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Sparkletor said:
Look in the mirror on the left.

"I'm not going bald!" Confirmed lie
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BatChatillon said:
Shadow of the Colossus shows once again how little empathy Phil has, since he doesn't care for the game's mood.
Again he insults an animal companion and laughed his ass off when something bad happened to it.
And he turned the tragic ending into a clown show by making circus music noises and padding out the end. His commentary has gotten worse it seems.

The best thing his stream chat is saying is "well at least you didn't ragequit".
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Knew this would happen before he even started. Knew it as soon as SotC remake was announced. He just isn't the kind of "entertainer" to play this kind of game. Anything remotely emotional or thought provoking and Phil just can't handle it.

Better not show emotion, that's just gay.

What a fucking loser.
 
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3 years ago. Phil never changes
scorptatious said:
Anyway, if Phil has changed at all in the past few years. It has only been for the worse. I watched some TIHYDP's of his earlier playthroughs and for the most part, they weren't as bad. He wasn't complaining or bitching as much and it seemed like he was actually having some amount of fun.

From what I see in his later videos though, it feels like he's grown really impatient and bitter. And is ready to lash out at anyone who says so much as a negative thing towards him.
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Monday Michiru said:
Sweet baby Jesus. And I thought we were supposed to be the mentally ill fuckheads. There are several people on either side of the DSP coin for whom the best advice is simply to log off forever and never think about Phil again.


Yep! This was the first big betrayal of the "You have to finish the game to review it properly" principle. But you're quite late -- in 2016, Phil ragequit several games and reviewed them anyway. The rule was lamely and quietly surrendered. The first 2:10 of this video are relevant. Phil elaborates for us the difference between ragequitting and simply ceasing play and never going back.



A quick callback to this: Phil talks a MINDBOGGLING amount of shit as soon as he thinks he's untouchable. For him to describe his new soulmaid in such utilitarian terms, with affection never being higher than 3rd on her list of assets, it really gives the impression that he knows she has no idea about the DarksydePhil persona.
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Maybe he's not really capable of feeling love. Never says anything interesting about her looks or personality. Just "she'll cook and clean my shit and pay my bills!" Just wants a maid and mommy figure to occasionally suck his soulless dick off.
 
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Monday Michiru said:
I would like to quickly and respectfully disagree with this. Phil is just fucking hubristic and shortsighted. He went through this exact same posturing and claims of undoxability when he moved to the West Coast. I invite you to watch this vid, starting at 6:36.

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Here we are, the 'Sims 4 prestream' I'd been looking for where DSP talks about being prepared over possible SWATing. I really should have checked deviltetsuo's account, he's got a bunch of videos from this era including the Kingdom Hearts PandaLee incident.
The video was uploaded September 3rd 2014. During the prestream DSP implies this is his first session, and the videos from this stream went up September 2nd 2014.
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7:30 claims being in a gated community means the cops will call ahead for any SWAT no matter what.
8:30 DSP acting smug that people don't have his exact unit number or even the right gated community address, claims he could dox someone (likely Burnout) as he's been accumulating chatlogs & screenshots of 'detractors' researching him.
9:25 DSP 'took precautions' so people couldn't find where he lived. Perhaps lying.
10:00 DSP states he's already 'on listing' for the cops to call him first on these issues.
10:25 Names 'Alucard Dracul' as 1 of the people looking his stuff up. This is Burnout AKA the main person behind the DipShitPhil YT archive accounts. DSP still allows him on his forums, hasn't blocked him from Twitch chat & has replied on Twitter to this person (using an alt account) several times. DSP even accepted his TIHYDPs and used a couple of them as 'Abridged' KOCC videos.
11:30 Implies this is the first stream of Sims 4, helps to date when this exactly was - likely September 2nd 2014.
13:20 This is the full game, not the 'demo' character creation version he'd tried out earlier.
15:30 Adds Layton vs. Wright videos to the playlist in the middle of prestream, claims people would scream "bloody murder" if he uploaded 12+ videos from one game in a day so he'd saved some.
17:00 It's "hilarious" that a troll in chat posted a "fake address" in his Twitch chat [Reminder: DSP leaves Twitch in November 2014]. "All the addresses online for me are wrong!" "Go ahead & send pizza"
17:50 DSP whines that he doesn't have a clock while playing a PC game... he confirms having a "second screen" but is too stupid to figure out how to have a clock showing on that while he plays Sims 4 fullscreen on the main monitor. DSP has to 'shoot from the hip' to figure out when to stop & start recording parts. https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL_QtSMEGimbyWh-YcB71dogzT6Qo0YfvE They do bounce between sub 10 & over 20 minutes. Also clickbait/cringe subtitles.
Monday Michiru said:
Phil elaborates for us the difference between ragequitting and simply ceasing play and never going back.
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DSP also defined ragequitting very specifically back during Street Fighter V. It's only a ragequit 1) in an online fighting game 2) if you deny the other player ranking points. So perhaps DSP has a very specific definition & stopping playing a video game never counts as a ragequit with the wonders of #DSPLogic.
Just giving up like the Munsonite Deathstroke Injustice 1 fight? Doesn't count. Here's pyromegadeth's video of DSP whining, the start of the AlphaOmegaSin incident.
 
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neger psykolog said:
There's also an allegation that he has a "butter" account for being a detractor which would theoretically point to being xxbutta who had the account @SilkyEnigma on here and was threadbanned 4 autism. However xxbutta claims that he isn't traditionalgame so far so idk what da fuck is going on. I'm not sure where that "butter" allegation even comes from either (in terms of proof)
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https://kiwifarms.net/threads/debate-with-fanatical-dsp-white-knight.24925/page-5#post-1802012

That's a pic from 2016, the KiwiFarms acct and the xxButta account on Twitter have the same avatar. They're either the same person, a Hugh Mungus coincidence or a Dutch catfish.
 
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Stopped into the stream yesterday and today. In each one, Phil was blatantly reading streamchat for help, got an actual tip/cheer telling him what to do that appeared on screen, and then proceeded to pretend that he chanced into the solution.

You know he's going to use streamchat, but why would you try and pretend you didn't read the thing that showed up on screen?
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It's hard to elicit a reaction from this since he's been doing this for years now over all his games. It's just another component of Phil's way to tank through titles so he can get to the next new release.

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The worse is seeing his upper torso and arms together. It just puts makes his arms look even more like noodles and his upper body looks like a sack of garbage. The best is his torso and arms highlight how much of a crock his lifting claim was; there is nothing indicative in his arms or upper body that show any sign of lifting. So I don't know, maybe he was just benching the bar and curling the pink 3lbs dumbbells and that qualified as lifting?
 
Kermit the Frog said:
What's with this crazed, wide eyed, open mouth smile he does in his "DSP Tries It" videos now? He did the same shit in the shower video. Does he think this makes it looks like he's having fun? It's awful.
Also, his patchy goatee is turning noticeably gray. Fucking shave it off already.

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The crosssection of cows.

The autism of CWC and the photogeniety of Frank Wu.

What a terrible way to go through life.
 
There is something particularly ironic and hysterically funny when a man starts his own stream significantly late (almost an hour) and then goes on to discuss how he loves to stream and is always in a rush to start streaming like it's Christmas day. Then there is an even greater level of joy when the very same audience he holds up for an hour is fed this line and they eat it up.

 
Ching_Chong said:
Maybe he's not really capable of feeling love. Never says anything interesting about her looks or personality. Just "she'll cook and clean my shit and pay my bills!" Just wants a maid and mommy figure to occasionally suck his soulless dick off.
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Sure someone else had said this, but the girlfriend thing and the chair sponsorship thing are pretty much the same. Phil had Leanna, Phil had Opseat, both left him which embarrassed him and bruised his ego, so he rushed out to find the first replacement he could. If somehow this girl leaves him within 12 hours of her on camera reveal, Phil will just say "ack ack I don't care. I already hit that last night, so I don't give a fuck *snort* *seal clap* *gout*"
 
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PoopMagnet said:
There is something particularly ironic and hysterically funny when a man starts his own stream significantly late (almost an hour) and then goes on to discuss how he loves to stream and is always in a rush to start streaming like it's Christmas day. Then there is an even greater level of joy when the very same audience he holds up for an hour is fed this line and they eat it up.

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His best keept secret? Not much of a secret when you show pictures and talk about her personalife...
Expects more "Oh, thats it?" and "I know it, lol" rahter than what he hopes for "Wow, awesome Phil" etc when he reveals her, mixed in with her contradicting what he have said and he claime to never have said it to begin with!
 
neural said:
@neger psykolog can you use your janitorial powers to get a mod to cross-check all 3 IPs (Butta, Silky Enigma & TraditionalGames)? Thanks.
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Sure. I'm not honestly that up to date on the TraditionalGames saga (only the relatively newer accounts).

Could you please tag the appropriate accounts (I only know of some of them) so we can make sure to be autistic and how our "formal dox request" forms in order.
 
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