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It is only the beginning of the month. If he doesn't get the numbers up during the girlfriend thing by the end of the month he will beg his way back to "success". It will be interesting to see the end of month totals with his top three cheerleaders out of the picture, but Phil will always spin some tale to digitally turn his fans upside down to shake the change out of their pockets.

The patreon won't go up until or unless he hits the sub goal for the Patron's choice. Otherwise, there's literally not an incentive to do even the $5 tier, unless you want some text on his shitty forums. I'm honestly surprised it hasn't dropped any further.

Where he'll try and make up the difference is on Twitch with subs, tips, and cheers. That's what to watch for toward the end of the month.
 

Many people are suspecting he was fapping after his Mario Sunshine stream...
Let's try to calm down. He is almost certainly stretching after a hard shift of playing video games for the internet.

I don't think Twitch even cares about "viewers" I thought it more intended towards attacking other "internet personalities"

Like if DSP said what he said about ijustine getting gangbanged by EA executives, then he'd be be in trouble with them. Just saying that whatever viewer is a moron wouldn't even matter.

But rest assured, DSP shits on anyone he can on a hourly basis (at the very least).
The iJustine thing is among Phil's most flagrant transgressions in insulting fellow e-celebs. According to these rules, it does seem to be enough to provoke disciplinary scrutiny, either on its own, or coupled with the E3 2017 audio of him calling her washed-up etc. Another thing that would be very potent is his going aggro against BeAwesomeOne, at one point quite explicitly threatening to show up at his house.

In recent memory, there's a choice PewDiePie/Markiplier rant from him out there too:

I honestly hope he lands himself into some kind of shit for this, though preferably due to future actions.
It would be hilarious, and karmic. Phil's a coward, and he only does it because these big people will almost never care enough to slap back at him.

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I really doubt they're going to stomp on him over shit in the past.
Yeah. Not only would it would be rather unfair, but Twitch would rope themselves into the business of vetting the pasts of everyone who makes money using the site. More work than is worth. But like you said, we get hourly shitfits about other YouTubers. It's too integral to his schtick to stop now.

Been on the sidelines, taking in this whole mess, but it's sounding more and more like a pairing of convenience than any sort of 'love'.

His pigroach antennae twitching, DSP picked up on a girl, down on her luck, seemingly in very dire straits. Maybe she has a casual interest in gaming or creating video content--whatever. Maybe she reached out to DSP for advice or guidance or something more. Maybe DSP slid into dem DMs. But, one thing's for sure--there is not a company in this current year that will transfer some entry-level employee across the country/internationally to continue whatever sub-$40k work she's into. Soulmaid seems to have little in the way of material possessions or is otherwise willing to abandon what small possessions she has.
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What would bring a person to move their life so completely and yet, have no means to work out the logistics of it without aid from another? Someone needing a way out--and badly. DSP's got a big, empty adult house: Why not come live with me? he says. I have a spare room. Never mind why.

DSP's reputation precedes him and there's no way this person hasn't not Googled him before hitching her horse to goutbutt's wagon. But, she's so damned desperate that it doesn't matter. She needs a place to stay now. There will be boundaries, of course. She won't really be his girlfriend. It's just a bit of play until she's back on her feet. Until she's put enough distance between whatever it is that she's fleeing from. She'll need some things first--shit's really dicey and it's dangerous to dare try to retrieve anything from her hovel/trap house/asylum/preschool. I've got just the idea, DSP thinks.

No, I don't think DSP's manipulating her. I think both parties are getting exactly what they want from each other--Phil has her to give him regular meals and the occasional three minutes of comfort; soulmaid has a roof over her head and an obligation-free Welcome to Renton starter pack. She only needs to fend off his innocuous, but persistent advances from time to time. Because of the implication.
I find this plausible. As has been discussed, relationships of convenience aren't usually as extreme or as explicit as mail-order brides. But what do you think the damage control will look like if he hits his sub goal, and the girl decides she doesn't want to be on camera? Or at least not cook on camera for the enjoyment of Papa Lou, BeThe, and the gang?
 
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IT'S TREASON THEN...


And in a Classic Phil move, the entire DSP Sponsorship thread has been deleted following BSV's earlier outburst.

Interestingly, Phil chose not to respond to BSV's allegations of Phil lying about SpawnSeats for attention and pitybux. At least, he didn't respond publicly. BSV still might wake up a roasted little paypiggy.

But for now, BSV doesn't appear banned from TKOH. I don't think banning him would be a good move for Phil's wallet or for the morale of his fanbase. BSV is still a daily topic in Phil's chat. He has some vocal supporters both in the chat and on TKOH who would like to see him restored as a Twitch mod. If Phil believes there is a chance BSV could return as a mod, he's going to avoid putting him on blast.

This begs some very interesting questions: Is BSV potentially paying thousands in legal fees, just so he can give thousands more to Phil? Or, having tasted freedom, has he finally come to his senses about the nature of his "friendship" with Phil? Perhaps Phil's recent shunning of Jezal factors into this somehow?
 
Yeah. Not only would it would be rather unfair, but Twitch would rope themselves into the business of vetting the pasts of everyone who makes money using the site. More work than is worth. But like you said, we get hourly shitfits about other YouTubers. It's too integral to his schtick to stop now.

It is yet another "hey Phil, you need to change your shit now before things get worse" moment in his "career" full of them. Fucker knows he has a legion of people watching and waiting for him to step over the new Twitch guidelines but he won't be able to stop himself. He never has been able to. It will be very interesting to see the dynamics of his relationship with his girlfriend/trailer trash slave/blowup doll/etc change in real time once she becomes the primary bread winner. Let's see how much she believes he is her soul mate.
 
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THAT’S IT!

I’m tired of this Chad Video Player to bang all the hot chicks and leave ME out with NONE!

I mean some people on here only have 1 arm and 1 leg so to find a 1 armed bandit soulmate is REALLY HARD.

Other people like @neger psykolog can’t even leave the house cause he’s 500 pounds and got those fat legs that prevent him from standing up so he HAS to be in skype calls for 21 hours a day!

His smug attitude about his 2nd ever relationship with 35 is NOT HELPING while others here cry themselves to sleep every night :(
 
It is yet another "hey Phil, you need to change your shit now before things get worse" moment in his "career" full of them. Fucker knows he has a legion of people watching and waiting for him to step over the new Twitch guidelines but he won't be able to stop himself. He never has been able to. It will be very interesting to see the dynamics of his relationship with his girlfriend/trailer trash slave/blowup doll/etc change in real time once she becomes the primary bread winner. Let's see how much she believes he is her soul mate.

Twitch said that they would talk to people that may break their guidelines when the new ones roll out. I would love another Twitch staffer to give a stern talking to Phil and he back the fuck down like the coward he is.
 
Was it confirmed that Phil doesn't get emotes auto approved because he is not considered in good standing with Twitch?

If he is not in good standing with Twitch they may already have an eye on him. He did masturbate on camera once and now possibility on mike.

Also I find it ironic that he celebrated Logan Paul getting demonitized on YouTube. Its about time YouTube stepped up and took ad revenue away from toxic, trash youtubers.

Isn't that what they've been doing to you, Phil?
 
It is yet another "hey Phil, you need to change your shit now before things get worse" moment in his "career" full of them. Fucker knows he has a legion of people watching and waiting for him to step over the new Twitch guidelines but he won't be able to stop himself. He never has been able to. It will be very interesting to see the dynamics of his relationship with his girlfriend/trailer trash slave/blowup doll/etc change in real time once she becomes the primary bread winner. Let's see how much she believes he is her soul mate.
With roughly $8000 flying into the gout pocket every month, she's very unlikely to be the primary bedwinner anytime soon. You are not the first person at all to have that misconception. People would think so about Leanna. The reason is, it will sure take on a dynamic very close to her being the one earning all the money.

Where the girl wakes up early, and goes to a probably shitty full-time job like a normal member of society. While the manchild lays around, and plays video games. Not only this, but dinner has to be ready by the time the Phil is done """working."""

Meanwhile, back at the KOHForums....

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Seeing Phil criticize Nintendo is textbook psychological projection. It's not just a meme, and this is the proof in case you had any doubts. He also seems to think fanboy dollars are illegitimate earnings. What should NT care?

Also I find it ironic that he celebrated Logan Paul getting demonitized on YouTube. Its about time YouTube stepped up and took ad revenue away from toxic, trash youtubers.

Isn't that what they've been doing to you, Phil?
He's exactly the kind of parasite (strong word, but it fits) YouTube has been trying to ease off the site for years. All these incentive changes to longer videos/engagement percentage, SEO, anti-clickbait measures, AdSense standardization, are all pretty much good things. So what does it say if they all impact him negatively?
 
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Many people are suspecting he was fapping after his Mario Sunshine stream...

When I first played the clip I honestly thought it was something a detractor took out of context and added snorting as background music.
 

"AK AK AK it was probably me stretching"
"that doesn't even sound like me"
"my mic was muted so it wasn't me"
"i have no idea what that was"
"it sounds like a ghost"
"i swear i muted my mic"
"it might have been me stretching"
"thats funny dude it sounds digitised"

did he really go through all the stages of grief in under 4 minutes?
 
"I don't have any best practices. I just do whatever the fuck happens and pray for the best." -Phil Burnell

PUBG - February 9, 2nd stream commentary, last PUBG before time off

Pregame

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  • Talking about a spike in ad revenue:
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  • 9:55 and Phil is on the mic.
  • Subs are way done. Down to 502.
  • At 550 subs this month you get Cooking with the King and Queen. For 600 you get Patron's Choice of a game. Last night chat was clearly asking for Final Fantasy 9.
  • Tells his mods to stop temp banning people like PapaLou for no reason. He genuinely stands up for PapaLou, I'll give him that.
  • Reads cheers. Answers questions.
  • He has no idea what this is:
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  • He was stretching.
  • We're listening to it live.
  • He keeps listening to it and laughing. After listening to it he doesn't even think it was him. But it might have been stretching.
  • He keeps talking about it:
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  • He's listening to it again. Claims his mic was muted when he started the stream.
  • "I gotta ask a question: how fast do you think I could come?"
  • Throws shade at Logan Paul for doing 2 stupid things in a row as a way of saying he wouldn't make the same mistake twice.
  • Back to reading cheers. 50 minute mark.
  • Listening to it again.
  • This man will not stop talking about jacking off.
Match 1
  • 10:25. Let's do this.
  • A Red Zone drops with him smack dab in the center. Takes cover.
  • Gets a jeep. Almost hits a flaming jeep.
  • Crashes longways through a fence.
  • It's Thrills, Spills, and Chills! He narrowly misses many a tree and house.
  • Crashing longways through a fence, again.
  • The game is still a broken mess on Xbox One.
  • He'll dye his hair pink if he hits 1000 this month only, in response to chat asking for it.
  • Hoards ammo.
  • He gets out to heal and there's a guy right there. Phil gets a kill.
  • Gets pinned down by a sniper. Successfully gets back in jeep and drives away.
  • Goes off on chat for bringing up Project 7.
  • We're in the crawling phase of the match. Top 10.
  • Gets killed by the circle.
  • Parting shot: "Couldn't make it in time."
  • Place: 6
  • Killed by: The Circle
  • Guns at time of death: M4, Kar, Frag Grenade
  • Number of kills: 1

Match 2
  • Now he's not necessarily promising pink hair for 1000 subs tonight. His girlfriend might not like it. It's stupid now.
  • Some fool keeps tipping to bring up Project 7.
  • Lands by someone
  • Parting shot: "OF COURSE he gets the fucking M16 to start!"
  • Place: 85
  • Killed by: M16
  • Guns at time of death: Micro Uzi, pump shotgun
  • Number of kills: 0

Match 3
  • Lands outside the Quarry.
  • "No one's going to sub to see me play a retro game. I can play one of those now. It's nothing special."
  • No vehicles and an entire map to run across.
  • Chat baits him with Dr. Disrespect. Mentions $100k in his return stream. "Those people are fucking idiots."
  • Dune buggy time. Another longways fence encounter.
  • Everything has been looted. Not happy.
  • Successfully hears a guy. Some gunplay. He lands a few hits but is cut down by the DP-28.
  • Parting shot: "Wow! And I fired directly into his body and never hurt him."
  • Place: 50
  • Killed by: DP-28
  • Guns at time of death: AKM, pump shotgun, frag grenade,
  • Number of kills: 0

Match 4
  • A bunch of people subbed buy he's only up a net 1, at 502.
  • Chat baits him with John Rambo. Button pressed. Usual spiel.
  • Gets a kill in a shootout in a house. Hears the grenade pin pulled. Pops out and kills the guy. "What a moron!"
  • Game crashes
  • Logs back in. Appears in a house in a red zone.
  • He's having fun. Chat is interactive.
  • Sees a guy in a house. Has flashbang. Chat is telling him to use it. He's not going to use it.
  • Another guy takes him out at range
  • Parting shot: "OH NOOOOOOO! C'MON!"
  • Place: 40
  • Killed by: Ignoring chat
  • Guns at time of death: M16, AKM,
  • Number of kills: 1

Match 5
  • Bad loot RNG. Salt levels rising.
  • "Garbage items. Complete trash!"
  • "I might as well just kill myself."
  • No vehicles either. Time to run across the map.
  • Chat baits him with penne memes
  • Gets a car. Fasten your seat belts.
  • Crashes the car into the ground somehow. Falls down a cliff. There is a constant flow of cheers and tips so he is distracted.
  • Gets in a shootout. Dies.
  • Parting shot: "I die instantly. A terrible fucking game…"
  • Place: 64
  • Killed by: UMP9
  • Guns at time of death: 1911, double barrel shotgun, flashbang,
  • Number of kills: 0

Match 6
  • Gets a jeep. Tips and cheers keep rolling in. Collides and is stopped by orange road cones.
  • Where the girlfriend comes from the weather is much worse. She likes the weather in Seattle better.
  • He is a jeep swapping machine. 3rd jeep this match.
  • Parting shot: "I'm actually glad he killed me."
  • Place: 64
  • Killed by: UMP9
  • Guns at time of death: VSS
  • Number of kills: 0

Match 7
  • Dropping with 2 other people. Tips and cheers flooding in. Maximum distraction achieved.
  • Parting shot: "OHHHHHHHHH C'MAHHHHNNN!"
  • Place: 92
  • Killed by: pump shotgun
  • Guns at time of death: Machete, flashbang
  • Number of kills: 0

Match 8
  • Last game.
  • Up to 504 subs. Very excited.
  • Back-to-back $50 tips by 2 different whales. He's having a great time.
  • Lands and phases through the roof into the house.
  • Chat asks about the show Daria. Phil mentions he had the entire series but Leanna took it when she left. "One of the few things she did take."
  • Refuses to watch anime for 1000 subs.
  • Gets a bike. Flips it almost immediately. Half his health gone.
  • Empties two magazines in some gunplay. Shoots all around a guy. Twice.
  • Parting shot: "I did hit him but I had a shitty tommy gun!"
  • Place: 46
  • Killed by: M4
  • Guns at time of death: Tommy gun
  • Number of kills: 0

Match 9
  • Last game.
  • Parting shot: "Isn't it great that guy got the M16 when I through the entire house and got nothing?"
  • Place: 90
  • Killed by: M16
  • Weapons at time of death: Noodle arms
  • Number of kills: 0

Match 10
  • Last game.
  • Chat baits him with meme talk.
  • "Guys, I'm 35 years old and I don't give a FUCK about stupid memes."
  • Lands by a guy and dies quickly.
  • Parting shot: "One more game!"
  • Place: 94
  • Killed by: Micro Uzi
  • Weapons at time of death: His body is a weapon
  • Number of kills: 0

Match 11
  • Last game.
  • The Twitch clip of his Chicken Dinner had 30-40K views but the guy who made it was trying to make fun of him and then must have deleted it because it disappeared.
  • He is uploading Tuesday's PUBG videos after this match. The rest will go up during his time off.
  • Chat is baiting him with Overwatch. He's not playing it ever again.
  • "We already lost a sub! Jesus Christ!" He's bummed at the gradual decline in subs. Acknowledges it's hard to keep subs.
  • Claims it's not about money but about it being a sign of a healthy channel. He's worried that people will feel bad seeing the subs drop ???
  • "There's no new games"
  • "I'm not playing Monster Hunter. No one wants to see me play that."
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  • 39 people left. "I might just camp a bit."
  • People call him a beggar but he's in this financial situation now because of how people have fucked with him and his business over the years.
  • Parting shot: "Well, whatever."
  • Place: 27
  • Killed by: UMP9
  • Guns at time of death: M16, SCAR
  • Number of kills: 0
Postgame
  • 12:45: "Tonight was a big night for cheers, subs, and tips! Thank you for that!"
  • Worthless Humans Avoided: 2
  • Red zone bombings sat through: 2
  • Red zone bombings caught in: 1
  • Fences destroyed: 8
 
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Did he really jerk off on stream again? Did he not learn his lesson from last time?
I'm thinking it really is him stretching, but he didn't help his case at all with that second stream. He's trying way too hard to back up his claim, since he knows nobody is going to believe him (so it ends up coming across as being another lie).
 
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