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I mean it lasted longer than the last sponsor, but then again Phil didn't kill the last company dead simply by existing. So swings and roundabouts really.

This saga is so weird. Powerlevel time, I used to work for a company that did a lot of dropshipping, there's really nothing wrong with that on its own. It's just a way of putting an extra step between the distributor and end user to wring a bit more money out of the whole thing. Where it gets problematic is if this company were claiming these are their own Spawnseat brand chairs that they make using premium materials etc, and not just Giantex chairs they're flipping for a huge profit as that's very misleading, and not a good look for a new company. Especially not when that company is already in bed with a known internet con man. However I can't see why the company would shut up shop over that being exposed unless they really were into some shady shit.

I have to give it up for Phil though. He did some stirling work as a partner. Without doubt the best partner Spawnseat could've asked for. The first time he mentioned them was bitching about how heavy the box was and how hard it was to put together, then when the company disappears Phil doesn't give a shit because at least he got his free(?) chair out of it. I can only imagine Coca-Cola, McDonald's and Apple will be beating down Phil's door to sponsor him after this.

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In a case like this i blame the content creator!
 
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Pubic Enemy #1 said:
I have to give it up for Phil though. He did some stirling work as a partner. Without doubt the best partner Spawnseat could've asked for. The first time he mentioned them was bitching about how heavy the box was and how hard it was to put together, then when the company disappears Phil doesn't give a shit because at least he got his free(?) chair out of it. I can only imagine Coca-Cola, McDonald's and Apple will be beating down Phil's door to sponsor him after this.
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Gotta also love it when last time he notched and moaned about how he held up his end of the bargain and OPseat scammed him. But when it gets flipped it's all "oh well, nuthin I could do dood"
 
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BusyMaribo said:
woke up yesterday to learn he got a sponsor...

wake up today and its gone...

Phil 2018 season is just golden.

Shame the guy who does the best of dsp 2017 called it quits, he may need to come out of retirement...
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Same. I spent this afternoon getting caught up on everything, only for SpawnSeat to call it quits. I trust one of you guys managed to archive his original tweeted photo with the chair in the gout den?

NotreallyPutin said:
WEW, trying to gaslight this fast? DSP is on fire.
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Hearing him spin the nature of drop-shipping business reminds me of what he did with the Laveria "reveal." Made a big deal out of keeping it quiet. Got found out via trolls combing SocialBlade, and elsewhere. Slandered SocialBlade. But then... "DUH, idiots. Of course you can find out what MCN a channel is with by checking YouTube metadata! It's public knowledge! DUH. SocialBlade documents all this stuff too! It's incredibly easy to find! There's no secret here!" A really mendacious kind of about-face. I almost empathize with people who get fooled by him doing it.

Jmboote said:
some sort of real-life Peter Griffin-esque protagonist
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  • idiot fat fuck Northeasterner
  • annoying voice
  • paint-peeling laugh
  • gullible
  • incomprehensible accent
  • drinking habit
  • woman way out of his league (:_(
  • heroically retarded, appears to bend reality at times
This shouldn't work. How does it work?

DarkSydePundit said:
Anyways I just DOXXed the guy behind "DSP ENTERPRISES" and you wouldn't believe who that might be...
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NotreallyPutin said:
>Battle the trolls
>Band together

Sometimes I really hate people who play games
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Yeah. Like I said in the "How did you find out about Phil?" thread, his self-hype seems to work, and his delusions of grandeur are contagious. Applies to both fans and trolls.

ThePlagueTND said:
He's now 0 - 2. This might be his HWNDU flag but he's the one who keeps stealing his own flag.
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Important: this will only happen more in the future. Unlike HWNDU, our favorite gout-addled Twitch streamer has no plans to quit anytime soon. The scattered former acolytes of the Autistic Illuminati will be waiting to tweet videos and forum posts at anyone willing to shake hands with Phil on business terms, or help him get ahead in life.

I have been contemplating making a thread that speculates on the fates of the worst DSP detractors, or at least the most preoccupied. And if they will end their "harassment" once he is humbled into living a normal life, or ramp it up, some seeing their own lives unravel in the process.
 
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PUBG - February 4, 1st stream commentary

1st Match
  • "I don’t like the latest changes"
  • Drops on military base. Circle covers west half of the island. He's on the east half. "The circle is on the other side of the map! I'm completely fucked!"
  • "I can't find anything! This patch changed the majority of the game…the majority of the game is now empty!" Smug chuckle.
  • "They actively changed it to make the game boring!"
  • "This patch is so off-base from what they're going for with this game…it's sucked the excitement right out of the game" If excitement is running and hiding for 20 minutes
  • Chat gives him the names of a couple good loot areas on the map. Reads the tip mechanically and doesn't even bother to look at the map to see where those areas are. Not interested in that.
  • Finds an open-top jeep. Then finds a covered-top jeep with more gas. But it doesn't matter because "All the vehicles suck now."
  • While he's reading another tip giving good loot locations his jeep slams head-on into the lone tree in an open field. In the following salt talk says "it almost seems like now you have to stay on the roads…because going into the woods or whatever you have such a high risk of hitting something and losing all your vehicle health it's not worth it" I realize my favorite part of his PUBG stream is the nail-biting experience of watching him drive while reading chat. Trees whizzing by. Narrowly missing mountains.
  • While in the aforementioned worthless jeep, he catches a pedestrian in an open field. Unlike the tree, he misses the guy and the jeep takes a few shots as DSP flees. In the jeep. From the lone guy on foot.
  • Drives around the circle forever. Loses jeep somehow. It doesn't matter. None of this matters.
  • Eventually is ran over while lying prone and staring into the headlights. This is my favorite DSP PUBG death and it's a great way to kick off today's salt.
  • 4th place. Killed by: Dune buggy. Weapon at time of death: AKM. Number of kills: 0? (I spaced out during the jeep circle-thon)


2nd Match
  • Mentions subs are down (522) because of gifted subs. "Not much I could do about it."
  • He parachutes towards a river.
  • Gets a 1911. Gets the drop on a guy in a house. Chases the guy around a two-story and empties 2 magazines into the walls in the process. Guy kills DSP with a machete.
  • "That's why I never pick up hand guns…they're worthless." Smug chuckle.
  • 97th place. Killed by: Machete. Weapon at time of death: 1911. Number of kills: 0


3rd Match
  • Lands in an unpopulated spot. Gets a P92 and a pump shotgun. Runs around in the wilderness.
  • Finally arrives at some buildings. "All the good loot is gone by now. Unfortunately that's the way it works."
  • Then gets 2 M16s, a UMP9, and a SKS in quick succession.
  • Calls the guy who was in the house before him an idiot for leaving all these guns. Then through some gun-swapping shenanigans DSP leaves both M16s behind. Realizes it way later. Through more shenanigans ends up with the SKS and an M4.
  • Asks "Isn't the SKS a sniper rifle?"
  • Gets a kill by sneaking up on someone who was in another firefight. "What a complete idiot! He was shooting at someone else!" Smug chuckle.
  • Asked about his thoughts on Nintendo online. "What's that? I don't know what that is. Can someone in chat tell me?" Chat tells him. "It's just online? What's the big deal about that?" Then suddenly becomes knowledgeable about it and throws shade by saying it's free right now but Nintendo will start charging for it.
  • Gets killed ascending stairs by someone on the second floor. A manic word-salad of salt follows involving "5 frames per second" "tried to go left" and "controls massively delayed." Insults developers.
  • The guy who killed him was a stupid asshole who just got lucky.
  • Now an expert in Nintendo online and starts talking about how much it sucks.
  • 29th place. Killed by: AKM. Weapons at time of death: M4, SKS. Number of kills: 1


4th Match
  • Drops on military base roof. "There's not even any weapons on the roof of the military base?!" Apparently this is where guns should naturally be found.
  • "There's no good guns! I'm so glad I listened to people tell me what to do and landed here…" Guilts chat over asking him to land here. Remember he landed here by choice the very first game.
  • Gets M16 and VSS. Hears gunshots multiple times. Hides in a building until all's quiet.
  • Flips bike while reading chat and limps away.
  • While running along the shore someone in a boat lands and starts shooting. DSP empties a mag from his M16, accomplishing nothing. Then DSP backs away from the boat: the only cover around. The other guy takes cover behind his boat. DSP eventually gets killed by a second guy on the other side of the river. "Literally nothing I could do."
  • 28th place. Killed by: M16. Weapons at time of death: M16, VSS. Number of kills: 0


5th Match
  • Had to order a new monitor. Bought a new one. Shills for ASUS and Amazon Prime.
  • Asked about Warfame. "What's that?" Then develops immediate expertise. "Yeah I played that, it's free to play, it's not great. I understand why it's free." Smug chuckle.
  • Drops in the boondocks again.
  • Papa Lou asks if he can do something deviant with the shower video.
  • Gets an M16 and AKM.
  • "Finally a helmet! Thank God! Finally!" Yeah, that's what's been holding you back.
  • Gets caught hopping a low wall for a split-second. "I'm stuck!!! I can't get over the wall!"
  • Flips the jeep during chat, bitches about low vehicle health.
  • "Top 20, I'm just going to camp now." Hides in a corner. "What do you guys want to talk about? Nothing's going on in this game…" Smug chuckle.
  • Circle forces him to leaves camp. He gets a kill.
  • Once just inside the safe zone he goes prone in the grass. "Better start crawling."
  • Crawls across the landscape. Gets killed.
  • "All that for nothing…"
  • 9th place. Killed by: SCAR. Weapons at time of death: M16, AKM. Number of kills: 1


6th Match
  • All his Kirby playthroughs got claimed.
  • Monitor shipping update: probably arriving tomorrow.
  • Gets an M4. Empties mag and gets a kill.
  • "I didn't hear him! I didn't hear footsteps in the house, did you? I heard him way outside…they didn't make any noise inside…I heard no noise whatsoever! None! And that's what happens when you land in a popular area: you get fucked!" It's called crouch walk.
  • 75th place. Killed by: AKM. Weapons at time of death: M4, AKM . Number of kills: 1


7th Match
  • "The game started?! I was deleting spam email, now I can't land anywhere good!"
  • Drops at hospital. Says he's never been here before.
  • Finds M16 and AKM immediately.
  • Hears gunshots. Freaks out and empties a mag outside a window at ???
  • Caught inside in bombing zone. "What the fuck is going on?!"
  • Gets a kill.
  • Gets killed looting his kill.
  • "Starting in these populated areas ends fast!"
  • "It's fun to get in these firefights but it ends so fast!"
  • 63rd place. Killed by: Kar. Weapons at time of death: M16, AKM. Number of kills: 1


8th Match
  • Finds a micro-uzi and frag grenade. "Well this is going to be a shitty run."
  • "Time for the fucking long run across the map…" Then don't drop on the edge of the map.
  • "I'm not even near a road where I can get a vehicle. I'm just going to have to run for the entire fucking game. Delightful. Ugh." Who's fault is that?
  • Gets M16 and AKM.
  • "Now I gotta run and get to the fight!"
  • Trolls doxxed chair company and the guy is going out of business.
  • "It doesn't affect me because I got the chair! ACK ACK ACK!"
  • Crashes jeep again due to not paying attention.
  • Drives a flaming, smoking jeep around while getting shot at.
  • Gets shot while out in the open. "This guy is just SPAMMING bullets and hitting me at a massive distance, that's bullshit!" Runs away.
  • Gets shot at again. Runs away. Hides behind tree. Gets shot again. Dies. "HUHHH?!?"
  • 35th place. Killed by: M16. Weapon at time of death: M16, AKM. Number of kills: 0


9th Match
  • Manic chair word-salad continues to dominate the stream.
  • Spends flyover removing chair endorsement panel, tweets, etc. He's all too happy to remove any connection to them. Still the trolls fault.
  • Gets M16 and SCAR. Cowers until he's forced to run across the landscape as usual.
  • Unbans person who was talking bad about his sponsorship company earlier in the stream since he's not sponsored by them anymore. So I guess it's okay to talk shit now. Unbanned person apologizes to DSP.
  • Gets shot at. Runs away across open ground as usual. Gets shot at some more. Sneaks up on a guy, empties mag, gets killed. "HUHHH?!?" Seal clap.
  • 36th place. Killed by: UMP9. Weapon at time of death: M16, SCAR. Number of kills: 0
 
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