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whats doubly funny is that the bipedal roomba isn't even around to be aesthetically pleasing to master himself or give sexual release like a normal trophy wife. By far and away the reason phil wants her is to wave at other people and to be a maid. Relations seems to be far down the list if phil isn't outright some variant of asexual like has been speculated. Which I guess is a major bullet dodged when you come to think about it.
 
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I haven't visit Phil's thread for some time now and decided to check the latest pages.
Wow, what have I gotten myself into?

Seconded. What the hell did I miss?

Apparently Phil's soulmaid was living in a house where a family died from carbon monoxide poisoning and her sister was accused of being a demon by their mother. Or it's just Kiwi reaching autism levels that shouldn't even be possible. I'm gonna go with the latter.
 
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I believe I found the official document for this case that goes into detail what the mother did. Also note this document does not say the names of the minors so this one was probably the legit document. Although, some of the names and dates indicated on this case seem different than the one provided by @neger psykolog . This might have nothing to do with Kat but I figure some of you would like to read the full case.
https://law.justia.com/cases/michig...shed/2005/20051208-c256444-38-256444-opn.html

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This is the official view able report from Michigan's public record site.
http://publicdocs.courts.mi.gov/opinions/final/coa/20051208_c256444_38_256444.opn.pdf
Also this is the full list of what happened throughout the case.
http://courts.mi.gov/opinions_order...pe=1&CaseNumber=256444&CourtType_CaseNumber=2
 
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Apparently Phil's soulmaid was living in a house where a family died from carbon monoxide poisoning and her sister was accused of being a demon by their mother. Or it's just Kiwi reaching autism levels that shouldn't even be possible. I'm gonna go with the latter.
Why not both? Ever since I saw the King of Catfish by Metokur, anything is possible with Phil
 
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guys, you're being really harsh on her. i mean, she looks fine. her makeup is...a bit much for me, but at least it's symmetrical.

clicking on a random video of hers, she's actually an alright commentator. a bit awkward but everyone is when they start out.

if i was interested in a game more then a personality i'd be cool watching her. she's quiet during cutscenes and conversations, doesn't make dumb jokes...idk. as a newbie streamer she seems aight. and if that demonic shit is true...woof. i feel for her man.
y'know, so far she's much better then panda, i actually really li-

"Trying out Orisa, the new Overwatch hero. Not too bad, but still prefer my main, Symmetra lol"

https://twitter.com/ChaosRealm01/status/845767484007497733


i hope she dies in a fire

I missed this for some reason.


Didn't lie about his character choice, but rather the monstrous performance he turned in. Phil claimed 21 kills, 52% kill participation, with numerous Roadhog hook dodges and other fantastic moves, all while using an XB1 controller. On PC, by the way.

The point of even bringing it up was for him to shit on his current TV, suggesting if he got a better one there might be less lag, and he'd do better in games. (Never mind that his scrubbiness is mostly down to attitude.)


No. We know her online alias, ChaosRealm, so we're in the investigatory process of looking for it on every platform we can think of. Phil specifically mentioned he played Overwatch on her computer recently, and when he did so, so I realized "Hey, she must have a battletag. Let's start looking, and start with the ones named ChaosRealm."

And we found it well enough.

going off of that account i linked, he would've lied about playing soldier.


unfortunately her actual account was linked only recently to those sites so we can't verify phils stats. fwiw though, i vividly remember being in a quickplay match as soldier where i almost single handedly dominated the other team and received the TRE (4 kills with his ult) achievement as well as a very high kill participation. I was sub-100 level, low bronze in competitive at this point. Point being, you can't base your skill on one quick play match; people with over 800 games played can be paired up with people who just picked up the game, it's an extremely casual mode.

Also Soldier:76 is literally the tutorial character and made to be the easiest one for people to play. His ult is LITERALLY AN AIMBOT. He's a cool character and all but if anyone was going to get a high kill rate with a character it would be either him, symmetra or roadhog.

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why is he in claires
a shop meant for tweenage girls

also, when looking for that tv vid i found this


posted by eddyb43, "DSP wants a new 4K TV, finds dead pixels in Hitman Ep2 postprestream (April 26th, 2016)"
 
is that claires next to the H&M leanna worked at in that mall. Think she wanted in that H&M and shes been to the ex's place of work lol
 
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I like how his only vacation spots are retail stores, a mall, and the arcade. I'd tell him that he has fucking Seattle about 30 mimutes, but he and Leanna did the same things there, too.
 
I like how his only vacation spots are retail stores, a mall, and the arcade. I'd tell him that he has fucking Seattle about 30 mimutes, but he and Leanna did the same things there, too.
Phil won't drive 30 minutes because his back might spasm and he would crash the car. His excuse not mine.
 
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