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Fayt said:
EeWww she looks like a fucking dog.
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Fayt said:
She looks like Morgan Webb on heroin
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Fayt said:
I wasnt panicking, just questioning the logic of things if this girl ended up better looking than leanna.
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Fayt said:
She looks so gross though , honestly Leanna 8s super model compared to this horse face wreck.
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My god she looks gross, I would marry an anime body pillow before going out with that thing.
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Fayt said:
I'm only saying If someone like Phil can get a red haired girl who's 18, slender with thigh gaps and a cute face, it poses some existential doubts in oneself. Especially if they can't get a date or are a virgin well into their twenties. If a slug like Phil can get a hottie, what does it mean for other guys who are single or a virgin? When you see Phil succeed at anything it brings up existential conflict for me.
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Fayt said:
Because going after Phil is fun and empowering,
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Fayt said:
Well I dislike him because he's scummy too, but I don't want to be seen as some sperg anymore which is why I'm asking for advice here. Because I'm sure it's not normal to dislike him this much. Tbh, I want to get back to just laughing at him and gaming. I figure people here would know how best to make fun of a lolcow without letting it make you rage.
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Fayt said:
So this might be the wrong place to ask, but how do you guys laugh at Phil without hating him? I'm trying again to separate my self from being a rabid detractor, but it's hard not to hate him because he makes six figures doing nothing, and now he apparently has a skinny red haired girlfriend who could be ten years or more younger than him while a person like me has to work for a living and I dont see a third of a six figure salary. So I guess I'm asking how can you laugh at him and not be enraged at how lucky he is?
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Fayt said:
See this is what is happening now, Phil and his community is winning, if we lose the SoK, Phil wins and has happiness and success. I cant believe people are actually okay with the direction of things, you guys are essentially helping Phil, saving him from the SoK by getting mad about these leaks. Everyone has a dark side, everyone has skeletons in the closet, but no one has committed worse actions than Phil Burnell. I really hope the SoK dont disband after the 100th podcast over this, Unsunghero is basically just helping Phil at this point.
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Fayt said:
Lol you guys are a minority the SoK are internet hero's
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Fayt said:
" Nothing they ever done is worse than Phil, he's the enemy, he's done worst and continues to do so, he's the one who should be targeted
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6 autism points +
Threadbanned 4 autism for 1 week

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Looks like the 6 autism points pushed Fayt over the edge and now they're banned.
 
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"She looks like Morgan Webb on heroin"

This person does not know what heroin does to a body. You for sure don't have full overglossed lips, good skin and pretty perfect teeth as a heroin addict.

"I'm only saying If someone like Phil can get a red haired girl who's 18, slender with thigh gaps and a cute face, it poses some existential doubts in oneself. Especially if they can't get a date or are a virgin well into their twenties. If a slug like Phil can get a hottie, what does it mean for other guys who are single or a virgin? When you see Phil succeed at anything it brings up existential conflict for me."

If King Jezeal didn't exist this would be the saddest thing I've ever seen in the DSPhere.
 
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ANDS! said:
Not for nothing he still has to pay federal taxes. However, does he basically spend all the money as it comes in. If you make MORE money then you have MORE money to pay your taxes. I can not believe he all of a sudden shot into some new federal tax bracket with his wages (because that's the only source of his income taxes). He's done this for years now; he should know what percentage of his money is going to the feds.

. . .also most Americans got a tax break so I'm not sure I buy this on that alone.
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They became a couple pretty fitting...
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Source:https://www.forbes.com/sites/robertberger/2017/12/17/the-new-2018-federal-income-tax-brackets-rates/

If all his money goes to paying bills and taxes, how does he then pay her plane tickets?
 
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"She looks like Morgan Webb on heroin"

This person does not know what heroin does to a body. You for sure don't have full overglossed lips, good skin and pretty perfect teeth as a heroin addict.

"I'm only saying If someone like Phil can get a red haired girl who's 18, slender with thigh gaps and a cute face, it poses some existential doubts in oneself. Especially if they can't get a date or are a virgin well into their twenties. If a slug like Phil can get a hottie, what does it mean for other guys who are single or a virgin? When you see Phil succeed at anything it brings up existential conflict for me."

If King Jezeal didn't exist this would be the saddest thing I've ever seen in the DSPhere.
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Yeah. To be clear they didn't get autism points and a ban because of a single one of those comments, but rather because they've been saying the same shit for weeks on end and evidently just want to say some of this stuff to make themselves feel better about themselves because Chad Burnell got another girlfriend and they didn't.
 
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you have to have a really big heart to want to be with Phil.

Pros: semi internet famous
Funny? Subjective
Attractive? Subjective
Has 2 houses
Has a car
Speaka da English
Male
Not a quadraparlegic

Cons: liar
Manipulator
Body functions not regulated
Begging
Bad at vidya
In way too much debt
Significant detractor base
No job
No future
Health issues
Prefers a penne
 
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Off topic: I think it's for the best fayt was banned. Give him sometime to reflect on why he obsesses over Phil so much. .. Or just more time to sperg on twitter and add KiwiFarms to the list of reasons Phil will never die in his mind.

On topic: I mean first impressions aside, she could have just taken one bad pic after a long ass flight to be greeted by Phil. Who immediately, instead of asking how her flight was or finding her bags, decided to say "hey babe let's take a picture to prove to those mentally ill detractors that you are real"
 
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She ain't bad looking, folk are just sperging out. Though maybe it's an age thing. I've no idea what the average age of the userbase here is, but I'd guess younger members think she's an old hag, while the elder lot can certainly see the appeal. Post-DSP Leanna is rocking though.

Either way, I'm less interested in the aesthetics than I am the whole psychology of this relationship. The saga is gonna unfold one day at a time, and we'll see this quirky, relatively normal looking woman descend into self loathing and madness because she's attached herself to Phil. Greatest show on Earth.
 
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ProdigalDuke said:
She ain't bad looking, folk are just sperging out. Though maybe it's an age thing. I've no idea what the average age of the userbase here is, but I'd guess younger members think she's an old hag, while the elder lot can certainly see the appeal. Post-DSP Leanna is rocking though.
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That is honestly likely what it is (with a bit of never-Phil mixed in). She's absolutely not "bad looking" in the traditional sense (clearly preferences and tastes will vary), and I'm quite frankly stunned that this is who Phil has brought home with him. Having said that. . .

Either way, I'm less interested in the aesthetics than I am the whole psychology of this relationship. The saga is gonna unfold one day at a time, and we'll see this quirky, relatively normal looking woman descend into self loathing and madness because she's attached herself to Phil. Greatest show on Earth.
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My money is she is sticking around for awhile and this is out of necessity than anything else. I do not doubt she is "into" Phil on some level, but this situation is far too convenient to be a true "love story." Because of that the veneer is going to come off VERY quickly; Phil is not a changed man either in his public facing persona or behind the scenes (which you can easily cobble together from his random Twitter and IG posting) and thus the old habits are going to come out, just with a new model.
 
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Raven'sChild said:
Personally...and this is 100% conjecture, I think Leanna is remaining silent because She got the BMW.
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This does give a reason as to why Phil was trying to hide his car keys in that DSPvlog (the video was posted a few pages back before the unveiling). Maybe he doesn't want to admit he lost his sacred youtubemobile.
 
LordAutismo said:
But she hasn't been doxed yet. I don't see any names or old addresses being tossed about.
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Doesn't matter anyway. Didn't Phil say that people should protect their identities better online? Wasn't that his reason for not caring about people on his site getting doxed? Is doxing an issue again now? Are his fans that thick to not see the way he changes up?

Anyway, I can't say I know anything about this chick but I really do hope that Phil treats this one a little better. No idea where she came from but she moved in with even less shit than Panda and if she decides to leave she is going to be screwed. I know that everything Phil touches turns to shit but can he try to be a decent person this go around??
 
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