WHAT I ATE TODAY + HAUL

[Long time lurker]

Amberism of the day: "I'm just getting ready for bed since it's why I look like I do".

It's seems like she has finally come up with "new" ideas to fill the void vlogs. Reading "random" cherry picked comments and replying to them, and make-up (I wish I could say she's going to do make-up tutorials, but she only does one kind of make-up. I also don't think she's able to explain how to do anything, so we'll probably see a bunch of vlogs of her putting make-up on and doing duck lips puffer fish faces).

Most interesting part of the video to me was that she showed two new cups she got for the express purpose of using with the Keurig, but when she finally shows a "coffee", it's in a different cup.

 

[C3PBRO]

 

[Mrs.MichaelRooker]

But Krumm probably smells much less offensive than Hamberlynn.

 

[angelicbitch]

In which Amber still doesn't understand that Torrid carries many brands, and yes, they will all fit differently.

EDIT: In which Amber forces Becky to take her to Walmart for shampoo and conditioner, when she still hasn't touched the ones Becky bought her for Christmas.

 

[Strong Tomato]

I'm guessing they're always sick cause she's a terrible cook and prepares rotten vegetables? The cauliflower looks fine (before it was cooked, idk what the hell she turned it into lol) but those mushrooms at the end made me feel sick just looking at them There's no way those weren't expired.

 

[497]

It looks like mashed cauliflower but that probably wasn't what AL was going for.

I don't think the comment of the day was/will be random..no way random and that comment about bullying is the one she landed on. She'll avoid all of the ones on diet, the fitbit, rarity, kasey, fat. Atleast she agreed with the comment she did pick she has a serious mental illness (she just didn't say that mental illness IS NOT food addiction/binging)

 

[harrytaco]

That ring around the neck.

 

[Mrs.MichaelRooker]

That Black Heart pencil she tossed in her "trash" makeup bag was from Hot Topic and probably part of the makeup Becky bought her for Christmas. That crappy contour palette Becky's family got her for Christmas was close to the pile...wonder if it will it end up trashed as well.

When she was showing off her Walmart haul she referred to that Physcians Formula compact as a "powder palette", it was clearly a highlight product...does she not even read the packaging on her purchases to actually know what she's buying?

 

[497]

That ring around the neck.

Might be black from a choker that was too tight ?

 

[C3PBRO]

Might be black from a choker that was too tight ?

Yeah that's what I thought when I first saw it, the color from one of those cheap plastic chokers could have rubbed off on her skin, and we all know she doesn't shower. It's just as likely to be beetus though. There's no explanation that isn't horrifying.

 

[melissarendato]

She should watch cooking shows. wtf else does she have to do all day?

A nice crispy roasted chicken with browned, roasted veggies is 1. healthy and 2. not difficult to make. vegetables don't have to be disgusting all the time. she is really sabotaging Becky in this regard, making her eat broccoli and cauliflower babyfood.

also cauliflower pizza with a side of... cauliflower? nice.

 

[Donovan the Man]

I thought they had wet bread on their plates at first, what the fuck?

 

[Slime Tube]

Hamber buying yet more tat from the stores. If she's got money to buy one of those ridiculous pod coffee machines or livestock scales on a whim, you'd think she could afford to pick up an exercise bike or a treadmill. That would require putting some effort into her weight loss rather than just making a few noises and wobbling like a giant blancmange. At least she admitted to cooking enough food to feed an army.

 

[Long time lurker]

I don't think the comment of the day was/will be random..

I was being ironic.

Yeah that's what I thought when I first saw it, the color from one of those cheap plastic chokers could have rubbed off on her skin, and we all know she doesn't shower. It's just as likely to be beetus though.

It looks like the cheap dye from her cheap choker rubbed off on her skin.

also cauliflower pizza with a side of... cauliflower? nice.

She's a culinary genius. She also served broccoli tots with a side of broccoli in another video. Because there is nothing that will guarantee one will stick to a diet like making the food as boring as possible.

 

[jurassic bark]

how the fuck is she not dead yet?

I have a theory that she's actually a trashbag full of cockroaches, like Oogie Boogie.

 

[4Macie]

I'm sure this has asked before but how does she wipe her ass. At least in France you can use a bidet.

Spoiler: gross

I've worked as a caretaker for individuals who are extremely obese so I can take a guess... For wiping after urination she probably just reaches between her legs and wipes OR she doesn't. For some reason some people find it too much work to do even that and so they don't wipe after peeing... which then gives them actual burns and irritation after a while.

For deification, I've noticed some of the morbidly obese people wipe from between their legs in the front. They can be so fat in the back that it's a shorter distance from front to hole than it is back to hole. This, if not done correctly, can cause vagina/urinary problems... or they don't wipe enough and that causes irritation.

While we make fun of how fat she is, she's not nearly fat enough where cleaning isn't possible. She can still walk around well enough, I've noticed that if they can walk, they can do most of their other daily required tasks.

 

[Oglethorpe]

You can get a bidet on amazon for 30 bucks and attach it to your toilet. I have one, never looked back.

If I had a bidet I would be looking back every time I flushed.

 

[Rotogravure]

I have a theory that she's actually a trashbag full of cockroaches, like Oogie Boogie.

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Wow you take that back, Oogie Boogie is a shining paragon of virtue who doesn't deserve to be compared to AL. :autism:

Seriously though, she wants to take photos so she can see her transformation. How about your transformation TO 500 lbs, that should be motivation too.

 

[4Macie]

I'm not sure how she's surprise that she ordered a bunch of 6XL shirts and they all fit differently... that's what brands do... same size does not mean same cut/fit. You'd think someone who has had to go from a Small to an XXXXXXL in their lifetime would have figured that out.

Also, I love when she says the sleeves are too big when in reality the opening of the sleeve is the same size as the top of her arms...

I think it's videos like these that make me sit and think.. She's 500lbs... she could lose an entire obese person and still be obese.

PS: That cauliflower looks like literal shit...wtf did she do to it?

 

[captainpicardsjockstrap]

Maybe she’s making crappy food to help Becky lose weight. Such a selfless, caring partner. She really wants Becky to win this weight loss competition

Man, even typing that bullshit out hurt.