye

 

[vertexwindi]

I love that he discussed his design ethic though, because he showed how little he knows about stealth games. The first mission of Thief The Dark Project alone can show him that. You need to sneak into the manor during the party, but there are guards, so you have to use the sewer to get in and then quietly make your way. Part of what makes a stealth game work is that eyes aren’t on you st all times. The eyes are their, but you need to have tools to do it successfully. Let’s say Osana was in a hallway having a private conversation. She could only theoretically do that during a class period. So wouldn’t it make sense that less students would be in the hall, allowing you to time it just right?
I don’t know though, I’m not a brilliant professional game dev like him

I don't think Eva understands what even makes games fun. Stalking down your victim so you can get a feel for their schedule until the moment is right, killing her and then having to clean up sounds fun and incredibly tense - if it's done right of course. Having to kill a gazillion students before you can get to kill the one you actually need dead sounds more tedious and frustrating than anything else, and really just boils down to nerfing how easy it is to kill in Yansim in a very artificial and shitty way.

But REMEMBUH, GETTING AWAY WITH MURDER SHOULD NOT BE EZ.

 

[Jetstream Sam]

"When a Phone Addict is contacting the police, a countdown timer appears above their head. If the player kills the Phone Addict before the timer runs out, then the police will not be alerted."

So, yeah, no, I'm pretty sure that's not how it works irl. I'm pretty certain that the very second the call connects, they have a way to pinpoint your location, even if you hang up right away. Tracing calls exists, and I don't think said tracing has gotten worse over the years. Not only that, I'm also pretty certain that the 911 dispatcher would send police the moment they hear a child being murdered on the other line, rather than just saying "what was that? I can't hear you! You damn kids!" and forgetting all about it. Having a timer implies they're speaking with the dispatcher, so when you murder them, it's broadcasted for them to hear. They aren't ignoring that. This is one of the stupidest "difficulty mechanics" he's implemented for his "realistic non-meme gaem".

 

[Orhahine]

"When a Phone Addict is contacting the police, a countdown timer appears above their head. If the player kills the Phone Addict before the timer runs out, then the police will not be alerted."

So, yeah, no, I'm pretty sure that's not how it works irl. I'm pretty certain that the very second the call connects, they have a way to pinpoint your location, even if you hang up right away. Tracing calls exists, and I don't think said tracing has gotten worse over the years. Not only that, I'm also pretty certain that the 911 dispatcher would send police the moment they hear a child being murdered on the other line, rather than just saying "what was that? I can't hear you! You damn kids!" and forgetting all about it. Having a timer implies they're speaking with the dispatcher, so when you murder them, it's broadcasted for them to hear. They aren't ignoring that. This is one of the stupidest "difficulty mechanics" he's implemented for his "realistic non-meme gaem".

If we're being optimistic, there can be good reasons for this timer:
A) The school's service is incredibly shitty.
B) They take a lot of time to type out what's happening.
C) The timer ends when they've sent the text to the police.
D) All of the above.

Also- they're shown to be texting, not calling. They're texting the photo to the police.

And how do this group apparently have the police's number directly in their phone? Well, one of the girl's fathers is a policeman. Shocking, I know.

 

[vertexwindi]

Also- they're shown to be texting, not calling. They're texting the photo to the police.

Wouldn't it be much quicker to call first and give them the evidence later? It's not like you need to show proof of a crime right away just to call the emergency hotline. Hell why would you ever take the more time-consuming option when there's a fucking murderer up and about?