DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Takayuki Yagami]

Fuck. I'm sure he would've rage quit Kingdom Come but I've been waiting for this game for so long, I want him to buy just so they get the $$$.

It’s a game with 14 different armor slots that quicksaves by taking a shot before you do something stupid. I can’t even imagine how stupid he’d act in it.

 

[Preferred Penne]

And now, a poem.

Leanna's clit's red
Cuz Tyrone is black
Phil is a cucklord
ACK ACK ACK ACK

 

[Freshtodeath]

Phil has not mentioned what state she is from or how they met. He said simply, "they met by random chance." He also said, they took precautions from her getting doxxed. He also when about to mention her past said, "nevermind I won't get into that." He also mentioned she is a gamer.

There is something there just not sure how to piece it together. I mean is it possible she visited seattle and somehow they ran into each other? I believe early June he went into the city because he had to return his car. (Source: tons of instagram pics) Maybe they met or something.

 

[Tmacdunk]

In that video with panada in the dinner, Phil is dressed like the villan in any Steven Segal 90s movie. It's terrible.

 

[Jmboote]

Phil has not mentioned what state she is from or how they met. He said simply, "they met by random chance." He also said, they took precautions from her getting doxxed. He also when about to mention her past said, "nevermind I won't get into that." He also mentioned she is a gamer.

There is something there just not sure how to piece it together. I mean is it possible she visited seattle and somehow they ran into each other? I believe early June he went into the city because he had to return his car. (Source: tons of instagram pics) Maybe they met or something.

The problem is, if they did somehow "randomly" meet each other, in what world would there be enough of an instant connection for them to keep in contact?

Let's use the example you gave. She's in Seattle for whatever reason. Phil is returning his car. They're both in the city for reasons other than looking for romance. I know Phil is thirsty and desperate as fuck, but people who you just bump into on the street/at the store don't tend to instantly give away their number to a stranger, so they can keep in contact. Not unless they're specifically out looking for a hook-up/relationship, like at a bar or a mixer.

They've got shit to do, and Phil isn't exactly a charmer. His offline personality has been confirmed by third parties to be somewhat timid and not at all like the online "tough-guy" persona he puts on. He's not going to meet a random woman on the street and sweep her off her feet, instantly becoming long-distance lovers.

Maybe I'm just being cynical, but from my experience, people don't randomly meet IRL and immediately strike up a relationship, unless there's something going on, or it's at a place where you know people are looking for that kind of thing (bar/club/mixer/some other social gathering), which Phil denied from the get-go.

 

[ANDS!]

If there ever was something I agreed with Phil on, it's that people are obsessed with sherlocking when he first fucked his ex-girlfriend.

It's seriously creepy.

. . . I guess I'm a creep because I'm also interested to know if this guy groomed a minor to date and whether we can add "legit pedophile" to his Character Sheet.

 

[Faded]

If there ever was something I agreed with Phil on, it's that people are obsessed with sherlocking when he first fucked his ex-girlfriend.

It's seriously creepy.

Spoiler: Don't look

YOu looked. YOu Creep.

I hope his new gf is allowed out of the cellar this time.

The problem is, if they did somehow "randomly" meet each other, in what world would there be enough of an instant connection for them to keep in contact?

Let's use the example you gave. She's in Seattle for whatever reason. Phil is returning his car. They're both in the city for reasons other than looking for romance. I know Phil is thirsty and desperate as fuck, but people who you just bump into on the street/at the store don't tend to instantly give away their number to a stranger, so they can keep in contact. Not unless they're specifically out looking for a hook-up/relationship, like at a bar or a mixer.

They've got shit to do, and Phil isn't exactly a charmer. His offline personality has been confirmed by third parties to be somewhat timid and not at all like the online "tough-guy" persona he puts on. He's not going to meet a random woman on the street and sweep her off her feet, instantly becoming long-distance lovers.

Maybe I'm just being cynical, but from my experience, people don't randomly meet IRL and immediately strike up a relationship, unless there's something going on, or it's at a place where you know people are looking for that kind of thing (bar/club/mixer/some other social gathering), which Phil denied from the get-go.

DSP is a secret tru pick up artist. This is an example of how he got the (non asian) panda

Spoiler: Click here to learn the tactics of the master

 

[Clop]

. . . I guess I'm a creep because I'm also interested to know if this guy groomed a minor to date and whether we can add "legit pedophile" to his Character Sheet.

If she one day does come forward and outright say that she was being groomed by daddy Gout (no, the anonymous #metoo-tweet doesn't count, unfortunately) then I will laugh and call him a disgusting perv. Otherwise it's just one of those things that keeps getting repeated every month on the thread with the power of faint hopes of being better than a fat, balding man playing video games.

We will never know for sure, that much should be obvious by now.

 

[DiabeticSP]

The only reason I can't think of that she's not some impressionable young fan he picked up on Twitter again is that over the years Phil has become incredibly paranoid.

And tbf the Dutch escort saga proves him right.

 

[Darksydepickle]

. . . I guess I'm a creep because I'm also interested to know if this guy groomed a minor to date and whether we can add "legit pedophile" to his Character Sheet.

We follow his life day-to-day and discuss it. Everyone here is a creep, him included. The first step is to admit that if you're on this webpage... you're probably not the greatest of persons.

 

[LeeSydePanda]

The problem is, if they did somehow "randomly" meet each other, in what world would there be enough of an instant connection for them to keep in contact?

Let's use the example you gave. She's in Seattle for whatever reason. Phil is returning his car. They're both in the city for reasons other than looking for romance. I know Phil is thirsty and desperate as fuck, but people who you just bump into on the street/at the store don't tend to instantly give away their number to a stranger, so they can keep in contact. Not unless they're specifically out looking for a hook-up/relationship, like at a bar or a mixer.

They've got shit to do, and Phil isn't exactly a charmer. His offline personality has been confirmed by third parties to be somewhat timid and not at all like the online "tough-guy" persona he puts on. He's not going to meet a random woman on the street and sweep her off her feet, instantly becoming long-distance lovers.

Maybe I'm just being cynical, but from my experience, people don't randomly meet IRL and immediately strike up a relationship, unless there's something going on, or it's at a place where you know people are looking for that kind of thing (bar/club/mixer/some other social gathering), which Phil denied from the get-go.

Perhaps she's easily persuaded by money.

 

[Plumbaby]

We follow his life day-to-day and discuss it. Everyone here is a creep, him included. The first step is to admit that if you're on this webpage... you're probably not the greatest of persons.

meh

 

[Monday Michiru]

If there ever was something I agreed with Phil on, it's that people are obsessed with sherlocking when he first fucked his ex-girlfriend.

It's seriously creepy.

If she one day does come forward and outright say that she was being groomed by daddy Gout (no, the anonymous #metoo-tweet doesn't count, unfortunately) then I will laugh and call him a disgusting perv. Otherwise it's just one of those things that keeps getting repeated every month on the thread with the power of faint hopes of being better than a fat, balding man playing video games.

We will never know for sure, that much should be obvious by now.

Besides being indicative of pattern predatory behavior (regardless of JB or barely legal), It's of interest because The Realest Motherfucker on the Internet has hedged and dissimulated about it for so long. Phil stakes a lot of his integrity on the persistent "pedophile" and "neo-nazi" strawmen not being true. And he also uses them to denigrate the source of criticisms.

Though you are right about there being no smoking gun. Even my :autism: breakdown from earlier, which shows (I think) the very distinct possibility of some statutory shenanigans, is all circumstantial.

meh

Everyone who posts on Kiwifarms sucks. Don't try to back out of it now.

 

[BatChatillon]

Shadow of the Colossus shows once again how little empathy Phil has, since he doesn't care for the game's mood.
Again he insults an animal companion and laughed his ass off when something bad happened to it.
And he turned the tragic ending into a clown show by making circus music noises and padding out the end. His commentary has gotten worse it seems.

The best thing his stream chat is saying is "well at least you didn't ragequit".

 

[StylishAcolyte]

Shadow of the Colossus shows once again how little empathy Phil has, since he doesn't care for the game's mood.
Again he insults an animal companion and laughed his ass off when something bad happened to it.
And he turned the tragic ending into a clown show by making circus music noises and padding out the end. His commentary has gotten worse it seems.

The best thing his stream chat is saying is "well at least you didn't ragequit".

I don't get that about him, i'm pretty sure he makes those jokes because he feels he has to entertain and doesn't know how to be funny. I think a lot more people would love it if he got invested with the game.

When you watch other people play these games, you feel like you are in the ride along with them, especially if it's a game they haven't played before, you can get to the ending and hear the guy appreciating the story, trying to make sense of it, understanding it and sharing his thoughts about the game but in the case of Phil you are constantly reminded that you are watching a guy pushing 40's playing a videogame for kids and making 1st grade-tier jokes.

 

[neger psykolog]

Though you are right about there being no smoking gun. Even my :autism: breakdown from earlier, which shows (I think) the very distinct possibility of some statutory shenanigans, is all circumstantial.

It's DSP, there's never a smoking gun... he's always one step ahead. Anyway, one day you might just find that elusive Christmas Tree picture and win yourself the Nobel prize for autism.

 

[Coin Ops]

PUBG - February 6, 2nd stream commentary

Spoiler

Pregame

• 10:21 - Stream starts. 51 minutes late.
• King Phil holds court. Tonight is the tale of the videos that took too long to upload, delaying our Lord. He also bathed. These are things we need to know.
• Reminder that his girlfriend is moving in.
• Cheer, Sub, or Tip so he can keep paying his bills.
• Minor technical difficulties abound.
• 10:30 - Time for PUBG

1st Match

• Kicks off the stream with a big yawn. "You can tell how excited I am to play this game."
• Opens some loot boxes and dresses his doll.
• Talking about his monitor he forgets to pay attention to the drop.
• Lands in the wall of a building, takes damage and becomes stuck within the wall. We're off to a good start.
• He just learned how to auto-run last night. He's been playing this game for a month holding down a trigger while he runs across the landscape.
• Chat is baiting him with questions they know he'll spout off about.
• Throws shade at Dr. Disrespect. He's salty the guy cheated on his wife but gets all the attention and money. He's also not doing anything original and people only watch him because they started watching him a long time ago. It's just a word-salad of bitterness and jealousy.
• Time for the roller-coaster ride that is Phil driving a car. Hits a house.
• Chat bait continues. He shits on titty streams.
• Tries to get into a dune bugger but shoots the tire out "because of the delay in controls."
• Talks about cocks
• Opens a door then immediately looks at chat. There's a guy on the other side of the door who kills him.
• Says the guy was camping way too early in the game. He's been playing for 18 minutes.
• Parting shot: "Are you fucking kidding me?!"
• 34th place. Killed by: AKM. Weapons at time of death: M16, SKS. Number of kills: 1

2nd Match

• He's going to land at the same spot as one other person. He's freaking out.
• He wildly empties his P92 and eats a shotgun.
• Parting shot: "ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK"
• 88th place. Killed by: shotgun. Weapon at time of death: P92. Number of kills: 0

3rd Match

• Claims his average viewer is emphatically against him playing Monster Hunter.
• Game crashes. Starts a new game.
• Parting shot:
• ? place. Killed by: The game. Weapon at time of death: Noodle arms. Number of kills: 0

4th Match

• More Monster Hunter word salad.
• Gets a kill by waiting in a room because he heard someone in the building.
• Gets killed walking into a room while reading chat AGAIN.
• The guy was camping according to Phil. Chat immediately calls him on his earlier camping. But that was TOTALLY DIFFERENT.
• Parting shot: "What is going on with the camping?! It's out of control!"
• 67th place. Killed by: DP-28. Weapons at time of death: M16, UMP9. Number of kills: 1

5th Match

• Another person is landing near him. "There's tons of people landing near me!"
• Thinks someone is in the building with him. Hides in a room. Not camping. Accuses the other person of camping somewhere. You can't make this shit up.
• The guy is actually going through the building next door and takes off. Phil gives chase. The guy takes cover and starts shooting. Phil has strategically positioned himself away from any cover and dies.
• Chat is on him about why he plays a game he hates. He plays it because that's what people want and he's about providing the experience people want and it's profitable. That's actually pretty honest. This contradicts his "I just want to play games and have fun" schtick, though.
• "People like this game because it's popular, not because it's good." This logic.
• Parting shot: "I did hit him! But the framerate's so bad you can't kill anybody."
• 65th place. Killed by: S12K. Weapons at time of death: M4, AKM. Number of kills: 0

6th Match

• Sprays wildly and somehow gets a kill. "What an idiot!"
• Waiting crouched in a bathroom. Not camping. Someone runs by. He empties a magazine into the doorframe. Gets killed.
• Parting shot: "You saw what happened, right?!"
• 45th place. Killed by: Tommy Gun. Weapons at time of death: SCAR, AKM. Number of kills: 1

7th Match

• Rants about the latest patch. Vehicles don't hurt anyone when you hit them anymore. I just watched this guy get ran over and killed last night. Whatever. It doesn't matter. None of this matters.
• Game crashes. Starts a new game.
• Says he has never seen "this" happen. What, the 2 crashes? That's happened to him several times.
• Parting shot: "What the fuck? WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!"
• ? place. Killed by: The game. Weapons at time of death: M16, M4. Number of kills: 0

8th Match

• Now he's sure the game will crash.
• Calls the game a piece of garbage.
• Talking about the Spice Girls: "The blonde was chubby but she had big tits." Quote of the night.
• Tries unsuccessfully to snipe several people. Word salad about shot lead and bullet drop.
• Parting shot: "You saw that right?! That wasn't me! The game fucked up!"
• 25th place. Killed by: M16. Weapons at time of death: AKM, SKS. Number of kills: 0

9th Match

• "Still got another 40-50 minutes…" he says with a weary voice.
• It's been a bad night and people camping early is to blame.
• A guy in chat named seafoodandbutter has been trying to get Phil to do an interview all night and Phil's unloads on him.
• Tries to machete a guy. Gets killed.
• Parting shot: "I should have been able to kill him. It's stupid."
• 84rd place. Killed by: UMP9. Weapon at time of death: Machete. Number of kills: 0

10th Match

• seafoodandbutter continues to be annoying asking for an interview. Phil just unloads on him with an impressive torrent of hate. The guy tries to make peace and Phil goes in for the kill. Calls the guy out for not even being a subscriber. This guilts the guy into cheering $5 and becoming the cheerleader.
• While not camping behind a tree, gets a kill. This draws more people. There's some gunplay. Phil dies.
• Parting shot: "The only time you can hit someone in this fucking game of complete randomness is if they're standing still in front of you!"
• 60th place. Killed by: M4. Weapon at time of death: M16, SCAR. Number of kills: 1

11th Match

• seafoodandbutter starts a cheer war and rakes in more money for Phil. Seal clap to thank chat for the cheers.
• Lands on military island at goldencolt's recommendation.
• Immediately gets gunned down.
• Parting shot: "My feet glitched into the ground!"
• Shits on military island like usual. goldencolt's is in the doghouse.
• 95th place. Killed by: SCAR. Weapon at time of death: Noodle arms. Number of kills: 0

12th Match

• Doesn't know what turned up means. All he knows is that this game sucks.
• Shits on YouTube. Being free of their bullshit is amazing.
• He considers what he's doing tonight as going all-out for his supporters.
• Admits he has to change and adapt over time to make this work.
• Thinks he hears someone: "We got a fucking camper."
• He can't find the camper in any of the houses. "He might be camping." What?
• "I don't have any best practices. I just do whatever the fuck happens and pray for the best." ???
• Empties a mag on a guy across an open field of flowers. Accomplishes nothing. Immediately goes prone and hides. I don't know if camping is permitted at this point but crawling across the landscape for the rest of the game is allowed.
• Eventually kills the guy. "That guy is the worst fucking player I have ever seen in my life. He unloaded a ridiculous amount of bullets before he hit me once."
• Doesn't notice this person he's sprinting by because he's reading chat:

• Parting shot:

• 34th place. Killed by: S1897. Weapon at time of death: M16. Number of kills: 1

13th Match

• Last game.
• Sings the Reading Rainbow theme song.
• Sing the Fraggle Rock theme song.
• Parting shot: "How stupid was that?!"
• 24th place. Killed by: AUG. Weapon at time of death: M4. Number of kills: 0

Ends stream with "Dear Bluehole, FUCK YOU!" and flips off the camera.


Ran away from Worthless Humans: 3 times

Talked about cock: 4 times

Accused others of camping: 5 times

Smugly chuckled: 6 times

 

[Drip Feed]

PUBG - February 6, 2nd stream

Spoiler

Pregame

• 10:21 - Stream starts. 51 minutes late.
• King Phil holds court. Tonight is the tale of the videos that took too long to upload, delaying our Lord. He also bathed. These are things we need to know.
• Reminder that his girlfriend is moving in.
• Cheer, Sub, or Tip so he can keep paying his bills.
• Minor technical difficulties abound.
• 10:30 - Time for PUBG

1st Match

• Kicks off the stream with a big yawn. "You can tell how excited I am to play this game."
• Opens some loot boxes and dresses his doll.
• Talking about his monitor he forgets to pay attention to the drop.
• Lands in the wall of a building, takes damage and becomes stuck within the wall. We're off to a good start.
• He just learned how to auto-run last night. He's been playing this game for a month holding down a trigger while he runs across the landscape.
• Chat is baiting him with questions they know he'll spout off about.
• Throws shade at Dr. Disrespect. He's salty the guy cheated on his wife but gets all the attention and money. He's also not doing anything original and people only watch him because they started watching him a long time ago. It's just a word-salad of bitterness and jealousy.
• Time for the roller-coaster ride that is Phil driving a car. Hits a house.
• Chat bait continues. He shits on titty streams.
• Tries to get into a dune bugger but shoots the tire out "because of the delay in controls."
• Talks about cocks
• Opens a door then immediately looks at chat. There's a guy on the other side of the door who kills him.
• Says the guy was camping way too early in the game. He's been playing for 18 minutes.
• Parting shot: "Are you fucking kidding me?!"
• 34th place. Killed by: AKM. Weapons at time of death: M16, SKS. Number of kills: 1

2nd Match

• He's going to land at the same spot as one other person. He's freaking out.
• He wildly empties his P92 and eats a shotgun.
• Parting shot: "ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK"
• 88th place. Killed by: shotgun. Weapon at time of death: P92. Number of kills: 0

3rd Match

• Claims his average viewer is emphatically against him playing Monster Hunter.
• Game crashes. Starts a new game.
• Parting shot:
• ? place. Killed by: The game. Weapon at time of death: Noodle arms. Number of kills: 0

4th Match

• More Monster Hunter word salad.
• Gets a kill by waiting in a room because he heard someone in the building.
• Gets killed walking into a room while reading chat AGAIN.
• The guy was camping according to Phil. Chat immediately calls him on his earlier camping. But that was TOTALLY DIFFERENT.
• Parting shot: "What is going on with the camping?! It's out of control!"
• 67th place. Killed by: DP-28. Weapons at time of death: M16, UMP9. Number of kills: 1

5th Match

• Another person is landing near him. "There's tons of people landing near me!"
• Thinks someone is in the building with him. Hides in a room. Not camping. Accuses the other person of camping somewhere. You can't make this shit up.
• The guy is actually going through the building next door and takes off. Phil gives chase. The guy takes cover and starts shooting. Phil has strategically positioned himself away from any cover and dies.
• Chat is on him about why he plays a game he hates. He plays it because that's what people want and he's about providing the experience people want and it's profitable. That's actually pretty honest. This contradicts his "I just want to play games and have fun" schtick, though.
• "People like this game because it's popular, not because it's good." This logic.
• Parting shot: "I did hit him! But the framerate's so bad you can't kill anybody."
• 65th place. Killed by: S12K. Weapons at time of death: M4, AKM. Number of kills: 0

6th Match

• Sprays wildly and somehow gets a kill. "What an idiot!"
• Waiting crouched in a bathroom. Not camping. Someone runs by. He empties a magazine into the doorframe. Gets killed.
• Parting shot: "You saw what happened, right?!"
• 45th place. Killed by: Tommy Gun. Weapons at time of death: SCAR, AKM. Number of kills: 1

7th Match

• Rants about the latest patch. Vehicles don't hurt anyone when you hit them anymore. I just watched this guy get ran over and killed last night. Whatever. It doesn't matter. None of this matters.
• Game crashes. Starts a new game.
• Says he has never seen "this" happen. What, the 2 crashes? That's happened to him several times.
• Parting shot: "What the fuck? WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!"
• ? place. Killed by: The game. Weapons at time of death: M16, M4. Number of kills: 0

8th Match

• Now he's sure the game will crash.
• Calls the game a piece of garbage.
• Talking about the Spice Girls: "The blonde was chubby but she had big tits." Quote of the night.
• Tries unsuccessfully to snipe several people. Word salad about shot lead and bullet drop.
• Parting shot: "You saw that right?! That wasn't me! The game fucked up!"
• 25th place. Killed by: M16. Weapons at time of death: AKM, SKS. Number of kills: 0

9th Match

• "Still got another 40-50 minutes…" he says with a weary voice.
• It's been a bad night and people camping early is to blame.
• A guy in chat named seafoodandbutter has been trying to get Phil to do an interview all night and Phil's unloads on him.
• Tries to machete a guy. Gets killed.
• Parting shot: "I should have been able to kill him. It's stupid."
• 84rd place. Killed by: UMP9. Weapon at time of death: Machete. Number of kills: 0

10th Match

• seafoodandbutter continues to be annoying asking for an interview. Phil just unloads on him with an impressive torrent of hate. The guy tries to make peace and Phil goes in for the kill. Calls the guy out for not even being a subscriber. This guilts the guy into cheering $5 and becoming the cheerleader.
• While not camping behind a tree, gets a kill. This draws more people. There's some gunplay. Phil dies.
• Parting shot: "The only time you can hit someone in this fucking game of complete randomness is if they're standing still in front of you!"
• 60th place. Killed by: M4. Weapon at time of death: M16, SCAR. Number of kills: 1

11th Match

• seafoodandbutter starts a cheer war and rakes in more money for Phil. Seal clap to thank chat for the cheers.
• Lands on military island at goldencolt's recommendation.
• Immediately gets gunned down.
• Parting shot: "My feet glitched into the ground!"
• Shits on military island like usual. goldencolt's is in the doghouse.
• 95th place. Killed by: SCAR. Weapon at time of death: Noodle arms. Number of kills: 0

12th Match

• Doesn't know what turned up means. All he knows is that this game sucks.
• Shits on YouTube. Being free of their bullshit is amazing.
• He considers what he's doing tonight as going all-out for his supporters.
• Admits he has to change and adapt over time to make this work.
• Thinks he hears someone: "We got a fucking camper."
• He can't find the camper in any of the houses. "He might be camping." What?
• "I don't have any best practices. I just do whatever the fuck happens and pray for the best." ???
• Empties a mag on a guy across an open field of flowers. Accomplishes nothing. Immediately goes prone and hides. I don't know if camping is permitted at this point but crawling across the landscape for the rest of the game is allowed.
• Eventually kills the guy. "That guy is the worst fucking player I have ever seen in my life. He unloaded a ridiculous amount of bullets before he hit me once."
• Doesn't notice this person he's sprinting by because he's reading chat:

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• Parting shot:

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• 34th place. Killed by: S1897. Weapon at time of death: M16. Number of kills: 1

13th Match

• Last game.
• Sings the Reading Rainbow theme song.
• Sing the Fraggle Rock theme song.
• Parting shot: "How stupid was that?!"
• 24th place. Killed by: AUG. Weapon at time of death: M4. Number of kills: 0

Ends stream with "Dear Bluehole, FUCK YOU!" and flips off the camera.


Ran away from Worthless Humans: 3 times

Talked about cock: 4 times

Accused others of camping: 5 times

Smugly chuckled: 6 times

I thought he wasn't having fun and was dropping it along with DBFZ?

 

[NotreallyPutin]

"well at least you didn't ragequit".

This made me laugh so hard. Even his fans know that he rage quits. Does Phil honestly think that no one notices when he rage quits. You can't redefine "rage quiting" and claim you never do it.

 

[Plumbaby]

Shadow of the Colossus shows once again how little empathy Phil has, since he doesn't care for the game's mood.
Again he insults an animal companion and laughed his ass off when something bad happened to it.
And he turned the tragic ending into a clown show by making circus music noises and padding out the end. His commentary has gotten worse it seems.

The best thing his stream chat is saying is "well at least you didn't ragequit".

for all his talk of what Normal Humans do he acts like a literal alien