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I still don't understand this. I have a bad back and I love driving my car, it's super comfy and the heated seats on my back are awesome. I'm pretty sure Phil's BMW would have had heated seats and his new one might have them as well. He can sit on his ass for hours on end rocking back and forth on a couch or his office chair (which is now basically a fucking car seat) but something about pushing those pedals man.

Because he doesn't have a bad back. That's a straight up lie.
 
Ok. I've relooked at the "demon child" story and I'm fairly confident that "Kat" is the "Catherine St Jean" based upon her relationships in records and the relationships she has on her online accounts. That's usually enough proof however this is a "demon child" incident, so the evidence requirements are based on how bizarre that story is.

What I don't have right now is a picture of her near a demon child or some "irrefutable evidence" that would prove a relationship with the demon child or a relative (such as a photo on Facebook). Usually I'd be happy being able to correlate that she is friends with people related to the incident, which via public records she is. However I haven't been able to find a social media profile of any of the people related to it that are friends with other members of the family mentioned, or parents etc. So whatever this incident was it clearly caused some sort of rift in the inter dimensional family structure.

In terms of the carbon monoxide incident its very difficult to say what went on. Supposedly that incident happened in another house that they possibly owned. However, a business was registered at the "Kat" house. This one is a bit more vague and its possible "Kat" isn't even remotely aware of the connection, its just some strange/bizarre coincidence or she somehow knew them at some stage. I don't really have dates but they could've been living there at the same time or months/years apart. Your guess is as good as mine.

I thought drgnkiller was just joking when said dsp took his maid to the mall to show it to leanna... but if this is true. HOLY FUCK.

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Yeah... I'm not so sure. I'm gonna err on being skeptical here. From what I remember no one conclusively knows much about Leanna besides her living in Seattle.

The only thing she's publicly said in months was "This is the kind of dish I'll make when I want to lie to my friends and family that I have my life together. For now I will continue to eat ice cream out of the pint on my couch while I play videogames."
 
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I guess we have to wait for Classy Doris to come forward with proof.

Also it sounds like she had a very strict religious upbringing if the mother made them assume the crucifixion position and demons etc. Perhaps she is still very religious and won't have sex until marriage? Seems unlikely but the soulmates spent their time shopping and playing games instead of screwing. Seems a bit odd.

Edit to add: if the mom was convicted of child abuse is it possible she spent a few years in a foster home?
 
I guess we have to wait for Classy Doris to come forward with proof.

Also it sounds like she had a very strict religious upbringing if the mother made them assume the crucifixion position and demons etc. Perhaps she is still very religious and won't have sex until marriage? Seems unlikely but the soulmates spent their time shopping and playing games instead of screwing. Seems a bit odd.

Edit to add: if the mom was convicted of child abuse is it possible she spent a few years in a foster home?

I think it was a separated/divorced situation which is why there were two dads mentioned in the documents (or maybe "my wife's son" lol).

As I understand it only the mother was specifically called out in the documents, so if one of the fathers was considered ok by the court, then the children would probably stay with him.
 
Edit: She's also playing Overwatch all night instead of spending the evening with him on their 2nd day together :story:

Meanwhile he's standing right behind her, breathing heavily, snapping pictures.

Kat: "Baby, you've been standing up for a while. You should probably go sit down and rest your back."

Phil: "Okay, baby, that's a good idea, baby. I'll go find a chair- here's what Ill do, I'll go find a chair and bring it in here, okay? Sound good?"

Kat sighs deeply as Phil waddles off. Grunts, snorts and the scraping of wood echo hollowly throughout the halls of the Salt Fort.

Phil: "Ah cahm ahn! This is bullshit, dood! Some sociopathic detractor made my brand new SpawnSeats chair heavier! Ladies and gentlemen- I mean, baby, I have some bad news, okay? I need you to come help me move this chair into your office, alright?"

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To me, this shows that this is a relationship of convenience, rather than a romantic one.

Not forgetting that Phil doesn't have a romantic bone in his body.

Nah its just her "default behavior" when Vidar's mana is low because Vidar was too busy smoking weed in his Naruto outfit to summon more demons into the DSP empire:
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My girlfriend is going to help me get my sleep schedule back on track!

If you stay up until 3am playing games, how will you get enough sleep and get up in time to make breakfast for Phil before first stream?
You pour a little bit more gin in his drink and he'll be sleeping in. Phil ends up letting his fans know the reason he is starting late is they had a fantastic night together, in bed. His hand that is.
Meanwhile Kat was playing Overwatch.
 
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Looks like she was up playing Overwatch until ballpark 2:45 AM.
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"i checked my girlfriends pc to see if it was working alright"
"i just played you know quick-play on overwatch"
"shes like a really high rank"
She hasn't ever taken her play into competitive play, shes not a high rank, she is a high level, any tom dick of harry can get a high enough level just playing the game, not that that matters, its just the fact he thinks he was "stomping" when i just checked her overwatch stats comparing to mine, she has no competitive season rank under her belt, she mains a literally autist that isnt in meta, so that all goes into her stats and rankings in the quickplay.

For the layman, and TL:biggrin:R what im saying is, she isnt actually "skilled" and DSP is stretching the truth in saying that her skill is high and he was "wrecking" on her account because "latency".

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Again its not shitting on her, play who you want but im trying to give some clarification that DSP saying his latency is the reason hes doing poor in games because he "played on a really high ranking overwatch account and won a match" is bullshit.

But we all knew that anyway

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This neet-type pathology is almost exclusively a young male type thing, so it's strange to see a woman afflicted. This girl probably also hasn't had too much luck in the dating scene, given her apparently reclusiveness and willingness to settle for DSP of all people.

All-in-all, she's actually incredibly similar to Phil - a shut-in who never grew up and did anything with her life. I can see clearly why a moron like Phil fell in "love" immediately. She was a broke, seemingly unemployed and desperately single girl at 28. If she has a biological clock it must've been kicking her in the face. .

28 is waaaaaaaaay before the "biological clock" thing these days. For women now, considering how many are having kids in their late 30s and even early 40s, it's more like age 35 and up. (Source: I'm old and have seen plenty of friends go through it.) So that's not a good excuse to fuck Phil.

Actually, there is no good excuse to fuck Phil.
 
28 is waaaaaaaaay before the "biological clock" thing these days. For women now, considering how many are having kids in their late 30s and even early 40s, it's more like age 35 and up. (Source: I'm old and have seen plenty of friends go through it.) So that's not a good excuse to fuck Phil.

Actually, there is no good excuse to fuck Phil.
you can relatively safe get kids till your mid forties now. So that happens a lot more, and the average of having kids is going up in most of the world as well. (in america it's like 26.4 so she is barely past that.)
 
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