Surtur and littlebiscuits guide to F.A.T.A.L

littlebiscuits said:
No, you can't chose your class, silly! You role for your class, which you roll for based on your race, birth and anal circumference. So you have about as equal a chance of being a wizard and being a ...

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Hey, there are two ways of playing this game. The shitty, anal-circumferencey way, or the FUN! way, where we have as much fun as possible making insane and depraved characters and mocking the game, it's over complex rules, it's shitload of unfortunate implications, and general creepiness.
 
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Anal Circumference and vaginal tearing.
 
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I gotta admit, author Byron Hall doesn't look all that messed up from his mug shot there. He also gave himself quite a fluffy biography blurb for such a crude game. Nothing really that edgy besides maybe that 300bpm speedpicking

A bit off topic, but I was curious to see if he published anything while teaching at NIU. And as it turns out he did publish one journal titled "Social facilitation and human-computer interaction".
The journal itself seems well written with a bunch of number crunching as you'd expect. But the study itself was rather silly. All he did was examine students efficiency typing in Microsoft Word with and without the paperclip typing buddy. You know the little widget bugger that asks if you want help writing your suicide note?

Snippit from his study:
"We found in our initial examination of CASA and social facilitation that women displayed social inhibition in the presence of the icon ‘Clip’ while men displayed social facilitation. It is possible that this effect results from women feeling greater evaluation pressure due to the icons presence than do men. Social facilitation and inhibition effects can be explained by reference to evaluation potential."

Thanks Byron, way to make note on a gender difference. I'll make sure to turn on the paperclip buddy again and talk to him for social facilitation and improved writing ability.
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GamerGirl140 said:
Just wait till they get to the spells and status effects. I should also mention that F.A.T.A.L. originally stood for Fantasy Adventure To Adult Lechery
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I think someone here mentioned the original name though I could be wrong. Would one of the spells involve scatomancy which Surtur showed a page or two ago? If so, can it be used to summon the Golgothan?
 
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GamerGirl140 said:
Just wait till they get to the spells and status effects. I should also mention that F.A.T.A.L. originally stood for Fantasy Adventure To Adult Lechery
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Wait, why do you have a verified by your name?
 
If we do play a game of F.A.T.A.L on here, we should just come up with the most fucked up characters as possible. And have the boss of the campaign be Byron Hall. Who wants to start?
 
Randall Fragg said:
If we do play a game of F.A.T.A.L on here, we should just come up with the most fucked up characters as possible. And have the boss of the campaign be Byron Hall. Who wants to start?
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ah, well, @Surtur and I were talking a little about a possible game...maybe. I'd DM it, but I have to read the campaign settings first.
 
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GamerGirl140 said:
Just wait till they get to the spells and status effects. I should also mention that F.A.T.A.L. originally stood for Fantasy Adventure To Adult Lechery
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Eventually me and Biscuits will do more, but I am currently tending to my lost sanity points. I showed the FATAL pdf to Cthulhu last week and now he won't even look at me.

Randall Fragg said:
If we do play a game of F.A.T.A.L on here, we should just come up with the most fucked up characters as possible. And have the boss of the campaign be Byron Hall. Who wants to start?
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As much as I love to play RPGs, this game seems godawefule to play. I am curious what I would end up rolling up.

littlebiscuits said:
ah, well, @Surtur and I were talking a little about a possible game...maybe. I'd DM it, but I have to read the campaign settings first.
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This. That is if I can maintain my sanity and not hunt down Hall and beat him with a print copy of FATAL.

Kamen Rider Black RX said:
I'm surprised he had the balls to put his real name on it. If it were me, I'd put the name of someone I hated as the author.
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He was legit proud of this shit.
 
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littlebiscuits said:
ah, well, @Surtur and I were talking a little about a possible game...maybe. I'd DM it, but I have to read the campaign settings first.
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I'd be in, and Holden would probably like it. As for the rules, we could probably just make up alternatives to the overcomplicated stuff when needed. You know, like "ok, roll a 100 die and then times the result by two and divide by six and then find the square root of that and add five hundred to determine class...." "That seems really boring. I just wanted to be a wizard." "Yeah, fuck it, you're a wizard."
It's a game that includes the term "anal circumference" in the rule book, it's not like we're taking this seriously.
 
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