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OneDaySon said:
Remember "She doesn't want anything to do with my online life at all. She wants NO internet presence and I'm fine with that! Now she won't get trolled!" The best thing about those speeches is how he acknowledged that revealing her would be really stupid, multiple times, and said multiple times its better to keep her a secret. But he just can't help gloating, he can't help showing her off. Also he said multiple times she doesn't want anything to do with DSPGaming so he's either wormed her into this and tried to coax her or he's making her do it.
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"Phil baby I don't want to be involved with the streams, ok?"
Well bitch, back to the halfway house then ackackackack
 
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Noob-Noob said:
I'll bet anything he's gonna make her do a "kissing shot" to show off their burning passion for each other. That one will be a spite pic intended for Leanna to find.

I also have money on her being Asian.
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I don’t think so. If those pictures were of her at Xmas she looked white.

Also don’t know if anyone mentioned it, but last night he explained why he has to get her a new phone. Apparently her current phone was a gifted phone from one of her friends. In other words it is either a pre paid phone or a phone under her parents plan.
 
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Gotta be honest, I'm genuinely curious about what his genuine fans think of this sort of fuckery in private. I mean when they step away from the computer and instead of being some anonymous paypig Phil doesn't care about, and just being Bob or John or whatever.

Do you think they know Phil is fucking them on the regular or do they try and justify to themselves that Phil wouldn't lie to them, try some mental gymnastics so that the money that belongs to them should be Phils by right of he "needs" it.

Or do you think they just simply don't care? I mean they have to know. It's impossible even for a youngish teen to not notice his constant backtracking/ret-conning of recorded facts.
 
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WeeblesWobble said:
If Phil can cheese, he'll cheese. Remember when he ridiculed that guy for cheesing his way to the next level in Zombies so Phil would revive? Back then that was "Not fun for the viewers." Now think about all of the boring ass shit he has done just to get past the current stage. PUBG? Sit in one place until everyone dies. UFC? Constantly try to submit the guy on the easiest setting. UFC isn't even a hard game. Stick the other guy with small quick shots, go big when they are open. Block when you're not swinging. Wear them down and submit them or just knock them out.
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Remember when he played Boba Fett in in Star Wars Battlefield 1 and he just flew up to a place that none of the other players could reach and jist camped there until time was up?
 
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Alright now is the time to place your bets. What will Deanna/The Soulmaid be in the looks department? 10-1
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samovski said:
Gotta be honest, I'm genuinely curious about what his genuine fans think of this sort of fuckery in private. I mean when they step away from the computer and instead of being some anonymous paypig Phil doesn't care about, and just being Bob or John or whatever.

Do you think they know Phil is fucking them on the regular or do they try and justify to themselves that Phil wouldn't lie to them, try some mental gymnastics so that the money that belongs to them should be Phils by right of he "needs" it.

Or do you think they just simply don't care? I mean they have to know. It's impossible even for a youngish teen to not notice his constant backtracking/ret-conning of recorded facts.
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BSV once claimed he donated to Phils patreon just in order to see him crash and burn much longer...
My guess that most that donate genuinely thinks that he is funny, and in some cases a good gamer, and when he rants about Nintendo and every dev out there that he is right about how they e.g. are tricking people or ruin games, hard to see people giving that much otherwise.
But then of course there are the trolls and i dont mean the obvious once, but those that wants his "cool" Patreon perks and such in order to mess with him.

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Alright now is the time to place your bets. What will Deanna/The Soulmaid be in the looks department? 10-1
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My vote is on!
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"Dood, I gotta buy her a new phone cause her current phone is her's she got from a friend."

Okay, maybe Phil is going straight to the bad boyfriend well and going to use this new phone as leverage to hold over her.

"Dood, I gotta get my girl some new shoes before we go out to dinner on Valentines Day."

Nevermind, he's whipped by a gold digger.
 
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inb4 dutch escort brownie saga 2: boogaloo
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No I want off Mr. Psykolg’s wild ride!

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samovski said:
Do you think they know
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Do they know. That’s the true $1.000 question. Unlike with most streamers they either don’t talk about donations or have very specific goals every now and again. The big point is that we aren’t big fans of ol’Philly boi here so we can pick through all of his bullshit and try and make sense of the madness. But for others Phil is just another streamer.
 
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I'm calling it , April will be where Phil proclaims , look if you don't donate and help me ...our lives will be ruined. I'll have to move and my gf won't be able to live with me. Help our lives now !
 
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So his whole plan from start was to get her in house before revealing her. As if people on reddit or some shit won't find her info in four seconds. Also from his tweets it seems like she is taking a red eye flight. No rest time for new leanna straight into target trips and food.
 
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StylishAcolyte said:
Might hit some :autism: chords here but honestly i felt the exact same way as you, then i felt bad.

This is a 35 year-old man with no legacy, no future other than having to play videogames you hate all day, no kids, no friends, probably not that much family either snice he hasn't mentioned them in a long time (I'm not saying they are dead, more like they don't even talk anymore), no plans for when he is old, nothing other than Internet History Points and being the guy who masturbated live on Twitch who can't play games for shit.

It's like the friend who you know is a complete loser and doesn't have much in his life, so you end him telling him that he is right just so the sperging can fucking end and move on to something else.

How is this man not suffering from depression is beyond me
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This is what really puzzles me every now and then. Everything you wrote is true and therefore sometimes I feel like this man would deserve rather pity than mocking/ridicule/hate/whatever. And then he opens his mouth or writes some shitty pigroach statements or bullies his followers into tipping or simply t(s)ells lies the size of the Mt. Everest and I'm all torches and pitchforks mode again. I never came across an internet personality this polarising.
 
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ThePlagueTND said:
Alright now is the time to place your bets. What will Deanna/The Soulmaid be in the looks department? 10-1
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If there's a reveal, then I'm thinking she's not going to be frightening or anything because Phil's ego would never stand that. He's told us many times how easy it is for him to get women, so he's not going to parade a "3" around as his new soulmaid (at least not a 3 in his gin-addled mind).
 
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der rademacher said:
This is what really puzzles me every now and then. Everything you wrote is true and therefore sometimes I feel like this man would deserve rather pity than mocking/ridicule/hate/whatever. And then he opens his mouth or writes some shitty pigroach statements or bullies his followers into tipping or simply t(s)ells lies the size of the Mt. Everest and I'm all torches and pitchforks mode again. I never came across an internet personality this polarising.
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I think DSP is just a rare instance of personality. He's extremely dumb and more narcissistic than keemstar so it creates this absurd character. IDK if heavy drinking is a narcissistic tendency but he has always drank heavily. He told stories of back when he had his office job for whatever reason he would drown himself in gin every night. Notice how he talks about John and Howard, or leanna. He dated her for 5 years and now says she is a dork who looked like Daria. So he dated someone he thought was ugly? his outlook on things is just so bizarre.
 
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It would be funny if it's that girl on twitter that he met earlier last year. That has been jumping up and down claiming she was not it. And then phil and her both claiming that they played super 4d chest of awesomeness.
 
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DiabeticSP said:
"Dood, I gotta buy her a new phone cause her current phone is her's she got from a friend."

Okay, maybe Phil is going straight to the bad boyfriend well and going to use this new phone as leverage to hold over her.

"Dood, I gotta get my girl some new shoes before we go out to dinner on Valentines Day."

Nevermind, he's whipped by a gold digger.
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What if she is a gold digger I wonder? You think people will try to help him realize who she really is, or just laugh as she drains his finances?

Also I think she'll be a 5 or 6 in the looks department like Leanna was.
 
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