DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

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The relationship will implode (in an incident that was not Phil's fault and will be unrelated to the mutual breakup) on May 14, 2023.

This may be hard news for some people who are calling it sooner, or forever, but Phil has a legacy to uphold people. That's bigger than all of us. The date is set in stone. It is foretold in The Book of Gout.
 
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Some thoughts I have on Phil's new girlfriend:

This woman is what, 28 years old? And has two years of twitter feed talking, nearly exclusively, about mediocre video games and streaming on twitch (presumably to no more than 5 people)? And jumped on the opportunity to date DSP of all people? Yeah, this all raises some pretty massive red flags for me over her character/judgement/general intelligence.

She's clearly not someone who has any sort of professional success (seeing as she can't even afford basic transportation?), and instead has put all her chips on a twitch career which she's been trying to grow for the past two years. She might be a very nice lady, but there's really no way a girl with her looks/age are gonna compete with the younger, prettier, more savvy girls on twitch. Still, she seems to have a kind of obsession with run-of-the-mill, triple-A game titles; I get the impression she would be sitting on her ass playing video games all day regardless of if anyone was watching her. There's even a couple WWF webms scattered throughout her tweets. This is a woman who has no real prospects in her life, and likely never really grew out of sitting at home and mindlessly consuming entertainment media (sound familiar?).

This neet-type pathology is almost exclusively a young male type thing, so it's strange to see a woman afflicted. This girl probably also hasn't had too much luck in the dating scene, given her apparently reclusiveness and willingness to settle for DSP of all people.

All-in-all, she's actually incredibly similar to Phil - a shut-in who never grew up and did anything with her life. I can see clearly why a moron like Phil fell in "love" immediately. She was a broke, seemingly unemployed and desperately single girl at 28. If she has a biological clock it must've been kicking her in the face. She's probably a little too dumb/airheaded to see Phil for what he is, and only detects the common interests they share (shitty video games/wrasslin/twitch streaming). At a cursory glance, she may think he's perfect for her. I'm sure Phil went full-narcissist and spent stupid amounts of time convincing her to IGNORE ALL GOOGLE RESULTS and only listen to his take on all the "drama" around him.

This girl has very little to lose. As long as Phil is making his tard bux, he'll be able to string her along for years. She isn't gonna bail unless shit really hits the fan, or unless she's not as naive as I'm making her out to be (unlikely). Mostly, she just seems to be a whole lot of damaged goods.
 
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Well we've reached peak levels of petty cunt here folks. DSP and a woman of that age have no real business to be buying shit from Claire's, he's literally there just so that either Leanna (if she still works there) can see Phil's new broad, or her co-workers see him and inevitably gossip and report back to her on it. Slimy piece of shit.

Also, is she using a fucking gamepad to play Overwatch on PC? :stress:

Edit: She's also playing Overwatch all night instead of spending the evening with him on their 2nd day together :story:
 
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ChaosRealm-11995 looks like it's probably her then. When she logs off the game tonight we'll pretty much be certain.
  • These "sneak pics" DSP is taking are pretty creepy.
  • She's playing a video game alone in her """office""" between 11:49 PM and 12:49 AM on the second night they've been living together. I know it's way to soon to be saying this, but that strikes me as "I'm just not into you," behavior.
  • She plays PC first person shooters with a controller, for now I think she's factually a kitten murderer.
 
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Sparkletor said:
Phil won't drive 30 minutes because his back might spasm and he would crash the car. His excuse not mine.
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I still don't understand this. I have a bad back and I love driving my car, it's super comfy and the heated seats on my back are awesome. I'm pretty sure Phil's BMW would have had heated seats and his new one might have them as well. He can sit on his ass for hours on end rocking back and forth on a couch or his office chair (which is now basically a fucking car seat) but something about pushing those pedals man.
 
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