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The only thing worse than Phil's cooking is Phil trying to edit together a cooking video because he's gotta show the maid he's not lazy.

The absolute best case scenario is he bothers putting time into editing, she's a competent if boring cook, and the video gets like 6k views.

He'd lose his shit. He lowered his sub goal for his FANS and they didn't even support the video.

Also every time he called her 'my girl' and puffs his chest out last night his chatade fun of him. Nobody takes him seriously, poor guy.
 
Call Phil whatever you want, but he isn't stupid.

Phil is never going to learn. You can't go on a public website and proclaim you are untouchable. There is a good chance that someone, somewhere will take that as a challenge.

And now he is attaching a gif of a gun shooting to his untouchable status updates...

I really hope someone doesn't try to harm him but he isn't really doing any favors for himself with this post.

Well, maybe he is a bit stupid.
 
Saying you are above everyone else is a terrible thing to say when you are a content creator/person on internet. So you're admitting you are better than everyone else and full of yourself. Nice job you fucking narcassist. I fucking loled when he whined cause Leanna took the Dragon Ball Z dvds.
Seriously?
 
Saying you are above everyone else is a terrible thing to say when you are a content creator/person on internet. So you're admitting you are better than everyone else and full of yourself. Nice job you fucking narcassist. I fucking loled when he whined cause Leanna took the Dragon Ball Z dvds.

Did she seriously take the Dragon Ball Z DVDs?
Normal couples fight over the kids or the pets, or the mansion in Malibu... DSP? He fights about the fucking Dragon Ball Z DVDs
 
"I wasn't masturbating folks, I was snapping celery in the office for a DSP tries it. I groaned because I knocked them on the dusty floor and can't eat them. Fucking haters just making shit up again." --A man that masturbated on stream twice

I guess he's hoping nobody remembers how he dropped food on the ground in his old DSP Tries It cooking video but ate it anyway.
 
I bet you a gaming chair sponsorship he thought "Maybe if I let her take it she'll come back"

It doesn't seem like she left with him knowing beforehand. Sounds like she just quickly gathered up all the shit that was most important to her and ran off into the night.

I'm hoping she took the DBZ DVDs just to piss him off, which seems to have worked.
 
Oh thank God I didn't click on those videos. I thought the masturbation bit was a joke; true or otherwise I don't want to hear this side moaning. At least the first video was muted. . .
 
It doesn't seem like she left with him knowing beforehand. Sounds like she just quickly gathered up all the shit that was most important to her and ran off into the night.

I'm hoping she took the DBZ DVDs just to piss him off, which seems to have worked.

I can see her as being the type to take something she didn't even want just because it's something he wanted.
 
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^ the face of a man who is ABOVE you and totally isn't thanking someone for donating 25 cents towards his sloth like existence and fast food addiction.
 
Did she seriously take the Dragon Ball Z DVDs?
Normal couples fight over the kids or the pets, or the mansion in Malibu... DSP? He fights about the fucking Dragon Ball Z DVDs
Now, I don't know if PS Vue or whatever features DBZ. But he watched it on June 24th, 2017. She was definitely gone by then. https://www.instagram.com/p/BVtrNHngnOz/
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here's the dragon ball clip he also calls leanna daria

https://twitter.com/mrhuth2/status/962211336162816005
This appears to refer specifically to Daria. Maybe I'm mishearing somehow?
Also lol at him being totally not mad.

Is this the same discord, right?

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Don't they have PMs on those forums? Just give invite links to known users, and let the server settle as a private circlejerk. Better than what happened last time, right?

 
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^ the face of a man who is ABOVE you and totally isn't thanking someone for donating 25 cents towards his sloth like existence and fast food addiction.
isn't it funny the most thankful he ever acted for a donation was a fake one

edit: also for a guy who claims he's willing to do his job for even a single dollar, he insists that he should get tons of money for doing said job
 
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Something like this SHOULD get a stern warning or even a temp ban from Twitch since they just announced their new "don't be toxic on other sites" rules, but nothing will happen to him. Phil is a cockroach.

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Hear that boys, the entire Kiwifarms and "detractors" all got along swimmingly and worked together to assume the identities of a dutch couple and their children's baseball bat 8 years ago so they could catfish as escorts.

Phil is the definition of a coward. He's too afraid to interact with people because he's burned so many bridges and pissed off so many people over the years. Did Phil forget about when he was asked about going to EVO and he said he couldn't unless he had a security guard with him the whole time? Did Phil forget about all the times he's been asked to do collaborations with other streamers and he backs out every single time because he's afraid people will make fun of him? That's cowardly behavior. He sits around, bitching about everything in his banal existence, begs for quarters from teenagers and NEETs all day long, and gets drunk almost every night. He's above no one.
 
Something like this SHOULD get a stern warning or even a temp ban from Twitch since they just announced their new "don't be toxic on other sites" rules, but nothing will happen to him. Phil is a cockroach.

I'm sure people have already reported it to twitch. but I honestly doubt anything will be done to him. but you never know. could happen :optimistic:
 
here's the dragon ball clip he also calls leanna daria

https://twitter.com/mrhuth2/status/962211336162816005

He's not talking about Leanna taking DBZ DVDs, he's talking about her taking the Daria DVDs, which is why the then goes on to compare her to Daria. I'm not sure where people are getting the DBZ part? In full context, someone asked him if he like Daria and that clip was his response.

And for those thinking we're hearing FapGate 2.0, even if it was not a stretch (I believe it is), it will not be enough to ban him. He'll have to do it on camera again before they'll take action.

When it comes to the "Phil v Stupid" debate, it's a tough call. I think he may be of average intelligence all around. He has eked out enough 'success' to do this for a living for years, and has managed to navigate situations that would have ruined him if he didn't have a modicum of intelligence (and probably luck).

But it's Phil's massive flaws that obscure this. His laziness means that he'll never use that moderate intellect to try and push the envelope or improve anything. Instead he tries to dedicate it to finding ways to make money while limiting his own effort, and this is something that requires significant intelligence to actually make work. Phil doesn't have the marbles to pull it off, so it allows him to perpetually survive, but not to make any significant gains. He resorts to manipulating people, but his intelligence is only enough to rope in people who are notably lacking in intelligence themselves. Like Vidar, KG, or ThatAnonyShit.

Then there is his ego. This flaw limits Phil from learning from his mistakes, so any intelligence he has is then hard capped by the fact that the information he has to work with to make decisions is first filtered through the lens of "I did nothing wrong". This, again, allows him to survive because Phil's ego will cave just as he teeters on the brink, allowing him to use those smarts to do just enough to prevent his fall. This is also why he sounds so stupid when he speaks, because the brain gets filtered back through the ego.

As for his insulting of detractors for their intelligence, I think a lot of Phil's enemies are smarter than him (at least to the extent that they can actually be critical of him, while Phil cannot). But a lot are here to laugh and poke at Phil, not 'bring him down'. And, in a lot of cases, they're hindered by their autistic anger. Fred was not dumb and was undeniably smarter than Phil, but the ego and autism did him in.
 
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